The Bathroom Of Life

Verse 1
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Gmaj7When The Muslims Crossed The Gibraltar StGraG7ight
DaugAnd Kicked The Catholics In The CalBmiphDaugate,
Gmaj7They Didn't Burn Down Basque. They Turned That CGhuG7rchDaug​

Into A Mosque
Gmaj7When The Christians Set Out In The State Of GalicGiaG7​
Daug'Til Someone Said, How's About A ReconBmquiDaugsta
Gmaj7But Put Down The Torch, Turn That Mosque G  G7   Daug​

Into A Church
Gmaj7Now, The Moores Topple The Visigoth's ReiGgnG7​
DaugWho Had Ran The Vandals Out Of Modern Day BmSpaDaugin
Gmaj7Who Once Sacked Rome, It's A Modern Day ShaGmeG7​
All The DaugBooks We Lost When Those People Burned
Gmaj7But It's Not Like The Romans Started With The CleGanG7 Slate
DaugIt's Implied In Their Name, A ColoBmniaDaugl State
Gmaj7You Replace The Culture, But KeeGp G7Their
BaugInfrastructure *Cough*
GSo A Revolution This And A G7Revolution That
You May CKill The Flesh But Leave The A7Bones Intact
We Got To DCopy The Homework Of The Last Asshats
Or D7Deny Ourselves A Guillotine Recap. Or Decap? Anyway

Chorus
GYou Don't Start From Scratch As A G7Human Being
It's CNot Allowed, There's A7No Such Thing
We AreD Pissing Into The Wind  D7​
From The Shoulders Of GGiants
GAnd We're The Little Guys, So What G7Can We Do
But CCross Our Fingers, Pray The A7Bad Guys Lose
DThe Oligarchy's D7Not Sending Its Finest

Verse 2
Gmaj7Now When A Place Called The Ussr FelGl G7​
DaugA Whole Bunch Of Land Went Up For SBmaleDaug​
Gmaj7But Average Joe Lost His InviGteG7​
To The DaugAuction
Gmaj7So The Wealthy And Well-Connected PeGopG7le
DaugBought It Up For Pennies On TheBm RuDaugbel
And Gmaj7Thus Cemented The New Russian GOlG7igarchy Daug     Bm​
DaugHmm...
Gmaj7History Feels Far From RaGndG7om,
DaugWe Look Behind To UndeBmrstDaugand
Gmaj7How An Oil Baron Has Just PurcGhaG7sed
The DaugGrand Canyon
GTurns Out You Can Justify Any G7Use Of Force
From The CCockpit Of A A7Looted Corpse
The DRice Whales And Protected Forests
Are D7Obstacles, Best Left Ignored
GI Heard They Brought Back The G7Dire Wolf
Well CNext Up The A7Entire Gulf
Let The DNext Assholes
D7Come Clean Up This Mess GFor Us

Just Tell Them

Chorus
GYou Don't Start From Scratch As A G7Human Being
It's CNot Allowed, There's A7No Such Thing
We AreD Pissing Into The Wind  D7​
From The Shoulders Of GGiants
GAnd We're The Little Guys, So What G7Can We Do
But CCross Our Fingers, Pray The A7Bad Guys Lose
DThe Oligarchy's D7Not Sending Its Finest
Gmaj7 G G7
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Verse 3
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DaugAnd Violence Predates The VertebraeBm   Daug​
Gmaj7And The Neanderthals Beat Us To The GFlG7ute
DaugSo We Beat Their Heads Into The First Sorbet
Gmaj7Don't Point Your Fingers At Your Mom And GDaG7d
DaugIt Was Grandpa's Grandpa's Job To BmScrDaugape
Gmaj7The Million Layers Of Piss Off The GGroG7und
Of The DaugBathroom Of Life,

That's Just To Say

Chorus
GYou Don't Start From Scratch As A G7Human Being
It's CNot Allowed, There's A7No Such Thing
We AreD Pissing Into The Wind  D7​
From The Shoulders Of GGiants
GAnd We're The Little Guys, So What G7Can We Do
But CCross Our Fingers, Pray The A7Good Guys Win
DWhen Evolution SD7tarts Sending Its Finest