Marijuana Australiana

INTRO
N.c.
(Spoken) Chorus Of This Song Goes
CMarijuana   D    E​
FAustraliana
CCheaper Than Booze, Safer Than Pills,
Make You Sing Like Frank GSinatra, Mm Mm
CMarijuana   D    E​
FDefinitely Top Banana
It's The GrEeatest CrD#aze Since The
TiDddly (?) DC#ays And You Can
FBuy It From Your GNearest CFarmer
N.c.
C(Spoken) You Got That?

Verse One
Have You CHeard The Word About The Herb Superb?
You Can FTake It From An Okka Like CMe
Just CTake A Toke For A Bit Of A Joke
You'll Be DOutta Your Coolabah GTree
But The CBloke Next Door Wants To Call The Cops
Cause You're FSmiling And Looking CHappy
He Should PClant A Few Seeds, And Grow A Few Weeds
And The GWorld Won't Look So CCrappy

Chorus
Smoking That, CMarijuana   D    E​
FAustraliana
CCheaper Than Booze, Safer Than Pills,
Make You Sing Like FGrank Sinatra, Oh Oh
CMarijuana   D    E​
FDefinitely Top Banana
It's The GrEeatest CrD#aze Since The
TiDddly (?) DC#ays And You Can
FBuy It From Your GNearest CFarmer
N.c.
(Spoken) Bit Of Tentative Singing There! Know It's Cool, Even The Police Know These Days,
When The Age Does An Eight Page Spread On Marijuana, That It Can't Be Far From Legalised, Right?
So Sing Out, Let It Rip

Verse Two
Well, I Was CHaving A Rave To This Cocky One Day
About FChanging Some Of Our CLaws
Said 'You CKnow They Arrest Us Folks With Grass, And
DLock Us Up GIndoors'
He Said C'Serves You Right For Smoking That Grass
FLeads You To Harder CStuff'
But I CFound He Was Growing A Whole Plantation
CausGe Life On The Land's A BiCt Tough

Chorus
Growing That, CMarijuana   D    E​
FAustraliana
CCheaper Than Booze, Safer Than Pills,
Make You Sing Like FGrank Sinatra, Oh Oh
CMarijuana   D    E​
FDefinitely Top Banana
It's The GrEeatest CrD#aze Since The
TiDddly (?) DC#ays And You Can
FBuy It From Your GNearest CFarmer
N.c.
Well, It's Getting That Time Of Year, When Nothings About, No-One Can Score. And The Reason Is Because
All The Local Stuff Has Been Smoked Between Like, February And November.
Christmas Is Coming, And Everyone Knows That Even The People Who Aren't Real Regular Smokers
Like A Little Bit For Christmas. It's Like, You Know, Buying A Couple Of Extra Bottles Of Scotch Or Something.
But If You Want Any, I'll Tell You Where To Go.

Verse Three
Well The DCrug Squad, They've Got The Best Because
They FPinch It From The People They CBust
And They'll CSell You Some For A Bloody Great Profit
If DYou Can Find One You Can GTrust!
But ACpart From That, All The Doctors
They've Got To FKeep Up The Country's CTax
So When The CPills And The Grog Start To Rock Your Whole Body
Got A GMuch Better Way To ReClax

Chorus
Smoking That, CMarijuana   D    E​
FAustraliana
CCheaper Than Booze, Safer Than Pills,
Make You Sing Like FGrank Sinatra, Oh Oh
CMarijuana   D    E​
FDefinitely Top Banana
It's The GrEeatest CrD#aze Since The
TiDddly (?) DC#ays And You Can
FBuy It From Your GNearest CFarmer

Verse Four
Now CI'm Not Saying You Should Smoke The Old Grass
It'll FStuff Up Your CLungs
And CSmoking Makes You Old And Sick
InDstead Of Healthy And GYoung
But CPlant A Few Seeds, Grow A Few Weeds
FRip Off A Head Or CTwo
And CBoil Up The Billy For A Cup Of Herbal Tea
You'll GGet The Right Point Of CView

Chorus
Drinking That, CMarijuana   D    E​
FAustraliana
CCheaper Than Booze, Safer Than Pills,
Make You Sing Like FGrank Sinatra, Oh Oh
CMarijuana   D    E​
FDefinitely Top Banana
It's The GrEeatest CrD#aze Since The
TiDddly (?) DC#ays And You Can
FBuy It From Your GNearest CFarmer
It's The GrEeatest CrD#aze Since The
TiDddly (?) DC#ays And You Can
FBuy It From Your GNearest CFarmer