How To Get Money

Type: Single
Date: 2004

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How To Get Money

Intro
E5                  D6      Em7(add11)                E5      Heh Heh Heh.D6..    Em7(add11)​
E5                D6    Em7(add11)      E5  N.C.

Believe It Or E5Not, There Are D6Some People Em7(add11)Out There Who E5Still Don't Use D6Guns!   Em7(add11)​
NowE5, They're Struggling, They Could Use D6Some New Em7(add11)Shoes, The Rent's E5Due, But They
Still Don't Shoot 'Em! (Heh Heh Heh...)
CuE5tting Corners, CouD6nting CouEm7(add11)pons,
E5But Here's The Practical SoD6lutions Em7(add11)​
For Y'all To Get E5Your Extra Loot From    D6      Em7(add11)​
E5(Bang, Baby, Bang)

Chorus
This Is E5How To Get MoD6ney And Em7(add11)Not Have To   E5Shoot Somebody  D6        Em7(add11)​
Tell Me E5How To Get MoD6ney And Em7(add11)Not Have To   EmShoot SomeEm(add11)body         Am/E        B7(sus4)/E​

Verse 1
Some E5People Got A Heart Of GoldD6, You Don't Em7(add11)Get $*&@ When You E5Pawn That Though;
D6Stocks Drop, Em7(add11)Economic       E5Slopes
Put Me On The Road In D6Amish ClothesEm7(add11), I'll Sell CeE5ramic Bowls And Artichokes
Panhandlin' E5In An Army Coat, D6Doing AstroloEm7(add11)gical Readings E5At The Carnival (Money)
D6    Tell MoEm7(add11)dels I'm From E5Cosmo, Air Guitar D6To Rock 'N Roll
Em7(add11)Selling       E5Guys On Harley's Fake Rocks To Smoke (Money, Na, Nananananana)
And The FakeE5 Parking Spot In The D6No ParkiEm7(add11)ng Zone (Heh Heh Heh...)
E5      Man... (MoD6ney)    Em7(add11)​
I Got E5Fake Passes To D6Games That Ain't Em7(add11)Happening
Take E5Napkins, Salt Shakers, Placemats When I Leave A E5Place I Never Ate At, D6Man
Em7(add11)  Need A Ride? E5Throw On The Valet Jack D6And Then Take Em7(add11)A Spin
E5You Get A Good Enough Tip, D6Maybe Drop Em7(add11)It Off On      EmYour Way Em(add11)Back In        Am/E           B7(sus4)/E​
Got Some E5Girl On The Radio Singing "D6Who'll Save Em7(add11)My Soul" (Money)
E5I Don't Know, But I Can Save D6Some Dough Em7(add11)Taking The Occasional
E5Toilet Paper Roll D6From Every Em7(add11)Place I Go    Em       Em(add11)            (Am/EBang, BabB7(sus4)/Ey, Bang)

Chorus
This Is E5How To Get MoD6ney And Em7(add11)Not Have To   E5Shoot Somebody  D6        Em7(add11)​
Tell Me E5How To Get MoD6ney And Em7(add11)Not Have To   E5Shoot Somebody  D6        Em7(add11)​
E5How To Get MoD6ney And Em7(add11)Not Have To   E5Shoot Somebody  D6        Em7(add11)​
Tell Me E5How To Get MoD6ney And Em7(add11)Not Have To   E5Shoot Somebody  D6        Em7(add11)​

Verse 2
Well I've Been E5Robbed A Few Times, So I Can D6Give You Some Em7(add11)Pointers
We Ain't E5Talking About Stealing Change D6From Your Grandma's Em7(add11)Coin Purse
E5Get The Toy First From The D6Truck Before It Em7(add11)Hits The Toy E5Stores
N.c.
Make The Deals, Cut Out The Employer
You Wanna E5Poison My Drink? You D6Have To Buy Me Em7(add11)Two
Plus Some E5Poisoned Slice Of Pizza And Some D6Poisoned Chinese Em7(add11)Food
E5Need A Credit Card? We D6Hit The I.c.Em7(add11)u.
Find A E5Few Who Besides Their Short, Dying In The '92
E5The I.d. Might Be You, AndD6 If That Don't Em7(add11)Work, Sell The E5I.v. Fluid (MoD6ney) (HeEm7(add11)h Heh Heh...)
Now, Old Apartment E5Basements Got Copper D6Piping
Em7(add11)Use The Proper E5Lighting, Or All You Get Is Cops And Sirens When You E5Smash The Water Lines ID6n (Money)
Em7(add11)    Need A Sugar Momma E5To Support You? Hang AD6round Em7(add11)Courtrooms, DiE5vorce Support Groups
OutD6side The ReEm7(add11)portorial Sport EmCoop With The Em(add11)Convertible Am/ERoof        B7(sus4)/E​
                                                       (Bang, Baby, Bang)

Chorus
This Is E5How To Get MoD6ney And Em7(add11)Not Have To   E5Shoot Somebody  D6        Em7(add11)​
Tell Me E5How To Get MoD6ney And Em7(add11)Not Have To   E5Shoot Somebody  D6        Em7(add11)​
E5How To Get MoD6ney And Em7(add11)Not Have To   E5Shoot Somebody  D6        Em7(add11)​
Tell Me E5How To Get MoD6ney And Em7(add11)Not Have To   E5Shoot Somebody  D6        Em7(add11)​

Verse 3
You've Been E5Working A Lot? Get D6Hurt On The Em7(add11)Job
E5Girls, Wear A Skirt, Tie Your D6Shirt In A Em7(add11)Knot
Flirt With Your E5Boss, Far Off From D6Burning Your Em7(add11)Bras
You Got E5Value, Now You Work With What You Got (Money)
Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh...
E5    Yes, Tune In D6Later  Em7(add11)For           DeE5bates On Escaping From D6Cop Cars  Em7(add11)​
Equations E5On Chalk Boards For D6Fakin' Out Em7(add11)Doctors And   EmMaking Your Em(add11)Heart Stop (HehAm/E Heh Heh..B7(sus4)/E.)
Until ThenE5, You Can Catch Us D6Out On The Em7(add11)Golf Course
E5    Drunk, Racing The D6Golf CarEm7(add11)ts
E5Heh Heh Heh Heh... (MoD6ney)    Em7(add11)                YeE5ah!

Em          Em(add11)                (Am/EBang, Baby, B7(sus4)/EBang)

Outro
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N.c.
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