The Bathroom Of Life

Verse 1
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Amaj7When The Muslims Crossed The Gibraltar StAraA7ight
EaugAnd Kicked The Catholics In The CalC#miphaEaugte,
Amaj7They Didn't Burn Down Basque. They Turned That CAhuA7rchEaug​

Into A Mosque
Amaj7When The Christians Set Out In The State Of GalicAiaA7​
Eaug'Til Someone Said, How's About A ReconC#mquisEaugta
Amaj7But Put Down The Torch, Turn That Mosque A  A7   Eaug​

Into A Church
Amaj7Now, The Moores Topple The Visigoth's ReiAgnA7​
EaugWho Had Ran The Vandals Out Of Modern Day C#mSpaiEaugn
Amaj7Who Once Sacked Rome, It's A Modern Day ShaAmeA7​
All The EaugBooks We Lost When Those People Burned
Amaj7But It's Not Like The Romans Started With The CleAanA7 Slate
EaugIt's Implied In Their Name, A ColoC#mnialEaug State
Amaj7You Replace The Culture, But KeeAp A7Their
C#augInfrastructure *Cough*
ASo A Revolution This And A A7Revolution That
You May DKill The Flesh But Leave The B7Bones Intact
We Got To ECopy The Homework Of The Last Asshats
Or E7Deny Ourselves A Guillotine Recap. Or Decap? Anyway

Chorus
AYou Don't Start From Scratch As A A7Human Being
It's DNot Allowed, There's B7No Such Thing
We AreE Pissing Into The Wind  E7​
From The Shoulders Of AGiants
AAnd We're The Little Guys, So What A7Can We Do
But DCross Our Fingers, Pray The B7Bad Guys Lose
EThe Oligarchy's E7Not Sending Its Finest

Verse 2
Amaj7Now When A Place Called The Ussr FelAl A7​
EaugA Whole Bunch Of Land Went Up For SC#male Eaug​
Amaj7But Average Joe Lost His InviAteA7​
To The EaugAuction
Amaj7So The Wealthy And Well-Connected PeAopA7le
EaugBought It Up For Pennies On TheC#m RubEaugel
And Amaj7Thus Cemented The New Russian AOlA7igarchy Eaug     C#m​
EaugHmm...
Amaj7History Feels Far From RaAndA7om,
EaugWe Look Behind To UndeC#mrstaEaugnd
Amaj7How An Oil Baron Has Just PurcAhaA7sed
The EaugGrand Canyon
ATurns Out You Can Justify Any A7Use Of Force
From The DCockpit Of A B7Looted Corpse
The ERice Whales And Protected Forests
Are E7Obstacles, Best Left Ignored
AI Heard They Brought Back The A7Dire Wolf
Well DNext Up The B7Entire Gulf
Let The ENext Assholes
E7Come Clean Up This Mess AFor Us

Just Tell Them

Chorus
AYou Don't Start From Scratch As A A7Human Being
It's DNot Allowed, There's B7No Such Thing
We AreE Pissing Into The Wind  E7​
From The Shoulders Of AGiants
AAnd We're The Little Guys, So What A7Can We Do
But DCross Our Fingers, Pray The B7Bad Guys Lose
EThe Oligarchy's E7Not Sending Its Finest
Amaj7 A A7
Eaug C#m Eaug
Amaj7 A A7
Eaug

Verse 3
Amaj7Fun Fact, Music Predates Spoken LangAuaA7ge
EaugAnd Violence Predates The VertebraeC#m    Eaug​
Amaj7And The Neanderthals Beat Us To The AFlA7ute
EaugSo We Beat Their Heads Into The First Sorbet
Amaj7Don't Point Your Fingers At Your Mom And ADaA7d
EaugIt Was Grandpa's Grandpa's Job To C#mScraEaugpe
Amaj7The Million Layers Of Piss Off The GAroA7und
Of The EaugBathroom Of Life,

That's Just To Say

Chorus
AYou Don't Start From Scratch As A A7Human Being
It's DNot Allowed, There's B7No Such Thing
We AreE Pissing Into The Wind  E7​
From The Shoulders Of AGiants
AAnd We're The Little Guys, So What A7Can We Do
But DCross Our Fingers, Pray The B7Good Guys Win
EWhen Evolution SE7tarts Sending Its Finest