Marijuana Australiana

INTRO
N.c.
(Spoken) Chorus Of This Song Goes
GMarijuana   A    B​
CAustraliana
GCheaper Than Booze, Safer Than Pills,
Make You Sing Like Frank DSinatra, Mm Mm
GMarijuana   A    B​
CDefinitely Top Banana
It's The GrBeatest CrA#aze Since The
TiAddly (?) DG#ays And You Can
CBuy It From Your DNearest GFarmer
N.c.
G(Spoken) You Got That?

Verse One
Have You GHeard The Word About The Herb Superb?
You Can CTake It From An Okka Like GMe
Just GTake A Toke For A Bit Of A Joke
You'll Be AOutta Your Coolabah DTree
But The GBloke Next Door Wants To Call The Cops
Cause You're CSmiling And Looking GHappy
He Should PGlant A Few Seeds, And Grow A Few Weeds
And The DWorld Won't Look So GCrappy

Chorus
Smoking That, GMarijuana   A    B​
CAustraliana
GCheaper Than Booze, Safer Than Pills,
Make You Sing Like FDrank Sinatra, Oh Oh
GMarijuana   A    B​
CDefinitely Top Banana
It's The GrBeatest CrA#aze Since The
TiAddly (?) DG#ays And You Can
CBuy It From Your DNearest GFarmer
N.c.
(Spoken) Bit Of Tentative Singing There! Know It's Cool, Even The Police Know These Days,
When The Age Does An Eight Page Spread On Marijuana, That It Can't Be Far From Legalised, Right?
So Sing Out, Let It Rip

Verse Two
Well, I Was GHaving A Rave To This Cocky One Day
About CChanging Some Of Our GLaws
Said 'You GKnow They Arrest Us Folks With Grass, And
ALock Us Up DIndoors'
He Said G'Serves You Right For Smoking That Grass
CLeads You To Harder GStuff'
But I GFound He Was Growing A Whole Plantation
CausDe Life On The Land's A BiGt Tough

Chorus
Growing That, GMarijuana   A    B​
CAustraliana
GCheaper Than Booze, Safer Than Pills,
Make You Sing Like FDrank Sinatra, Oh Oh
GMarijuana   A    B​
CDefinitely Top Banana
It's The GrBeatest CrA#aze Since The
TiAddly (?) DG#ays And You Can
CBuy It From Your DNearest GFarmer
N.c.
Well, It's Getting That Time Of Year, When Nothings About, No-One Can Score. And The Reason Is Because
All The Local Stuff Has Been Smoked Between Like, February And November.
Christmas Is Coming, And Everyone Knows That Even The People Who Aren't Real Regular Smokers
Like A Little Bit For Christmas. It's Like, You Know, Buying A Couple Of Extra Bottles Of Scotch Or Something.
But If You Want Any, I'll Tell You Where To Go.

Verse Three
Well The DGrug Squad, They've Got The Best Because
They CPinch It From The People They GBust
And They'll GSell You Some For A Bloody Great Profit
If AYou Can Find One You Can DTrust!
But AGpart From That, All The Doctors
They've Got To CKeep Up The Country's GTax
So When The GPills And The Grog Start To Rock Your Whole Body
Got A DMuch Better Way To ReGlax

Chorus
Smoking That, GMarijuana   A    B​
CAustraliana
GCheaper Than Booze, Safer Than Pills,
Make You Sing Like FDrank Sinatra, Oh Oh
GMarijuana   A    B​
CDefinitely Top Banana
It's The GrBeatest CrA#aze Since The
TiAddly (?) DG#ays And You Can
CBuy It From Your DNearest GFarmer

Verse Four
Now GI'm Not Saying You Should Smoke The Old Grass
It'll CStuff Up Your GLungs
And GSmoking Makes You Old And Sick
InAstead Of Healthy And DYoung
But GPlant A Few Seeds, Grow A Few Weeds
CRip Off A Head Or GTwo
And GBoil Up The Billy For A Cup Of Herbal Tea
You'll DGet The Right Point Of GView

Chorus
Drinking That, GMarijuana   A    B​
CAustraliana
GCheaper Than Booze, Safer Than Pills,
Make You Sing Like FDrank Sinatra, Oh Oh
GMarijuana   A    B​
CDefinitely Top Banana
It's The GrBeatest CrA#aze Since The
TiAddly (?) DG#ays And You Can
CBuy It From Your DNearest GFarmer
It's The GrBeatest CrA#aze Since The
TiAddly (?) DG#ays And You Can
CBuy It From Your DNearest GFarmer