I Want To Be Straight

(Spoken Introductions)

G  F#m     I'm Charley,  C You BKnow
G  F#m    I'm Norman Pleased To MeCet BYou
G  F#m    I'm Mickey, C  BHello
G  F#m             WilkCo B​
G  F#m   I'm Johnny, How Are You Doing Harry? C  B Charming
G  F#m   My Name Is DaCviBd
G  F#m            CAnd BI'm Ian'
AndG  F#m        C  BGuess What?

Oi!

I GWant F#To Be Straight, I WCant To BBe Straight
I'm GSick F#And Tired Of Taking Drugs And SCtaying BUp Late
I GWanna F#Confirm, I WCanna BConform
I Wanna Be BSafe And I Wanna Be Snug And I Wanna Be C#Warm

I GWant F#To Be Straight, I WCant BTo Be   Straight
I GWanna F#Create A Place Of My Own In The WCelfaBre State
Brr, GGoF#nna Be Good, Brr, GConnBa Be Kind
It Might Be A BWrench But Think Of The Stench I'm Leaving BeC#hind

I GWant F#To Be Straight, I WCant BTo Be Straight
Come GOut F#Of The Cold And Do What I'm Told And Don't DCevBiate
G  F#  I Wanna Give, I Wanna Give, I Wanna GCive BMy Consent
I'm Learning To BHate All The Things That Were Great When I Used To BeC#   Bent!

A#mCould Be That D#mStraightness    BDum Dum Diddley
D#mMight Lead To F#Greatness   DBoo Dee Doo Yuh Dum Doo
D#mOr Into C#Lateness  B  Do Yeh Doo Yeh Dop
My CBhance Has Only Just ArA#mrived, Ha

Ow! BStraight, Straight, Straight, Straight
F#Straight, Straight, Straight, Straight
BStraight, Straight, Straight, Straight, C#Straight

I GWantF# To Be Straight, I WCanBt To Be Straight
I'm GSickF# And Tired Of Taking Drugs And SCtayBing Up Late
I GKnow F#That You're Right, I KnCow BI Was Wrong
So GThanks F#Very Much, And Please Keep In Touch, I'll Be RCunning BAlong

I GWant F#To Be Straight, I WCant BTo Be Straight
I GWant F#To Be Straight, I WCant BTo Be Straight

I GWant F#To Be Straight           I WCant BTo Be Straight
            (Straight, Straight,             Straight Ah Won't It Be Great)
I GWant F#To Be Straight           I WCant BTo Be Straight
            (Straight, Straight,             Straight Ah Won't It Be Great)
I GWant F#To Be Straight           I WCant BTo Be Straight
            (Straight, Straight,             Straight Ah Won't It Be Great)
I GWant F#To Be Straight           I WCant BTo Be Straight
            (Straight, Straight,             Straight Ah Won't It Be Great)
I GWant F#To Be Straight           I WCant BTo Be Straight
            (Straight, Straight,             Straight Ah Won't It Be Great)
I GWant F#To Be Straight           I WCant BTo Be Straight
            (Straight, Straight,             Straight Ah Won't It Be Great)
I GWant F#To Be Straight           I WCant BTo Be Straight
            (Straight, Straight,             Straight Ah Won't It Be Great)
I GWant F#To Be Straight           I WCant BTo Be Straight
            (Straight, Straight,             Straight Ah Won't It Be Great)
I GWant F#To Be Straight           I WCant BTo Be Straight
            (Straight, Straight,             Straight Ah Won't It Be Great)
I GWant F#To Be Straight           I WCant BTo Be Straight
            (Straight, Straight,             Straight Ah Won't It Be Great)
I GWant F#To Be Straight           I WCant BTo Be Straight
            (Straight, Straight,             Straight Ah Won't It Be Great)
I GWant F#To Be Straight           I WCant BTo Be Straight
            (Straight, Straight,             Straight Ah Won't It Be Great)
I GWant F#To Be Straight           I WCant BTo Be Straight
            (Straight, Straight,             Straight Ah Won't It Be Great)

I GWant F#To Be Straight           I WCant BTo Be .....    Straight
            (Straight, Straight,