Marijuana Australiana

INTRO
N.c.
(Spoken) Chorus Of This Song Goes
AMarijuana   B    C#​
DAustraliana
ACheaper Than Booze, Safer Than Pills,
Make You Sing Like Frank ESinatra, Mm Mm
AMarijuana   B    C#​
DDefinitely Top Banana
It's The GrC#eatest CraCze Since The
TiBddly (?) DA#ays And You Can
DBuy It From Your ENearest AFarmer
N.c.
A(Spoken) You Got That?

Verse One
Have You AHeard The Word About The Herb Superb?
You Can DTake It From An Okka Like AMe
Just ATake A Toke For A Bit Of A Joke
You'll Be BOutta Your Coolabah ETree
But The ABloke Next Door Wants To Call The Cops
Cause You're DSmiling And Looking AHappy
He Should PAlant A Few Seeds, And Grow A Few Weeds
And The EWorld Won't Look So ACrappy

Chorus
Smoking That, AMarijuana   B    C#​
DAustraliana
ACheaper Than Booze, Safer Than Pills,
Make You Sing Like FErank Sinatra, Oh Oh
AMarijuana   B    C#​
DDefinitely Top Banana
It's The GrC#eatest CraCze Since The
TiBddly (?) DA#ays And You Can
DBuy It From Your ENearest AFarmer
N.c.
(Spoken) Bit Of Tentative Singing There! Know It's Cool, Even The Police Know These Days,
When The Age Does An Eight Page Spread On Marijuana, That It Can't Be Far From Legalised, Right?
So Sing Out, Let It Rip

Verse Two
Well, I Was AHaving A Rave To This Cocky One Day
About DChanging Some Of Our ALaws
Said 'You AKnow They Arrest Us Folks With Grass, And
BLock Us Up EIndoors'
He Said A'Serves You Right For Smoking That Grass
DLeads You To Harder AStuff'
But I AFound He Was Growing A Whole Plantation
CausEe Life On The Land's A BiAt Tough

Chorus
Growing That, AMarijuana   B    C#​
DAustraliana
ACheaper Than Booze, Safer Than Pills,
Make You Sing Like FErank Sinatra, Oh Oh
AMarijuana   B    C#​
DDefinitely Top Banana
It's The GrC#eatest CraCze Since The
TiBddly (?) DA#ays And You Can
DBuy It From Your ENearest AFarmer
N.c.
Well, It's Getting That Time Of Year, When Nothings About, No-One Can Score. And The Reason Is Because
All The Local Stuff Has Been Smoked Between Like, February And November.
Christmas Is Coming, And Everyone Knows That Even The People Who Aren't Real Regular Smokers
Like A Little Bit For Christmas. It's Like, You Know, Buying A Couple Of Extra Bottles Of Scotch Or Something.
But If You Want Any, I'll Tell You Where To Go.

Verse Three
Well The DArug Squad, They've Got The Best Because
They DPinch It From The People They ABust
And They'll ASell You Some For A Bloody Great Profit
If BYou Can Find One You Can ETrust!
But AApart From That, All The Doctors
They've Got To DKeep Up The Country's ATax
So When The APills And The Grog Start To Rock Your Whole Body
Got A EMuch Better Way To ReAlax

Chorus
Smoking That, AMarijuana   B    C#​
DAustraliana
ACheaper Than Booze, Safer Than Pills,
Make You Sing Like FErank Sinatra, Oh Oh
AMarijuana   B    C#​
DDefinitely Top Banana
It's The GrC#eatest CraCze Since The
TiBddly (?) DA#ays And You Can
DBuy It From Your ENearest AFarmer

Verse Four
Now AI'm Not Saying You Should Smoke The Old Grass
It'll DStuff Up Your ALungs
And ASmoking Makes You Old And Sick
InBstead Of Healthy And EYoung
But APlant A Few Seeds, Grow A Few Weeds
DRip Off A Head Or ATwo
And ABoil Up The Billy For A Cup Of Herbal Tea
You'll EGet The Right Point Of AView

Chorus
Drinking That, AMarijuana   B    C#​
DAustraliana
ACheaper Than Booze, Safer Than Pills,
Make You Sing Like FErank Sinatra, Oh Oh
AMarijuana   B    C#​
DDefinitely Top Banana
It's The GrC#eatest CraCze Since The
TiBddly (?) DA#ays And You Can
DBuy It From Your ENearest AFarmer
It's The GrC#eatest CraCze Since The
TiBddly (?) DA#ays And You Can
DBuy It From Your ENearest AFarmer