I Want To Be Straight

(Spoken Introductions)

C  Bm     I'm Charley, F  YouE Know
C  Bm    I'm Norman Pleased To MFeetE You
C  Bm    I'm Mickey,F  E Hello
C  Bm             WilFkoE​
C  Bm   I'm Johnny, How Are You Doing Harry?F  E  Charming
C  Bm   My Name Is DFavEid
C  Bm           F AndE I'm Ian'
AndC  Bm       F  E Guess What?

Oi!

I CWant BTo Be Straight, I FWant ToE Be Straight
I'm CSick BAnd Tired Of Taking Drugs And FStayingE Up Late
I CWanna BConfirm, I FWannaE Conform
I Wanna Be ESafe And I Wanna Be Snug And I Wanna Be F#Warm

I CWant BTo Be Straight, I FWantE To Be   Straight
I CWanna BCreate A Place Of My Own In The FWelfEare State
Brr, CGoBnna Be Good, Brr, FGonEna Be Kind
It Might Be A EWrench But Think Of The Stench I'm Leaving BeF#hind

I CWant BTo Be Straight, I FWantE To Be Straight
Come COut BOf The Cold And Do What I'm Told And Don't FDeEviate
C  B  I Wanna Give, I Wanna Give, I Wanna FGiveE My Consent
I'm Learning To EHate All The Things That Were Great When I Used To BeF#   Bent!

D#mCould Be That G#mStraightness    EDum Dum Diddley
G#mMight Lead To BGreatness   EDoo Dee Doo Yuh Dum Doo
G#mOr Into F#Lateness  E  Do Yeh Doo Yeh Dop
My CEhance Has Only Just ArD#mrived, Ha

Ow! EStraight, Straight, Straight, Straight
BStraight, Straight, Straight, Straight
EStraight, Straight, Straight, Straight, F#Straight

I CWantB To Be Straight, I FWaEnt To Be Straight
I'm CSickB And Tired Of Taking Drugs And FStaEying Up Late
I CKnow BThat You're Right, I KFnowE I Was Wrong
So CThanks BVery Much, And Please Keep In Touch, I'll Be FRunningE Along

I CWant BTo Be Straight, I FWantE To Be Straight
I CWant BTo Be Straight, I FWantE To Be Straight

I CWant BTo Be Straight           I FWantE To Be Straight
            (Straight, Straight,             Straight Ah Won't It Be Great)
I CWant BTo Be Straight           I FWantE To Be Straight
            (Straight, Straight,             Straight Ah Won't It Be Great)
I CWant BTo Be Straight           I FWantE To Be Straight
            (Straight, Straight,             Straight Ah Won't It Be Great)
I CWant BTo Be Straight           I FWantE To Be Straight
            (Straight, Straight,             Straight Ah Won't It Be Great)
I CWant BTo Be Straight           I FWantE To Be Straight
            (Straight, Straight,             Straight Ah Won't It Be Great)
I CWant BTo Be Straight           I FWantE To Be Straight
            (Straight, Straight,             Straight Ah Won't It Be Great)
I CWant BTo Be Straight           I FWantE To Be Straight
            (Straight, Straight,             Straight Ah Won't It Be Great)
I CWant BTo Be Straight           I FWantE To Be Straight
            (Straight, Straight,             Straight Ah Won't It Be Great)
I CWant BTo Be Straight           I FWantE To Be Straight
            (Straight, Straight,             Straight Ah Won't It Be Great)
I CWant BTo Be Straight           I FWantE To Be Straight
            (Straight, Straight,             Straight Ah Won't It Be Great)
I CWant BTo Be Straight           I FWantE To Be Straight
            (Straight, Straight,             Straight Ah Won't It Be Great)
I CWant BTo Be Straight           I FWantE To Be Straight
            (Straight, Straight,             Straight Ah Won't It Be Great)
I CWant BTo Be Straight           I FWantE To Be Straight
            (Straight, Straight,             Straight Ah Won't It Be Great)

I CWant BTo Be Straight           I FWantE To Be .....    Straight
            (Straight, Straight,