How To Get Money

Type: Single
Date: 2004

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How To Get Money

Intro
C5                  A#6       Cm7(add11)                C5     Heh Heh Heh..A#6.      Cm7(add11)​
C5                A#6    Cm7(add11)      C5  N.C.

Believe It Or C5Not, There Are A#6Some People OCm7(add11)ut There Who SC5till Don't Use GA#6uns!     Cm7(add11)​
NowC5, They're Struggling, They Could Use A#6Some New SCm7(add11)hoes, The Rent's DC5ue, But They
Still Don't Shoot 'Em! (Heh Heh Heh...)
CuC5tting Corners, CouA#6nting CoupCm7(add11)ons,
C5But Here's The Practical SoA#6lutions  Cm7(add11)​
For Y'all To Get C5Your Extra Loot From    A#6       Cm7(add11)​
C5(Bang, Baby, Bang)

Chorus
This Is C5How To Get MoA#6ney And NCm7(add11)ot Have To   SC5hoot Somebody   A#6         Cm7(add11)​
Tell Me C5How To Get MoA#6ney And NCm7(add11)ot Have To   SCmhoot SomebCm(add11)ody          Fm/C        G7(sus4)/C​

Verse 1
Some C5People Got A Heart Of GoldA#6, You Don't GCm7(add11)et $*&@ When You PC5awn That Though;
A#6Stocks Drop, ECm7(add11)conomic       SC5lopes
Put Me On The Road In A#6Amish Clothes,Cm7(add11) I'll Sell CerC5amic Bowls And Artichokes
Panhandlin' C5In An Army Coat, A#6Doing AstrologCm7(add11)ical Readings AC5t The Carnival (Money)
A#6    Tell ModCm7(add11)els I'm From CC5osmo, Air Guitar TA#6o Rock 'N Roll
Cm7(add11)Selling       C5Guys On Harley's Fake Rocks To Smoke (Money, Na, Nananananana)
And The FakeC5 Parking Spot In The A#6No ParkinCm7(add11)g Zone (Heh Heh Heh...)
C5      Man... (MoA#6ney)     Cm7(add11)​
I Got C5Fake Passes To A#6Games That Ain't HCm7(add11)appening
Take C5Napkins, Salt Shakers, Placemats When I Leave A C5Place I Never Ate At, A#6Man
Cm7(add11)  Need A Ride? C5Throw On The Valet Jack A#6And Then Take ACm7(add11) Spin
C5You Get A Good Enough Tip, A#6Maybe Drop ICm7(add11)t Off On      YCmour Way BCm(add11)ack In         Fm/C           G7(sus4)/C​
Got Some C5Girl On The Radio Singing "A#6Who'll Save MCm7(add11)y Soul" (Money)
C5I Don't Know, But I Can Save A#6Some Dough TCm7(add11)aking The Occasional
C5Toilet Paper Roll A#6From Every PCm7(add11)lace I Go     Cm       Cm(add11)           (BFm/Cang, BabyG7(sus4)/C, Bang)

Chorus
This Is C5How To Get MoA#6ney And NCm7(add11)ot Have To   SC5hoot Somebody   A#6         Cm7(add11)​
Tell Me C5How To Get MoA#6ney And NCm7(add11)ot Have To   SC5hoot Somebody   A#6         Cm7(add11)​
C5How To Get MoA#6ney And NCm7(add11)ot Have To   SC5hoot Somebody   A#6         Cm7(add11)​
Tell Me C5How To Get MoA#6ney And NCm7(add11)ot Have To   SC5hoot Somebody   A#6         Cm7(add11)​

Verse 2
Well I've Been C5Robbed A Few Times, So I Can A#6Give You Some PCm7(add11)ointers
We Ain't C5Talking About Stealing Change A#6From Your Grandma's CCm7(add11)oin Purse
C5Get The Toy First From The A#6Truck Before It HCm7(add11)its The Toy SC5tores
N.c.
Make The Deals, Cut Out The Employer
You Wanna C5Poison My Drink? You A#6Have To Buy Me TCm7(add11)wo
Plus Some C5Poisoned Slice Of Pizza And Some A#6Poisoned Chinese FCm7(add11)ood
C5Need A Credit Card? We A#6Hit The I.c.uCm7(add11).
Find A C5Few Who Besides Their Short, Dying In The '92
C5The I.d. Might Be You, AndA#6 If That Don't WCm7(add11)ork, Sell The IC5.v. Fluid (MonA#6ey) (Heh Cm7(add11)Heh Heh...)
Now, Old Apartment C5Basements Got Copper A#6Piping
Cm7(add11)Use The Proper C5Lighting, Or All You Get Is Cops And Sirens When You C5Smash The Water Lines IA#6n (Money)
Cm7(add11)    Need A Sugar Momma C5To Support You? Hang AA#6round CCm7(add11)ourtrooms, DivC5orce Support Groups
OutA#6side The RepCm7(add11)ortorial Sport CCmoop With The CCm(add11)onvertible RFm/Coof         G7(sus4)/C​
                                                       (Bang, Baby, Bang)

Chorus
This Is C5How To Get MoA#6ney And NCm7(add11)ot Have To   SC5hoot Somebody   A#6         Cm7(add11)​
Tell Me C5How To Get MoA#6ney And NCm7(add11)ot Have To   SC5hoot Somebody   A#6         Cm7(add11)​
C5How To Get MoA#6ney And NCm7(add11)ot Have To   SC5hoot Somebody   A#6         Cm7(add11)​
Tell Me C5How To Get MoA#6ney And NCm7(add11)ot Have To   SC5hoot Somebody   A#6         Cm7(add11)​

Verse 3
You've Been C5Working A Lot? Get A#6Hurt On The JCm7(add11)ob
C5Girls, Wear A Skirt, Tie Your A#6Shirt In A KCm7(add11)not
Flirt With Your C5Boss, Far Off From A#6Burning Your BCm7(add11)ras
You Got C5Value, Now You Work With What You Got (Money)
Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh...
C5    Yes, Tune In A#6Later  FCm7(add11)or           DebC5ates On Escaping From CA#6op Cars    Cm7(add11)​
Equations C5On Chalk Boards For A#6Fakin' Out DCm7(add11)octors And   MCmaking Your HCm(add11)eart Stop (Heh Fm/CHeh Heh...G7(sus4)/C)
Until ThenC5, You Can Catch Us A#6Out On The GCm7(add11)olf Course
C5    Drunk, Racing The A#6Golf CartCm7(add11)s
C5Heh Heh Heh Heh... (MoA#6ney)     Cm7(add11)               YeaC5h!

Cm          Cm(add11)                (Fm/CBang, Baby, G7(sus4)/CBang)

Outro
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N.c.
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