Stan

Chorus
DmMy Tea's GoneA# Cold, I'm Wonderin'C Why
Got FOut OfC Bed At ADmll
The Morning A#Rain Clouds Up My CWindow
And FI Can'tC See At ADmll
And Even A#If I Could It'll CAll Be Gray
But Your FPictureC On My WaDmll
It ReminA#ds Me That It's GNot So Bad
It's FNot SoC BaDmd
DmMy Tea's GoneA# Cold, I'm Wonderin'C Why
Got FOut OfC Bed At ADmll
The Morning A#Rain Clouds Up My CWindow
And FI Can'tC See At ADmll
And Even A#If I Could It'll CAll Be Gray
But Your FPictureC On My WaDmll
It ReminA#ds Me That It's GNot So Bad
It's A#Not So Bad

DmDear Slim, I Wrote You,
A# But You Still Ain't Callin
C I Left My Cell, My Pager,
And My FHome Phone At The BoCttoDmm
I Sent Two Letters Back In AutuA#mn,
You Must Not Have Got 'EmC​
There Probably Was A Problem
With The FPost Office OrC Somethin'
DmSometimes I Scribble Addresses
Too A#Sloppy When I Jot 'Em C​
But Anyway, What's Been FUp Man,
How's Your CDaughter?
Dm  My Girlfriend's Pregnant Too,
I'm Bout To BeA# A Father
If I Have A GDaughter,
Guess What I'm A Call HerA#​
I'm A Name Her BonnieDm​
I Read About Your Uncle A#Ronnie Too, I'm Sorry
IC Had A Friend Kill Himself
Over FSome B**** Who Didn'tC Want HDmim
I Know You Probably Hear This Every DayA#,
But I'm Your Biggest FanC​
I Even Got That UndergrFound S***
That You Did With CSkam
Dm  I Got A Room Full Of YourA# Posters
And Your Pictures ManC​
I Like That S*** You Did With FRawkus Too,
That CS*** Was PhaDmt
Anyways, I Hope You A#Get This Man, Hit Me Back
GJust To Chat, Truly Yours,
Your A#Biggest Fan, This Is Stan

Chorus
DmMy Tea's GoneA# Cold, I'm Wonderin'C Why
Got FOut OfC Bed At ADmll
The Morning A#Rain Clouds Up My CWindow
And FI Can'tC See At ADmll
And Even A#If I Could It'll CAll Be Gray
But Your FPictureC On My WaDmll
It ReminA#ds Me That It's GNot So Bad
It's A#Not So BadDm​

Dear DmSlim, You Still Ain't Called Or A#Wrote,
I Hope You Have A Chance,
CI Ain't Mad, I Think It's JustF F*****
Up That You Don't Answer FansDm​
If You Didn't Wanna Talk To A#Me Outside Your Concert
You Didn't CHave To,
But You Could've Signed An FAutograph ForC Matthew
That's MyDm Little Brother Man,
He's Only A#Six Years Old
We Waited In The CBlistering Cold For You
    F                 C
A#or four hours and you just said no
Dm  That's Pretty S****Y Man,
You're A#Like His F***Ing Idol
He GWants To Be Just Like You Man,
He A#Likes You More Than I Do
Dm  I Ain't That Mad Though,
A# I Just Don't Like Being Lied To
RemembCer When We Met In DenveFr,
You Said If I CWrite You
You Would DmWrite Back,
See I'm Just LikeA# You In A Way
I Never Knew My CFather Neither
He Used To FAlways Cheat On MyC Mom And Beat HDmer
I Can Relate To What You're A#Saying In Your Songs
So When I CHave A S****Y Day,
I Drift FAway And Put EmC On
Cause I Don't DmReally Got S*** Else,
So That S*** A#Helps When I'm Depressed
GI Even Got A Tattoo Of YourA# Name Across The Chest
DmSometimes I Even Cut Myself
To A#See How Much It Bleeds
Its Like CAdrenaline,
The Pain Is Such FA Sudden RushC For Me
See EverDmthing You Say Is Real,
And I ResA#pect You Cause You Tell It
My GirlCfriend's Jealous,
Because I TalkF About You 24/C7
DmBut She Don't Know You Like I Know YouA# Slim,
No One Does
CShe Don't Know What It Was Like
For FPeople Like Us GrCowin' Up
You Gotta DmCall Me Man,
I'll Be The Biggest A#Fan You'll Ever Lose
Sincerely GYours, Stan, P.s.
A#We Should Be Together Too

Chorus
DmMy Tea's GoneA# Cold, I'm Wonderin'C Why
Got FOut OfC Bed At ADmll
The Morning A#Rain Clouds Up My CWindow
And FI Can'tC See At ADmll
And Even A#If I Could It'll CAll Be Gray
But Your FPictureC On My WaDmll
It ReminA#ds Me That It's GNot So Bad
It's A#Not So Bad

Verse 3
Dm                      A#
dear mr i'm-too-good-to-call-or-write-myA#ans
C This'll Be The Last Package
I FEver Send Your A*C*
It's Been Six DmMonths And Still No Words
I Don't DesA#erve It
I Know You Got My CLast Two Letters
I Wrote The AddFresses On Them PerfecCt
DmSo This Is My Cassette I'm Sending YoA#u,
I Hope You Hear It
I'm CIn The Car Right Now,
I'm Doin' F90 On The FreewCay
DmHey Slim, I Drank A Fifth OfA# Vodka,
Dare Me To Drive?G​
You Know That Song By Phil A#Collins,
In The Air Of The Night
DmAbout That Guy Who Could've Saved
That A#Other Guy From Drowning
But CDidn't, But Phil Saw It All,
F Then At A Show He FoundC Him
DmThat's Kinda How This Is,
You Could've A#Rescued Me From Drowning
Now It's CToo Late,
I'm On A 1,000 FDowners Now,C I'm Drowsy
DmAnd All I Wanted Was A LousA#y Letter Or A Call
CI Hope You Know I Ripped
All Of Your FPictures OfCf My Wall
DmI Love You Slim, We Could'veA# Been Together,
Think About GIt You Ruined It Now,
IA# Hope You Can't Sleep
And You Dream About ItDm And When You Dream,
I Hope You A#Can't Sleep And You Scream About It
CI Hope Your Conscience Eats
AtF You And You Can'tC Breathe WithoutDm Me
See Slim, ShuA#t Up B****, I'm Trying To Talk
CHey Slim, That's My GirFlfriend Screamin' In ThCe Trunk
DmBut I Didn't Slit Her Throat,
I Just Tied Her A#Up, See I Ain't Like You
CCause If She Suffocates,
She'll Suffer FMore, Then She'llC Die TDmoo
Well, Gotta Go,A# I'm Almost Under The Bridge NowG​
Oh S***, I Forgot,
A# How Am I Supposed To Send This S*** Out?

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Chorus
DmMy Tea's GoneA# Cold, I'm Wonderin'C Why
Got FOut OfC Bed At ADmll
The Morning A#Rain Clouds Up My CWindow
And FI Can'tC See At ADmll
And Even A#If I Could It'll CAll Be Gray
But Your FPictureC On My WaDmll
It ReminA#ds Me That It's GNot So Bad
It's A#Not So Bad

Verse 4
DmDear Stan, I Meant To Write You SooneA#r,
But I've Just Been Busy
CYou Say Your Girlfriend's Pregnant NoFw,
How Far Along Is CShe?
DmLook, I'm Really Flattered
You Would A#Call Your Daughter That
And Here's An CAutograph For Your Brother
I FWrote It OnC This Starter CDmap
I'm Sorry I Didn't A#See You At The Show,
I Must've Missed You
CDon't Think I Did That S***
FIntentionallyC Just To Dis YoDmu
But What's That S*** You SaidA#​
About You Like To Cut Your Wrists Too?G​
I Say That S*** Just Clownin' Dog A#​
C'mon, How F***Ed Up Is You? Dm​
You Got Some Issues, Stan,
I A#Think You Need Some Counseling 
CTo Keep Your A** From Bouncin'
Off The FWalls When You GetC Down SomDme And
What's This S*** About Us A#Meant To Be Together?
CThat Type Of S*** Will Make Me
Not FWant Us To Meet EachC Other
Dm  I Really Think You And
Your A#Girlfriend Need Each Other
COr Maybe You Just Need To Treat HerF Better
CI Hope You Get ToDm Read This Letter,
I Hope It A#Reaches You In Time                
Before You GHurt Yourself,
I Think That You'll A#Be Doin Just Fine
If You ReDmlax A Little,
I'm Glad That I InA#spire You, But Stan
Why CAre You So Mad? Try To UndeFrstand,
That I Do CWant You As ADm Fan
I Just Don't Want You To A#Do Some Crazy S***
I Seen This COne S*** On The News
A Couple Of FWeeks Ago ThatC Made Me SicDmk..
Some Dude Was Drunk And Drove His A#Car Over A Bridge
And Had His CGirlfriend In His Trunk
And She Was FPregnant With HisC Kid
And In The DmCar They Found A Tape,
Didn't A#Say Who It Was To
Come To GThink About It,
His Name Was,A# It Was You..Dm​

Ending
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