Stan

Chorus
GmMy Tea's GoneD# Cold, I'm Wonderin'F Why
Got A#Out Of FBed At AlGml
The Morning D#Rain Clouds Up My FWindow
And A#I Can't FSee At AlGml
And Even D#If I Could It'll FAll Be Gray
But Your A#Picture FOn My WalGml
It ReminD#ds Me That It's CNot So Bad
It's A#Not So FBadGm​
GmMy Tea's GoneD# Cold, I'm Wonderin'F Why
Got A#Out Of FBed At AlGml
The Morning D#Rain Clouds Up My FWindow
And A#I Can't FSee At AlGml
And Even D#If I Could It'll FAll Be Gray
But Your A#Picture FOn My WalGml
It ReminD#ds Me That It's CNot So Bad
It's D#Not So Bad

GmDear Slim, I Wrote You,
D# But You Still Ain't Callin
F I Left My Cell, My Pager,
And My A#Home Phone At The BotFtomGm​
I Sent Two Letters Back In AutuD#mn,
You Must Not Have Got 'EmF​
There Probably Was A Problem
With The A#Post Office Or FSomethin'
GmSometimes I Scribble Addresses
Too D#Sloppy When I Jot 'Em F​
But Anyway, What's Been A#Up Man,
How's Your FDaughter?
Gm  My Girlfriend's Pregnant Too,
I'm Bout To BeD# A Father
If I Have A CDaughter,
Guess What I'm A Call HerD#​
I'm A Name Her BonnieGm​
I Read About Your Uncle D#Ronnie Too, I'm Sorry
IF Had A Friend Kill Himself
Over A#Some B**** Who Didn't FWant HiGmm
I Know You Probably Hear This Every DayD#,
But I'm Your Biggest FanF​
I Even Got That UndergrA#ound S***
That You Did With FSkam
Gm  I Got A Room Full Of YourD# Posters
And Your Pictures ManF​
I Like That S*** You Did With A#Rawkus Too,
That FS*** Was PhaGmt
Anyways, I Hope You D#Get This Man, Hit Me Back
CJust To Chat, Truly Yours,
Your D#Biggest Fan, This Is Stan

Chorus
GmMy Tea's GoneD# Cold, I'm Wonderin'F Why
Got A#Out Of FBed At AlGml
The Morning D#Rain Clouds Up My FWindow
And A#I Can't FSee At AlGml
And Even D#If I Could It'll FAll Be Gray
But Your A#Picture FOn My WalGml
It ReminD#ds Me That It's CNot So Bad
It's D#Not So BadGm​

Dear GmSlim, You Still Ain't Called Or D#Wrote,
I Hope You Have A Chance,
FI Ain't Mad, I Think It's JustA# F*****
Up That You Don't Answer FansGm​
If You Didn't Wanna Talk To D#Me Outside Your Concert
You Didn't FHave To,
But You Could've Signed An A#Autograph For FMatthew
That's MyGm Little Brother Man,
He's Only D#Six Years Old
We Waited In The FBlistering Cold For You
    A#                 F
D#or four hours and you just said no
Gm  That's Pretty S****Y Man,
You're D#Like His F***Ing Idol
He CWants To Be Just Like You Man,
He D#Likes You More Than I Do
Gm  I Ain't That Mad Though,
D# I Just Don't Like Being Lied To
RemembFer When We Met In DenveA#r,
You Said If I FWrite You
You Would GmWrite Back,
See I'm Just LikeD# You In A Way
I Never Knew My FFather Neither
He Used To A#Always Cheat On My FMom And Beat HeGmr
I Can Relate To What You're D#Saying In Your Songs
So When I FHave A S****Y Day,
I Drift A#Away And Put Em FOn
Cause I Don't GmReally Got S*** Else,
So That S*** D#Helps When I'm Depressed
CI Even Got A Tattoo Of YourD# Name Across The Chest
GmSometimes I Even Cut Myself
To D#See How Much It Bleeds
Its Like FAdrenaline,
The Pain Is Such A#A Sudden Rush FFor Me
See EverGmthing You Say Is Real,
And I ResD#pect You Cause You Tell It
My GirlFfriend's Jealous,
Because I TalkA# About You 24/7F​
GmBut She Don't Know You Like I Know YouD# Slim,
No One Does
FShe Don't Know What It Was Like
For A#People Like Us GroFwin' Up
You Gotta GmCall Me Man,
I'll Be The Biggest D#Fan You'll Ever Lose
Sincerely CYours, Stan, P.s.
D#We Should Be Together Too

Chorus
GmMy Tea's GoneD# Cold, I'm Wonderin'F Why
Got A#Out Of FBed At AlGml
The Morning D#Rain Clouds Up My FWindow
And A#I Can't FSee At AlGml
And Even D#If I Could It'll FAll Be Gray
But Your A#Picture FOn My WalGml
It ReminD#ds Me That It's CNot So Bad
It's D#Not So Bad

Verse 3
Gm                      D#
dear mr i'm-too-good-to-call-or-write-myD#ans
F This'll Be The Last Package
I A#Ever Send Your A**F​
It's Been Six GmMonths And Still No Words
I Don't DesD#erve It
I Know You Got My FLast Two Letters
I Wrote The AddA#resses On Them PerfectF​
GmSo This Is My Cassette I'm Sending YoD#u,
I Hope You Hear It
I'm FIn The Car Right Now,
I'm Doin' A#90 On The FreewaFy
GmHey Slim, I Drank A Fifth OfD# Vodka,
Dare Me To Drive?C​
You Know That Song By Phil D#Collins,
In The Air Of The Night
GmAbout That Guy Who Could've Saved
That D#Other Guy From Drowning
But FDidn't, But Phil Saw It All,
A# Then At A Show He Found FHim
GmThat's Kinda How This Is,
You Could've D#Rescued Me From Drowning
Now It's FToo Late,
I'm On A 1,000 A#Downers Now, FI'm Drowsy
GmAnd All I Wanted Was A LousD#y Letter Or A Call
FI Hope You Know I Ripped
All Of Your A#Pictures OffF My Wall
GmI Love You Slim, We Could'veD# Been Together,
Think About CIt You Ruined It Now,
ID# Hope You Can't Sleep
And You Dream About ItGm And When You Dream,
I Hope You D#Can't Sleep And You Scream About It
FI Hope Your Conscience Eats
AtA# You And You Can't FBreathe Without GmMe
See Slim, ShuD#t Up B****, I'm Trying To Talk
FHey Slim, That's My GirA#lfriend Screamin' In TheF Trunk
GmBut I Didn't Slit Her Throat,
I Just Tied Her D#Up, See I Ain't Like You
FCause If She Suffocates,
She'll Suffer A#More, Then She'll FDie ToGmo
Well, Gotta Go,D# I'm Almost Under The Bridge NowC​
Oh S***, I Forgot,
D# How Am I Supposed To Send This S*** Out?

Int. Gm D# C D#
       Gm D# C D#

Chorus
GmMy Tea's GoneD# Cold, I'm Wonderin'F Why
Got A#Out Of FBed At AlGml
The Morning D#Rain Clouds Up My FWindow
And A#I Can't FSee At AlGml
And Even D#If I Could It'll FAll Be Gray
But Your A#Picture FOn My WalGml
It ReminD#ds Me That It's CNot So Bad
It's D#Not So Bad

Verse 4
GmDear Stan, I Meant To Write You SooneD#r,
But I've Just Been Busy
FYou Say Your Girlfriend's Pregnant NoA#w,
How Far Along Is FShe?
GmLook, I'm Really Flattered
You Would D#Call Your Daughter That
And Here's An FAutograph For Your Brother
I A#Wrote It On FThis Starter CaGmp
I'm Sorry I Didn't D#See You At The Show,
I Must've Missed You
FDon't Think I Did That S***
A#Intentionally FJust To Dis YouGm​
But What's That S*** You SaidD#​
About You Like To Cut Your Wrists Too?C​
I Say That S*** Just Clownin' Dog D#​
C'mon, How F***Ed Up Is You? Gm​
You Got Some Issues, Stan,
I D#Think You Need Some Counseling 
FTo Keep Your A** From Bouncin'
Off The A#Walls When You Get FDown SomeGm And
What's This S*** About Us D#Meant To Be Together?
FThat Type Of S*** Will Make Me
Not A#Want Us To Meet Each FOther
Gm  I Really Think You And
Your D#Girlfriend Need Each Other
FOr Maybe You Just Need To Treat HerA# Better
FI Hope You Get ToGm Read This Letter,
I Hope It D#Reaches You In Time                
Before You CHurt Yourself,
I Think That You'll D#Be Doin Just Fine
If You ReGmlax A Little,
I'm Glad That I InD#spire You, But Stan
Why FAre You So Mad? Try To UndeA#rstand,
That I Do FWant You As AGm Fan
I Just Don't Want You To D#Do Some Crazy S***
I Seen This FOne S*** On The News
A Couple Of A#Weeks Ago That FMade Me SickGm..
Some Dude Was Drunk And Drove His D#Car Over A Bridge
And Had His FGirlfriend In His Trunk
And She Was A#Pregnant With His FKid
And In The GmCar They Found A Tape,
Didn't D#Say Who It Was To
Come To CThink About It,
His Name Was,D# It Was You..Gm​

Ending
GmDamn