I Want To Be Straight

(Spoken Introductions)

F  Em     I'm Charley, Bb  You AKnow
F  Em    I'm Norman Pleased To MBbeet AYou
F  Em    I'm Mickey,Bb   AHello
F  Em             WilBbko A​
F  Em   I'm Johnny, How Are You Doing Harry?Bb   A Charming
F  Em   My Name Is DBbaviAd
F  Em           Bb And AI'm Ian'
AndF  Em       Bb   AGuess What?

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I FWant ETo Be Straight, I BbWant To ABe Straight
I'm FSick EAnd Tired Of Taking Drugs And BbStaying AUp Late
I FWanna EConfirm, I BbWanna AConform
I Wanna Be ASafe And I Wanna Be Snug And I Wanna Be BWarm

I FWant ETo Be Straight, I BbWant ATo Be   Straight
I FWanna ECreate A Place Of My Own In The BbWelfaAre State
Brr, FGoEnna Be Good, Brr, BbGonnAa Be Kind
It Might Be A AWrench But Think Of The Stench I'm Leaving BeBhind

I FWant ETo Be Straight, I BbWant ATo Be Straight
Come FOut EOf The Cold And Do What I'm Told And Don't BbDevAiate
F  E  I Wanna Give, I Wanna Give, I Wanna BbGive AMy Consent
I'm Learning To AHate All The Things That Were Great When I Used To BeB   Bent!

G#mCould Be That C#mStraightness    ADum Dum Diddley
C#mMight Lead To EGreatness   ADoo Dee Doo Yuh Dum Doo
C#mOr Into BLateness A   Do Yeh Doo Yeh Dop
My CAhance Has Only Just ArG#mrived, Ha

Ow! AStraight, Straight, Straight, Straight
EStraight, Straight, Straight, Straight
AStraight, Straight, Straight, Straight, BStraight

I FWantE To Be Straight, I BbWanAt To Be Straight
I'm FSickE And Tired Of Taking Drugs And BbStayAing Up Late
I FKnow EThat You're Right, I KBbnow AI Was Wrong
So FThanks EVery Much, And Please Keep In Touch, I'll Be BbRunning AAlong

I FWant ETo Be Straight, I BbWant ATo Be Straight
I FWant ETo Be Straight, I BbWant ATo Be Straight

I FWant ETo Be Straight           I BbWant ATo Be Straight
            (Straight, Straight,             Straight Ah Won't It Be Great)
I FWant ETo Be Straight           I BbWant ATo Be Straight
            (Straight, Straight,             Straight Ah Won't It Be Great)
I FWant ETo Be Straight           I BbWant ATo Be Straight
            (Straight, Straight,             Straight Ah Won't It Be Great)
I FWant ETo Be Straight           I BbWant ATo Be Straight
            (Straight, Straight,             Straight Ah Won't It Be Great)
I FWant ETo Be Straight           I BbWant ATo Be Straight
            (Straight, Straight,             Straight Ah Won't It Be Great)
I FWant ETo Be Straight           I BbWant ATo Be Straight
            (Straight, Straight,             Straight Ah Won't It Be Great)
I FWant ETo Be Straight           I BbWant ATo Be Straight
            (Straight, Straight,             Straight Ah Won't It Be Great)
I FWant ETo Be Straight           I BbWant ATo Be Straight
            (Straight, Straight,             Straight Ah Won't It Be Great)
I FWant ETo Be Straight           I BbWant ATo Be Straight
            (Straight, Straight,             Straight Ah Won't It Be Great)
I FWant ETo Be Straight           I BbWant ATo Be Straight
            (Straight, Straight,             Straight Ah Won't It Be Great)
I FWant ETo Be Straight           I BbWant ATo Be Straight
            (Straight, Straight,             Straight Ah Won't It Be Great)
I FWant ETo Be Straight           I BbWant ATo Be Straight
            (Straight, Straight,             Straight Ah Won't It Be Great)
I FWant ETo Be Straight           I BbWant ATo Be Straight
            (Straight, Straight,             Straight Ah Won't It Be Great)

I FWant ETo Be Straight           I BbWant ATo Be .....    Straight
            (Straight, Straight,