How To Get Money

Type: Single
Date: 2004

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How To Get Money

Intro
G5                  F6      Gm7(add11)                G5      Heh Heh Heh.F6..    Gm7(add11)​
G5                F6    Gm7(add11)      G5  N.C.

Believe It Or G5Not, There Are F6Some People Gm7(add11)Out There Who G5Still Don't Use F6Guns!   Gm7(add11)​
NowG5, They're Struggling, They Could Use F6Some New Gm7(add11)Shoes, The Rent's G5Due, But They
Still Don't Shoot 'Em! (Heh Heh Heh...)
CuG5tting Corners, CouF6nting CouGm7(add11)pons,
G5But Here's The Practical SoF6lutions Gm7(add11)​
For Y'all To Get G5Your Extra Loot From    F6      Gm7(add11)​
G5(Bang, Baby, Bang)

Chorus
This Is G5How To Get MoF6ney And Gm7(add11)Not Have To   G5Shoot Somebody  F6        Gm7(add11)​
Tell Me G5How To Get MoF6ney And Gm7(add11)Not Have To   GmShoot SomeGm(add11)body         Cm/G        D7sus4/G​

Verse 1
Some G5People Got A Heart Of GoldF6, You Don't Gm7(add11)Get $*&@ When You G5Pawn That Though;
F6Stocks Drop, Gm7(add11)Economic       G5Slopes
Put Me On The Road In F6Amish ClothesGm7(add11), I'll Sell CeG5ramic Bowls And Artichokes
Panhandlin' G5In An Army Coat, F6Doing AstroloGm7(add11)gical Readings G5At The Carnival (Money)
F6    Tell MoGm7(add11)dels I'm From G5Cosmo, Air Guitar F6To Rock 'N Roll
Gm7(add11)Selling       G5Guys On Harley's Fake Rocks To Smoke (Money, Na, Nananananana)
And The FakeG5 Parking Spot In The F6No ParkiGm7(add11)ng Zone (Heh Heh Heh...)
G5      Man... (MoF6ney)    Gm7(add11)​
I Got G5Fake Passes To F6Games That Ain't Gm7(add11)Happening
Take G5Napkins, Salt Shakers, Placemats When I Leave A G5Place I Never Ate At, F6Man
Gm7(add11)  Need A Ride? G5Throw On The Valet Jack F6And Then Take Gm7(add11)A Spin
G5You Get A Good Enough Tip, F6Maybe Drop Gm7(add11)It Off On      GmYour Way Gm(add11)Back In        Cm/G           D7sus4/G​
Got Some G5Girl On The Radio Singing "F6Who'll Save Gm7(add11)My Soul" (Money)
G5I Don't Know, But I Can Save F6Some Dough Gm7(add11)Taking The Occasional
G5Toilet Paper Roll F6From Every Gm7(add11)Place I Go    Gm       Gm(add11)            (Cm/GBang, BabD7sus4/Gy, Bang)

Chorus
This Is G5How To Get MoF6ney And Gm7(add11)Not Have To   G5Shoot Somebody  F6        Gm7(add11)​
Tell Me G5How To Get MoF6ney And Gm7(add11)Not Have To   G5Shoot Somebody  F6        Gm7(add11)​
G5How To Get MoF6ney And Gm7(add11)Not Have To   G5Shoot Somebody  F6        Gm7(add11)​
Tell Me G5How To Get MoF6ney And Gm7(add11)Not Have To   G5Shoot Somebody  F6        Gm7(add11)​

Verse 2
Well I've Been G5Robbed A Few Times, So I Can F6Give You Some Gm7(add11)Pointers
We Ain't G5Talking About Stealing Change F6From Your Grandma's Gm7(add11)Coin Purse
G5Get The Toy First From The F6Truck Before It Gm7(add11)Hits The Toy G5Stores
N.c.
Make The Deals, Cut Out The Employer
You Wanna G5Poison My Drink? You F6Have To Buy Me Gm7(add11)Two
Plus Some G5Poisoned Slice Of Pizza And Some F6Poisoned Chinese Gm7(add11)Food
G5Need A Credit Card? We F6Hit The I.c.Gm7(add11)u.
Find A G5Few Who Besides Their Short, Dying In The '92
G5The I.d. Might Be You, AndF6 If That Don't Gm7(add11)Work, Sell The G5I.v. Fluid (MoF6ney) (HeGm7(add11)h Heh Heh...)
Now, Old Apartment G5Basements Got Copper F6Piping
Gm7(add11)Use The Proper G5Lighting, Or All You Get Is Cops And Sirens When You G5Smash The Water Lines IF6n (Money)
Gm7(add11)    Need A Sugar Momma G5To Support You? Hang AF6round Gm7(add11)Courtrooms, DiG5vorce Support Groups
OutF6side The ReGm7(add11)portorial Sport GmCoop With The Gm(add11)Convertible Cm/GRoof        D7sus4/G​
                                                       (Bang, Baby, Bang)

Chorus
This Is G5How To Get MoF6ney And Gm7(add11)Not Have To   G5Shoot Somebody  F6        Gm7(add11)​
Tell Me G5How To Get MoF6ney And Gm7(add11)Not Have To   G5Shoot Somebody  F6        Gm7(add11)​
G5How To Get MoF6ney And Gm7(add11)Not Have To   G5Shoot Somebody  F6        Gm7(add11)​
Tell Me G5How To Get MoF6ney And Gm7(add11)Not Have To   G5Shoot Somebody  F6        Gm7(add11)​

Verse 3
You've Been G5Working A Lot? Get F6Hurt On The Gm7(add11)Job
G5Girls, Wear A Skirt, Tie Your F6Shirt In A Gm7(add11)Knot
Flirt With Your G5Boss, Far Off From F6Burning Your Gm7(add11)Bras
You Got G5Value, Now You Work With What You Got (Money)
Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh...
G5    Yes, Tune In F6Later  Gm7(add11)For           DeG5bates On Escaping From F6Cop Cars  Gm7(add11)​
Equations G5On Chalk Boards For F6Fakin' Out Gm7(add11)Doctors And   GmMaking Your Gm(add11)Heart Stop (HehCm/G Heh Heh..D7sus4/G.)
Until ThenG5, You Can Catch Us F6Out On The Gm7(add11)Golf Course
G5    Drunk, Racing The F6Golf CarGm7(add11)ts
G5Heh Heh Heh Heh... (MoF6ney)    Gm7(add11)                YeG5ah!

Gm          Gm(add11)                (Cm/GBang, Baby, D7sus4/GBang)

Outro
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Gm      Gm6              Gm7(add11)

Bbm7

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N.c.
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