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Seven Old Ladies Got Stuck In The Lavatory

Misc Traditional

Guitar Chords & Lyrics for Seven Old Ladies Got Stuck In The Lavatory by Misc Traditional in the key of E

Level: Beginner Decade: 1900s Genre: Country / Folk Theme: Family Mood: Happy / Upbeat View Lyrics Youtube 
Chorus
EOh, Dear, What Can The Matter Be?
ASeven Old Ladies Were Stuck In The Lavatory;
EThey Were There From Monday 'Til Saturday,
AAnd Nobody Knew They Were There.

Verse
EThe First Old Lady Was Elizabeth Porter;
AShe Was The Deacon Of Dorchester's Daughter.
EShe Pulled On The Chain And The Rising Tide Caught Her
AAnd Nobody Knew She Was There.

Chorus
EOh, Dear, What Can The Matter Be?
ASeven Old Ladies Were Stuck In The Lavatory;
EThey Were There From Monday 'Til Saturday,
AAnd Nobody Knew They Were There.

Verse
EThe Next To Come In Was Penolpe Pimm
AShe Came In On A Personal Whim
EBut She Got Her Ass Stuck Twit The Bowl And The Rim
AAnd Notbody Knew She Was There

Chorus
EOh, Dear, What Can The Matter Be?
ASeven Old Ladies Were Stuck In The Lavatory;
EThey Were There From Monday 'Til Saturday,
AAnd Nobody Knew They Were There.

Verse
EThe Third To Come In, It Was Old Mrs. Draper
AShe Sat Herself Down, And Then Found There Was No Paper
EShe Had To Clean Up With A Bricklayer’s Scraper
AAnd Nobody Knew She Was There

Chorus
EOh, Dear, What Can The Matter Be?
ASeven Old Ladies Were Stuck In The Lavatory;
EThey Were There From Monday 'Til Saturday,
AAnd Nobody Knew They Were There.

Verse
EThe Next Old Lady Was Betty-Ann Brewster
AShe Sat On The Handle And She Thought Someone Goosed Her
EShe Said “Oh My God, This Don’t Feel Like It Use’ter”
AAnd Nobody Knew She Was There

Chorus
EOh, Dear, What Can The Matter Be?
ASeven Old Ladies Were Stuck In The Lavatory;
EThey Were There From Monday 'Til Saturday,
AAnd Nobody Knew They Were There.

Verse
EThe Fifth To Come Was Old Mrs. Humphrey
AShe Shifted And Jiggled To Get Herself Comfy
EThen To Her Dismay, She Could Not Get Her Bum Free
AAnd Nobody Knew She Was There

Chorus
EOh, Dear, What Can The Matter Be?
ASeven Old Ladies Were Stuck In The Lavatory;
EThey Were There From Monday 'Til Saturday,
AAnd Nobody Knew They Were There.

Verse
EThe Sixth Old Lady Was Old Mrs Bartlet
AShe Poped In The Quarter, To The Washroom She Started
EWhat A Waste Of A Quarter, ‘Cause She Only Farted
AAnd Nobody Knew She Was There

Chorus
EOh, Dear, What Can The Matter Be?
ASeven Old Ladies Were Stuck In The Lavatory;
EThey Were There From Monday 'Til Saturday,
AAnd Nobody Knew They Were There.

Verse
EThe Last To Come In Was Dear Mrs. Mason
AThe Stalls Were All Full So She Pissed In The Basin
EAnd That Is The Water That I Washed My Face In
ACause I Didn’t Know She Was There.

Chorus
EOh, Dear, What Can The Matter Be?
ASeven Old Ladies Were Stuck In The Lavatory;
EThey Were There From Monday 'Til Saturday,
AAnd Nobody Knew They Were There.

Outro
EThe Janitor Came In The Early Morning.
AHe Opened The Door Without Any Warning,
EThe Seven Old Ladies Their Seats Were Adorning,
AAnd Nobody Knew They Were There. E​
Also available in: G (Original) C D A

FAQ

What are the chords for Seven Old Ladies Got Stuck In The Lavatory?

The chords for Seven Old Ladies Got Stuck In The Lavatory are: E, A

What is the original key of Seven Old Ladies Got Stuck In The Lavatory?

The original key is G.

What is the difficulty of playing Seven Old Ladies Got Stuck In The Lavatory?

The difficulty level is Beginner.

Can I play Seven Old Ladies Got Stuck In The Lavatory in another key?

Yes. You can transpose the song to any key using the transpose feature.

Can Seven Old Ladies Got Stuck In The Lavatory be played on an acoustic guitar?

Yes. The chords work for both acoustic and electric guitar.

Can I play Seven Old Ladies Got Stuck In The Lavatory on ukulele?

Chord Seven Old Ladies Got Stuck In The Lavatory can be played on guitar or ukulele using their respective chord shapes.

How many chords are used in Seven Old Ladies Got Stuck In The Lavatory?

Seven Old Ladies Got Stuck In The Lavatory uses 2 chords: E, A

What is the easiest way to play Seven Old Ladies Got Stuck In The Lavatory?

You can use the transpose feature to change the key to one that better matches your vocal range or uses easier chord shapes.

What decade was Seven Old Ladies Got Stuck In The Lavatory released in?

Seven Old Ladies Got Stuck In The Lavatory was released in the 1900s. See more 1900s songs here

Are there easier chord versions for Seven Old Ladies Got Stuck In The Lavatory?

Yes. Tap the Simplify button to switch Seven Old Ladies Got Stuck In The Lavatory to beginner-friendly chords - it drops advanced extensions like maj7, m7, and 9ths without changing the song's key or progression.

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