Stan

Chorus
CmMy Tea's GoneG# Cold, I'm Wonderin'A# Why
Got D#Out Of A#Bed At AllCm​
The Morning G#Rain Clouds Up My A#Window
And D#I Can't A#See At AllCm​
And Even G#If I Could It'll A#All Be Gray
But Your D#Picture A#On My WallCm​
It ReminG#ds Me That It's FNot So Bad
It's D#Not So A#Bad Cm​
CmMy Tea's GoneG# Cold, I'm Wonderin'A# Why
Got D#Out Of A#Bed At AllCm​
The Morning G#Rain Clouds Up My A#Window
And D#I Can't A#See At AllCm​
And Even G#If I Could It'll A#All Be Gray
But Your D#Picture A#On My WallCm​
It ReminG#ds Me That It's FNot So Bad
It's G#Not So Bad

CmDear Slim, I Wrote You,
G# But You Still Ain't Callin
A# I Left My Cell, My Pager,
And My D#Home Phone At The BotA#tom Cm​
I Sent Two Letters Back In AutuG#mn,
You Must Not Have Got 'EmA#​
There Probably Was A Problem
With The D#Post Office Or A#Somethin'
CmSometimes I Scribble Addresses
Too G#Sloppy When I Jot 'Em A#​
But Anyway, What's Been D#Up Man,
How's Your A#Daughter?
Cm  My Girlfriend's Pregnant Too,
I'm Bout To BeG# A Father
If I Have A FDaughter,
Guess What I'm A Call HerG#​
I'm A Name Her BonnieCm​
I Read About Your Uncle G#Ronnie Too, I'm Sorry
IA# Had A Friend Kill Himself
Over D#Some B**** Who Didn't A#Want HimCm​
I Know You Probably Hear This Every DayG#,
But I'm Your Biggest FanA#​
I Even Got That UndergrD#ound S***
That You Did With A#Skam
Cm  I Got A Room Full Of YourG# Posters
And Your Pictures ManA#​
I Like That S*** You Did With D#Rawkus Too,
That A#S*** Was PhatCm​
Anyways, I Hope You G#Get This Man, Hit Me Back
FJust To Chat, Truly Yours,
Your G#Biggest Fan, This Is Stan

Chorus
CmMy Tea's GoneG# Cold, I'm Wonderin'A# Why
Got D#Out Of A#Bed At AllCm​
The Morning G#Rain Clouds Up My A#Window
And D#I Can't A#See At AllCm​
And Even G#If I Could It'll A#All Be Gray
But Your D#Picture A#On My WallCm​
It ReminG#ds Me That It's FNot So Bad
It's G#Not So BadCm​

Dear CmSlim, You Still Ain't Called Or G#Wrote,
I Hope You Have A Chance,
A#I Ain't Mad, I Think It's Just D#F*****
Up That You Don't Answer FansCm​
If You Didn't Wanna Talk To G#Me Outside Your Concert
You Didn't A#Have To,
But You Could've Signed An D#Autograph For A#Matthew
That's MyCm Little Brother Man,
He's Only G#Six Years Old
We Waited In The A#Blistering Cold For You
    D#                 A#
G#or four hours and you just said no
Cm  That's Pretty S****Y Man,
You're G#Like His F***Ing Idol
He FWants To Be Just Like You Man,
He G#Likes You More Than I Do
Cm  I Ain't That Mad Though,
G# I Just Don't Like Being Lied To
RemembA#er When We Met In DenverD#,
You Said If I A#Write You
You Would CmWrite Back,
See I'm Just LikeG# You In A Way
I Never Knew My A#Father Neither
He Used To D#Always Cheat On My A#Mom And Beat HerCm​
I Can Relate To What You're G#Saying In Your Songs
So When I A#Have A S****Y Day,
I Drift D#Away And Put Em A#On
Cause I Don't CmReally Got S*** Else,
So That S*** G#Helps When I'm Depressed
FI Even Got A Tattoo Of YourG# Name Across The Chest
CmSometimes I Even Cut Myself
To G#See How Much It Bleeds
Its Like A#Adrenaline,
The Pain Is Such D#A Sudden Rush A#For Me
See EverCmthing You Say Is Real,
And I ResG#pect You Cause You Tell It
My GirlA#friend's Jealous,
Because I TalkD# About You 24/7A#​
CmBut She Don't Know You Like I Know YouG# Slim,
No One Does
A#She Don't Know What It Was Like
For D#People Like Us GroA#win' Up
You Gotta CmCall Me Man,
I'll Be The Biggest G#Fan You'll Ever Lose
Sincerely FYours, Stan, P.s.
G#We Should Be Together Too

Chorus
CmMy Tea's GoneG# Cold, I'm Wonderin'A# Why
Got D#Out Of A#Bed At AllCm​
The Morning G#Rain Clouds Up My A#Window
And D#I Can't A#See At AllCm​
And Even G#If I Could It'll A#All Be Gray
But Your D#Picture A#On My WallCm​
It ReminG#ds Me That It's FNot So Bad
It's G#Not So Bad

Verse 3
Cm                      G#
dear mr i'm-too-good-to-call-or-write-myG#ans
A# This'll Be The Last Package
I D#Ever Send Your A**A#​
It's Been Six CmMonths And Still No Words
I Don't DesG#erve It
I Know You Got My A#Last Two Letters
I Wrote The AddD#resses On Them PerfectA#​
CmSo This Is My Cassette I'm Sending YoG#u,
I Hope You Hear It
I'm A#In The Car Right Now,
I'm Doin' D#90 On The FreewaA#y
CmHey Slim, I Drank A Fifth OfG# Vodka,
Dare Me To Drive?F​
You Know That Song By Phil G#Collins,
In The Air Of The Night
CmAbout That Guy Who Could've Saved
That G#Other Guy From Drowning
But A#Didn't, But Phil Saw It All,
D# Then At A Show He Found A#Him
CmThat's Kinda How This Is,
You Could've G#Rescued Me From Drowning
Now It's A#Too Late,
I'm On A 1,000 D#Downers Now, A#I'm Drowsy
CmAnd All I Wanted Was A LousG#y Letter Or A Call
A#I Hope You Know I Ripped
All Of Your D#Pictures OffA# My Wall
CmI Love You Slim, We Could'veG# Been Together,
Think About FIt You Ruined It Now,
IG# Hope You Can't Sleep
And You Dream About ItCm And When You Dream,
I Hope You G#Can't Sleep And You Scream About It
A#I Hope Your Conscience Eats
AtD# You And You Can't A#Breathe Without MCme
See Slim, ShuG#t Up B****, I'm Trying To Talk
A#Hey Slim, That's My GirlD#friend Screamin' In The A#Trunk
CmBut I Didn't Slit Her Throat,
I Just Tied Her G#Up, See I Ain't Like You
A#Cause If She Suffocates,
She'll Suffer D#More, Then She'll A#Die TooCm​
Well, Gotta Go,G# I'm Almost Under The Bridge NowF​
Oh S***, I Forgot,
G# How Am I Supposed To Send This S*** Out?

Int. Cm G# F G#
       Cm G# F G#

Chorus
CmMy Tea's GoneG# Cold, I'm Wonderin'A# Why
Got D#Out Of A#Bed At AllCm​
The Morning G#Rain Clouds Up My A#Window
And D#I Can't A#See At AllCm​
And Even G#If I Could It'll A#All Be Gray
But Your D#Picture A#On My WallCm​
It ReminG#ds Me That It's FNot So Bad
It's G#Not So Bad

Verse 4
CmDear Stan, I Meant To Write You SooneG#r,
But I've Just Been Busy
A#You Say Your Girlfriend's Pregnant NowD#,
How Far Along Is A#She?
CmLook, I'm Really Flattered
You Would G#Call Your Daughter That
And Here's An A#Autograph For Your Brother
I D#Wrote It On A#This Starter CapCm​
I'm Sorry I Didn't G#See You At The Show,
I Must've Missed You
A#Don't Think I Did That S***
D#Intentionally A#Just To Dis You Cm​
But What's That S*** You SaidG#​
About You Like To Cut Your Wrists Too?F​
I Say That S*** Just Clownin' Dog G#​
C'mon, How F***Ed Up Is You? Cm​
You Got Some Issues, Stan,
I G#Think You Need Some Counseling 
A#To Keep Your A** From Bouncin'
Off The D#Walls When You Get A#Down Some CmAnd
What's This S*** About Us G#Meant To Be Together?
A#That Type Of S*** Will Make Me
Not D#Want Us To Meet Each A#Other
Cm  I Really Think You And
Your G#Girlfriend Need Each Other
A#Or Maybe You Just Need To Treat Her D#Better
A#I Hope You Get To CmRead This Letter,
I Hope It G#Reaches You In Time                
Before You FHurt Yourself,
I Think That You'll G#Be Doin Just Fine
If You ReCmlax A Little,
I'm Glad That I InG#spire You, But Stan
Why A#Are You So Mad? Try To UnderD#stand,
That I Do A#Want You As A CmFan
I Just Don't Want You To G#Do Some Crazy S***
I Seen This A#One S*** On The News
A Couple Of D#Weeks Ago That A#Made Me Sick.Cm.
Some Dude Was Drunk And Drove His G#Car Over A Bridge
And Had His A#Girlfriend In His Trunk
And She Was D#Pregnant With His A#Kid
And In The CmCar They Found A Tape,
Didn't G#Say Who It Was To
Come To FThink About It,
His Name Was,G# It Was You..Cm​

Ending
CmDamn