The Bathroom Of Life

Verse 1
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Dmaj7When The Muslims Crossed The Gibraltar StDraD7ight
AaugAnd Kicked The Catholics In The CalF#miphaAaugte,
Dmaj7They Didn't Burn Down Basque. They Turned That CDhuD7rchAaug​

Into A Mosque
Dmaj7When The Christians Set Out In The State Of GalicDiaD7​
Aaug'Til Someone Said, How's About A ReconF#mquisAaugta
Dmaj7But Put Down The Torch, Turn That Mosque D  D7   Aaug​

Into A Church
Dmaj7Now, The Moores Topple The Visigoth's ReiDgnD7​
AaugWho Had Ran The Vandals Out Of Modern Day F#mSpaiAaugn
Dmaj7Who Once Sacked Rome, It's A Modern Day ShaDmeD7​
All The AaugBooks We Lost When Those People Burned
Dmaj7But It's Not Like The Romans Started With The CleDanD7 Slate
AaugIt's Implied In Their Name, A ColoF#mnialAaug State
Dmaj7You Replace The Culture, But KeeDp D7Their
F#augInfrastructure *Cough*
DSo A Revolution This And A D7Revolution That
You May GKill The Flesh But Leave The E7Bones Intact
We Got To ACopy The Homework Of The Last Asshats
Or A7Deny Ourselves A Guillotine Recap. Or Decap? Anyway

Chorus
DYou Don't Start From Scratch As A D7Human Being
It's GNot Allowed, There's E7No Such Thing
We AreA Pissing Into The Wind  A7​
From The Shoulders Of DGiants
DAnd We're The Little Guys, So What D7Can We Do
But GCross Our Fingers, Pray The E7Bad Guys Lose
AThe Oligarchy's A7Not Sending Its Finest

Verse 2
Dmaj7Now When A Place Called The Ussr FelDl D7​
AaugA Whole Bunch Of Land Went Up For SF#male Aaug​
Dmaj7But Average Joe Lost His InviDteD7​
To The AaugAuction
Dmaj7So The Wealthy And Well-Connected PeDopD7le
AaugBought It Up For Pennies On TheF#m RubAaugel
And Dmaj7Thus Cemented The New Russian DOlD7igarchy Aaug     F#m​
AaugHmm...
Dmaj7History Feels Far From RaDndD7om,
AaugWe Look Behind To UndeF#mrstaAaugnd
Dmaj7How An Oil Baron Has Just PurcDhaD7sed
The AaugGrand Canyon
DTurns Out You Can Justify Any D7Use Of Force
From The GCockpit Of A E7Looted Corpse
The ARice Whales And Protected Forests
Are A7Obstacles, Best Left Ignored
DI Heard They Brought Back The D7Dire Wolf
Well GNext Up The E7Entire Gulf
Let The ANext Assholes
A7Come Clean Up This Mess DFor Us

Just Tell Them

Chorus
DYou Don't Start From Scratch As A D7Human Being
It's GNot Allowed, There's E7No Such Thing
We AreA Pissing Into The Wind  A7​
From The Shoulders Of DGiants
DAnd We're The Little Guys, So What D7Can We Do
But GCross Our Fingers, Pray The E7Bad Guys Lose
AThe Oligarchy's A7Not Sending Its Finest
Dmaj7 D D7
Aaug F#m Aaug
Dmaj7 D D7
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Verse 3
Dmaj7Fun Fact, Music Predates Spoken LangDuaD7ge
AaugAnd Violence Predates The VertebraeF#m    Aaug​
Dmaj7And The Neanderthals Beat Us To The DFlD7ute
AaugSo We Beat Their Heads Into The First Sorbet
Dmaj7Don't Point Your Fingers At Your Mom And DDaD7d
AaugIt Was Grandpa's Grandpa's Job To F#mScraAaugpe
Dmaj7The Million Layers Of Piss Off The GDroD7und
Of The AaugBathroom Of Life,

That's Just To Say

Chorus
DYou Don't Start From Scratch As A D7Human Being
It's GNot Allowed, There's E7No Such Thing
We AreA Pissing Into The Wind  A7​
From The Shoulders Of DGiants
DAnd We're The Little Guys, So What D7Can We Do
But GCross Our Fingers, Pray The E7Good Guys Win
AWhen Evolution SA7tarts Sending Its Finest