Stan

Chorus
EmMy Tea's GoneC Cold, I'm WonderinD' Why
Got GOut OfD Bed At AEmll
The Morning CRain Clouds Up MyD Window
And GI Can'tD See At AEmll
And Even CIf I Could It'llD All Be Gray
But Your GPictureD On My WaEmll
It ReminCds Me That It'sA Not So Bad
It's GNot SoD BaEmd
EmMy Tea's GoneC Cold, I'm WonderinD' Why
Got GOut OfD Bed At AEmll
The Morning CRain Clouds Up MyD Window
And GI Can'tD See At AEmll
And Even CIf I Could It'llD All Be Gray
But Your GPictureD On My WaEmll
It ReminCds Me That It'sA Not So Bad
It's CNot So Bad

EmDear Slim, I Wrote You,
C But You Still Ain't Callin
D I Left My Cell, My Pager,
And My GHome Phone At The BoDttoEmm
I Sent Two Letters Back In AutuCmn,
You Must Not Have Got 'EmD​
There Probably Was A Problem
With The GPost Office OrD Somethin'
EmSometimes I Scribble Addresses
Too CSloppy When I Jot 'EmD​
But Anyway, What's Been GUp Man,
How's Your DDaughter?
Em  My Girlfriend's Pregnant Too,
I'm Bout To BeC A Father
If I Have A ADaughter,
Guess What I'm A Call HerC​
I'm A Name Her BonnieEm​
I Read About Your Uncle CRonnie Too, I'm Sorry
ID Had A Friend Kill Himself
Over GSome B**** Who Didn'tD Want HEmim
I Know You Probably Hear This Every DayC,
But I'm Your Biggest FanD​
I Even Got That UndergrGound S***
That You Did With DSkam
Em  I Got A Room Full Of YourC Posters
And Your Pictures ManD​
I Like That S*** You Did With GRawkus Too,
That DS*** Was PhaEmt
Anyways, I Hope You CGet This Man, Hit Me Back
AJust To Chat, Truly Yours,
Your CBiggest Fan, This Is Stan

Chorus
EmMy Tea's GoneC Cold, I'm WonderinD' Why
Got GOut OfD Bed At AEmll
The Morning CRain Clouds Up MyD Window
And GI Can'tD See At AEmll
And Even CIf I Could It'llD All Be Gray
But Your GPictureD On My WaEmll
It ReminCds Me That It'sA Not So Bad
It's CNot So BaEmd

Dear EmSlim, You Still Ain't Called Or CWrote,
I Hope You Have A Chance,
DI Ain't Mad, I Think It's JustG F*****
Up That You Don't Answer FansEm​
If You Didn't Wanna Talk To CMe Outside Your Concert
You Didn't DHave To,
But You Could've Signed An GAutograph ForD Matthew
That's MyEm Little Brother Man,
He's Only CSix Years Old
We Waited In The DBlistering Cold For You
    G                 D
Cor four hours and you just said no
Em  That's Pretty S****Y Man,
You're CLike His F***Ing Idol
He AWants To Be Just Like You Man,
He CLikes You More Than I Do
Em  I Ain't That Mad Though,
C I Just Don't Like Being Lied To
RemembDer When We Met In DenveGr,
You Said If I DWrite You
You Would EmWrite Back,
See I'm Just LikeC You In A Way
I Never Knew My DFather Neither
He Used To GAlways Cheat On MyD Mom And Beat HEmer
I Can Relate To What You're CSaying In Your Songs
So When I DHave A S****Y Day,
I Drift GAway And Put EmD On
Cause I Don't EmReally Got S*** Else,
So That S*** CHelps When I'm Depressed
AI Even Got A Tattoo Of YourC Name Across The Chest
EmSometimes I Even Cut Myself
To CSee How Much It Bleeds
Its Like DAdrenaline,
The Pain Is Such GA Sudden RushD For Me
See EverEmthing You Say Is Real,
And I ResCpect You Cause You Tell It
My GirlDfriend's Jealous,
Because I TalkG About You 24/D7
EmBut She Don't Know You Like I Know YouC Slim,
No One Does
DShe Don't Know What It Was Like
For GPeople Like Us GrDowin' Up
You Gotta EmCall Me Man,
I'll Be The Biggest CFan You'll Ever Lose
Sincerely AYours, Stan, P.s.
CWe Should Be Together Too

Chorus
EmMy Tea's GoneC Cold, I'm WonderinD' Why
Got GOut OfD Bed At AEmll
The Morning CRain Clouds Up MyD Window
And GI Can'tD See At AEmll
And Even CIf I Could It'llD All Be Gray
But Your GPictureD On My WaEmll
It ReminCds Me That It'sA Not So Bad
It's CNot So Bad

Verse 3
Em                      C
dear mr i'm-too-good-to-call-or-write-myCans
D This'll Be The Last Package
I GEver Send Your A*D*
It's Been Six EmMonths And Still No Words
I Don't DesCerve It
I Know You Got My DLast Two Letters
I Wrote The AddGresses On Them PerfecDt
EmSo This Is My Cassette I'm Sending YoCu,
I Hope You Hear It
I'm DIn The Car Right Now,
I'm Doin' G90 On The FreewDay
EmHey Slim, I Drank A Fifth OfC Vodka,
Dare Me To Drive?A​
You Know That Song By Phil CCollins,
In The Air Of The Night
EmAbout That Guy Who Could've Saved
That COther Guy From Drowning
But DDidn't, But Phil Saw It All,
G Then At A Show He FoundD Him
EmThat's Kinda How This Is,
You Could've CRescued Me From Drowning
Now It's DToo Late,
I'm On A 1,000 GDowners Now,D I'm Drowsy
EmAnd All I Wanted Was A LousCy Letter Or A Call
DI Hope You Know I Ripped
All Of Your GPictures OfDf My Wall
EmI Love You Slim, We Could'veC Been Together,
Think About AIt You Ruined It Now,
IC Hope You Can't Sleep
And You Dream About ItEm And When You Dream,
I Hope You CCan't Sleep And You Scream About It
DI Hope Your Conscience Eats
AtG You And You Can'tD Breathe WithoutEm Me
See Slim, ShuCt Up B****, I'm Trying To Talk
DHey Slim, That's My GirGlfriend Screamin' In ThDe Trunk
EmBut I Didn't Slit Her Throat,
I Just Tied Her CUp, See I Ain't Like You
DCause If She Suffocates,
She'll Suffer GMore, Then She'llD Die TEmoo
Well, Gotta Go,C I'm Almost Under The Bridge NoAw
Oh S***, I Forgot,
C How Am I Supposed To Send This S*** Out?

Int. Em C A C
       Em C A C

Chorus
EmMy Tea's GoneC Cold, I'm WonderinD' Why
Got GOut OfD Bed At AEmll
The Morning CRain Clouds Up MyD Window
And GI Can'tD See At AEmll
And Even CIf I Could It'llD All Be Gray
But Your GPictureD On My WaEmll
It ReminCds Me That It'sA Not So Bad
It's CNot So Bad

Verse 4
EmDear Stan, I Meant To Write You SooneCr,
But I've Just Been Busy
DYou Say Your Girlfriend's Pregnant NoGw,
How Far Along Is DShe?
EmLook, I'm Really Flattered
You Would CCall Your Daughter That
And Here's An DAutograph For Your Brother
I GWrote It OnD This Starter CEmap
I'm Sorry I Didn't CSee You At The Show,
I Must've Missed You
DDon't Think I Did That S***
GIntentionallyD Just To Dis YoEmu
But What's That S*** You SaidC​
About You Like To Cut Your Wrists Too?A​
I Say That S*** Just Clownin' Dog C​
C'mon, How F***Ed Up Is You? Em​
You Got Some Issues, Stan,
I CThink You Need Some Counseling 
DTo Keep Your A** From Bouncin'
Off The GWalls When You GetD Down SomEme And
What's This S*** About Us CMeant To Be Together?
DThat Type Of S*** Will Make Me
Not GWant Us To Meet EachD Other
Em  I Really Think You And
Your CGirlfriend Need Each Other
DOr Maybe You Just Need To Treat HerG Better
DI Hope You Get ToEm Read This Letter,
I Hope It CReaches You In Time                
Before You AHurt Yourself,
I Think That You'll CBe Doin Just Fine
If You ReEmlax A Little,
I'm Glad That I InCspire You, But Stan
Why DAre You So Mad? Try To UndeGrstand,
That I Do DWant You As AEm Fan
I Just Don't Want You To CDo Some Crazy S***
I Seen This DOne S*** On The News
A Couple Of GWeeks Ago ThatD Made Me SicEmk..
Some Dude Was Drunk And Drove His CCar Over A Bridge
And Had His DGirlfriend In His Trunk
And She Was GPregnant With HisD Kid
And In The EmCar They Found A Tape,
Didn't CSay Who It Was To
Come To AThink About It,
His Name Was,C It Was You.Em.

Ending
EmDamn