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Seven Old Ladies Got Stuck In The Lavatory

Misc Traditional

Basic Guitar Chords & Lyrics for Seven Old Ladies Got Stuck In The Lavatory by Misc Traditional

Level: Beginner Decade: 1900s Genre: Country / Folk Theme: Family Mood: Happy / Upbeat View Lyrics Youtube 
Chorus
GOh, Dear, What Can The Matter Be?
CSeven Old Ladies Were Stuck In The Lavatory;
GThey Were There From Monday 'Til Saturday,
CAnd Nobody Knew They Were There.

Verse
GThe First Old Lady Was Elizabeth Porter;
CShe Was The Deacon Of Dorchester's Daughter.
GShe Pulled On The Chain And The Rising Tide Caught Her
CAnd Nobody Knew She Was There.

Chorus
GOh, Dear, What Can The Matter Be?
CSeven Old Ladies Were Stuck In The Lavatory;
GThey Were There From Monday 'Til Saturday,
CAnd Nobody Knew They Were There.

Verse
GThe Next To Come In Was Penolpe Pimm
CShe Came In On A Personal Whim
GBut She Got Her Ass Stuck Twit The Bowl And The Rim
CAnd Notbody Knew She Was There

Chorus
GOh, Dear, What Can The Matter Be?
CSeven Old Ladies Were Stuck In The Lavatory;
GThey Were There From Monday 'Til Saturday,
CAnd Nobody Knew They Were There.

Verse
GThe Third To Come In, It Was Old Mrs. Draper
CShe Sat Herself Down, And Then Found There Was No Paper
GShe Had To Clean Up With A Bricklayer’s Scraper
CAnd Nobody Knew She Was There

Chorus
GOh, Dear, What Can The Matter Be?
CSeven Old Ladies Were Stuck In The Lavatory;
GThey Were There From Monday 'Til Saturday,
CAnd Nobody Knew They Were There.

Verse
GThe Next Old Lady Was Betty-Ann Brewster
CShe Sat On The Handle And She Thought Someone Goosed Her
GShe Said “Oh My God, This Don’t Feel Like It Use’ter”
CAnd Nobody Knew She Was There

Chorus
GOh, Dear, What Can The Matter Be?
CSeven Old Ladies Were Stuck In The Lavatory;
GThey Were There From Monday 'Til Saturday,
CAnd Nobody Knew They Were There.

Verse
GThe Fifth To Come Was Old Mrs. Humphrey
CShe Shifted And Jiggled To Get Herself Comfy
GThen To Her Dismay, She Could Not Get Her Bum Free
CAnd Nobody Knew She Was There

Chorus
GOh, Dear, What Can The Matter Be?
CSeven Old Ladies Were Stuck In The Lavatory;
GThey Were There From Monday 'Til Saturday,
CAnd Nobody Knew They Were There.

Verse
GThe Sixth Old Lady Was Old Mrs Bartlet
CShe Poped In The Quarter, To The Washroom She Started
GWhat A Waste Of A Quarter, ‘Cause She Only Farted
CAnd Nobody Knew She Was There

Chorus
GOh, Dear, What Can The Matter Be?
CSeven Old Ladies Were Stuck In The Lavatory;
GThey Were There From Monday 'Til Saturday,
CAnd Nobody Knew They Were There.

Verse
GThe Last To Come In Was Dear Mrs. Mason
CThe Stalls Were All Full So She Pissed In The Basin
GAnd That Is The Water That I Washed My Face In
CCause I Didn’t Know She Was There.

Chorus
GOh, Dear, What Can The Matter Be?
CSeven Old Ladies Were Stuck In The Lavatory;
GThey Were There From Monday 'Til Saturday,
CAnd Nobody Knew They Were There.

Outro
GThe Janitor Came In The Early Morning.
CHe Opened The Door Without Any Warning,
GThe Seven Old Ladies Their Seats Were Adorning,
CAnd Nobody Knew They Were There. G​
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FAQ

What are the chords for Seven Old Ladies Got Stuck In The Lavatory?

The chords for Seven Old Ladies Got Stuck In The Lavatory are: G, C

What is the original key of Seven Old Ladies Got Stuck In The Lavatory?

The original key is G.

What is the difficulty of playing Seven Old Ladies Got Stuck In The Lavatory?

The difficulty level is Beginner.

Can I play Seven Old Ladies Got Stuck In The Lavatory in another key?

Yes. You can transpose the song to any key using the transpose feature.

Can Seven Old Ladies Got Stuck In The Lavatory be played on an acoustic guitar?

Yes. The chords work for both acoustic and electric guitar.

Can I play Seven Old Ladies Got Stuck In The Lavatory on ukulele?

Chord Seven Old Ladies Got Stuck In The Lavatory can be played on guitar or ukulele using their respective chord shapes.

How many chords are used in Seven Old Ladies Got Stuck In The Lavatory?

Seven Old Ladies Got Stuck In The Lavatory uses 2 chords: G, C

What is the easiest way to play Seven Old Ladies Got Stuck In The Lavatory?

You can use the transpose feature to change the key to one that better matches your vocal range or uses easier chord shapes.

What decade was Seven Old Ladies Got Stuck In The Lavatory released in?

Seven Old Ladies Got Stuck In The Lavatory was released in the 1900s. See more 1900s songs here

Are there easier chord versions for Seven Old Ladies Got Stuck In The Lavatory?

Yes. Tap the Simplify button to switch Seven Old Ladies Got Stuck In The Lavatory to beginner-friendly chords - it drops advanced extensions like maj7, m7, and 9ths without changing the song's key or progression.

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