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Seven Old Ladies Got Stuck In The Lavatory

Misc Traditional

Guitar Chords & Lyrics for Seven Old Ladies Got Stuck In The Lavatory by Misc Traditional in the key of A

Level: Beginner Decade: 1900s Genre: Country / Folk Theme: Family Mood: Happy / Upbeat View Lyrics Youtube 
Chorus
AOh, Dear, What Can The Matter Be?
DSeven Old Ladies Were Stuck In The Lavatory;
AThey Were There From Monday 'Til Saturday,
DAnd Nobody Knew They Were There.

Verse
AThe First Old Lady Was Elizabeth Porter;
DShe Was The Deacon Of Dorchester's Daughter.
AShe Pulled On The Chain And The Rising Tide Caught Her
DAnd Nobody Knew She Was There.

Chorus
AOh, Dear, What Can The Matter Be?
DSeven Old Ladies Were Stuck In The Lavatory;
AThey Were There From Monday 'Til Saturday,
DAnd Nobody Knew They Were There.

Verse
AThe Next To Come In Was Penolpe Pimm
DShe Came In On A Personal Whim
ABut She Got Her Ass Stuck Twit The Bowl And The Rim
DAnd Notbody Knew She Was There

Chorus
AOh, Dear, What Can The Matter Be?
DSeven Old Ladies Were Stuck In The Lavatory;
AThey Were There From Monday 'Til Saturday,
DAnd Nobody Knew They Were There.

Verse
AThe Third To Come In, It Was Old Mrs. Draper
DShe Sat Herself Down, And Then Found There Was No Paper
AShe Had To Clean Up With A Bricklayer’s Scraper
DAnd Nobody Knew She Was There

Chorus
AOh, Dear, What Can The Matter Be?
DSeven Old Ladies Were Stuck In The Lavatory;
AThey Were There From Monday 'Til Saturday,
DAnd Nobody Knew They Were There.

Verse
AThe Next Old Lady Was Betty-Ann Brewster
DShe Sat On The Handle And She Thought Someone Goosed Her
AShe Said “Oh My God, This Don’t Feel Like It Use’ter”
DAnd Nobody Knew She Was There

Chorus
AOh, Dear, What Can The Matter Be?
DSeven Old Ladies Were Stuck In The Lavatory;
AThey Were There From Monday 'Til Saturday,
DAnd Nobody Knew They Were There.

Verse
AThe Fifth To Come Was Old Mrs. Humphrey
DShe Shifted And Jiggled To Get Herself Comfy
AThen To Her Dismay, She Could Not Get Her Bum Free
DAnd Nobody Knew She Was There

Chorus
AOh, Dear, What Can The Matter Be?
DSeven Old Ladies Were Stuck In The Lavatory;
AThey Were There From Monday 'Til Saturday,
DAnd Nobody Knew They Were There.

Verse
AThe Sixth Old Lady Was Old Mrs Bartlet
DShe Poped In The Quarter, To The Washroom She Started
AWhat A Waste Of A Quarter, ‘Cause She Only Farted
DAnd Nobody Knew She Was There

Chorus
AOh, Dear, What Can The Matter Be?
DSeven Old Ladies Were Stuck In The Lavatory;
AThey Were There From Monday 'Til Saturday,
DAnd Nobody Knew They Were There.

Verse
AThe Last To Come In Was Dear Mrs. Mason
DThe Stalls Were All Full So She Pissed In The Basin
AAnd That Is The Water That I Washed My Face In
DCause I Didn’t Know She Was There.

Chorus
AOh, Dear, What Can The Matter Be?
DSeven Old Ladies Were Stuck In The Lavatory;
AThey Were There From Monday 'Til Saturday,
DAnd Nobody Knew They Were There.

Outro
AThe Janitor Came In The Early Morning.
DHe Opened The Door Without Any Warning,
AThe Seven Old Ladies Their Seats Were Adorning,
DAnd Nobody Knew They Were There. A​
Also available in: G (Original) C D E

FAQ

What are the chords for Seven Old Ladies Got Stuck In The Lavatory?

The chords for Seven Old Ladies Got Stuck In The Lavatory are: A, D

What is the original key of Seven Old Ladies Got Stuck In The Lavatory?

The original key is G.

What is the difficulty of playing Seven Old Ladies Got Stuck In The Lavatory?

The difficulty level is Beginner.

Can I play Seven Old Ladies Got Stuck In The Lavatory in another key?

Yes. You can transpose the song to any key using the transpose feature.

Can Seven Old Ladies Got Stuck In The Lavatory be played on an acoustic guitar?

Yes. The chords work for both acoustic and electric guitar.

Can I play Seven Old Ladies Got Stuck In The Lavatory on ukulele?

Chord Seven Old Ladies Got Stuck In The Lavatory can be played on guitar or ukulele using their respective chord shapes.

How many chords are used in Seven Old Ladies Got Stuck In The Lavatory?

Seven Old Ladies Got Stuck In The Lavatory uses 2 chords: A, D

What is the easiest way to play Seven Old Ladies Got Stuck In The Lavatory?

You can use the transpose feature to change the key to one that better matches your vocal range or uses easier chord shapes.

What decade was Seven Old Ladies Got Stuck In The Lavatory released in?

Seven Old Ladies Got Stuck In The Lavatory was released in the 1900s. See more 1900s songs here

Are there easier chord versions for Seven Old Ladies Got Stuck In The Lavatory?

Yes. Tap the Simplify button to switch Seven Old Ladies Got Stuck In The Lavatory to beginner-friendly chords - it drops advanced extensions like maj7, m7, and 9ths without changing the song's key or progression.

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