How To Get Money

Type: Single
Date: 2004

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How To Get Money

Intro
D5                  C6      Dm7(add11)                D5      Heh Heh Heh.C6..    Dm7(add11)​
D5                C6    Dm7(add11)      D5  N.C.

Believe It Or D5Not, There Are C6Some People Dm7(add11)Out There Who D5Still Don't Use C6Guns!   Dm7(add11)​
NowD5, They're Struggling, They Could Use C6Some New Dm7(add11)Shoes, The Rent's D5Due, But They
Still Don't Shoot 'Em! (Heh Heh Heh...)
CuD5tting Corners, CouC6nting CouDm7(add11)pons,
D5But Here's The Practical SoC6lutions Dm7(add11)​
For Y'all To Get D5Your Extra Loot From    C6      Dm7(add11)​
D5(Bang, Baby, Bang)

Chorus
This Is D5How To Get MoC6ney And Dm7(add11)Not Have To   D5Shoot Somebody  C6        Dm7(add11)​
Tell Me D5How To Get MoC6ney And Dm7(add11)Not Have To   DmShoot SomeDm(add11)body         Gm/D        A7(sus4)/D​

Verse 1
Some D5People Got A Heart Of GoldC6, You Don't Dm7(add11)Get $*&@ When You D5Pawn That Though;
C6Stocks Drop, Dm7(add11)Economic       D5Slopes
Put Me On The Road In C6Amish ClothesDm7(add11), I'll Sell CeD5ramic Bowls And Artichokes
Panhandlin' D5In An Army Coat, C6Doing AstroloDm7(add11)gical Readings D5At The Carnival (Money)
C6    Tell MoDm7(add11)dels I'm From D5Cosmo, Air Guitar C6To Rock 'N Roll
Dm7(add11)Selling       D5Guys On Harley's Fake Rocks To Smoke (Money, Na, Nananananana)
And The FakeD5 Parking Spot In The C6No ParkiDm7(add11)ng Zone (Heh Heh Heh...)
D5      Man... (MoC6ney)    Dm7(add11)​
I Got D5Fake Passes To C6Games That Ain't Dm7(add11)Happening
Take D5Napkins, Salt Shakers, Placemats When I Leave A D5Place I Never Ate At, C6Man
Dm7(add11)  Need A Ride? D5Throw On The Valet Jack C6And Then Take Dm7(add11)A Spin
D5You Get A Good Enough Tip, C6Maybe Drop Dm7(add11)It Off On      DmYour Way Dm(add11)Back In        Gm/D           A7(sus4)/D​
Got Some D5Girl On The Radio Singing "C6Who'll Save Dm7(add11)My Soul" (Money)
D5I Don't Know, But I Can Save C6Some Dough Dm7(add11)Taking The Occasional
D5Toilet Paper Roll C6From Every Dm7(add11)Place I Go    Dm       Dm(add11)            (Gm/DBang, BabA7(sus4)/Dy, Bang)

Chorus
This Is D5How To Get MoC6ney And Dm7(add11)Not Have To   D5Shoot Somebody  C6        Dm7(add11)​
Tell Me D5How To Get MoC6ney And Dm7(add11)Not Have To   D5Shoot Somebody  C6        Dm7(add11)​
D5How To Get MoC6ney And Dm7(add11)Not Have To   D5Shoot Somebody  C6        Dm7(add11)​
Tell Me D5How To Get MoC6ney And Dm7(add11)Not Have To   D5Shoot Somebody  C6        Dm7(add11)​

Verse 2
Well I've Been D5Robbed A Few Times, So I Can C6Give You Some Dm7(add11)Pointers
We Ain't D5Talking About Stealing Change C6From Your Grandma's Dm7(add11)Coin Purse
D5Get The Toy First From The C6Truck Before It Dm7(add11)Hits The Toy D5Stores
N.c.
Make The Deals, Cut Out The Employer
You Wanna D5Poison My Drink? You C6Have To Buy Me Dm7(add11)Two
Plus Some D5Poisoned Slice Of Pizza And Some C6Poisoned Chinese Dm7(add11)Food
D5Need A Credit Card? We C6Hit The I.c.Dm7(add11)u.
Find A D5Few Who Besides Their Short, Dying In The '92
D5The I.d. Might Be You, AndC6 If That Don't Dm7(add11)Work, Sell The D5I.v. Fluid (MoC6ney) (HeDm7(add11)h Heh Heh...)
Now, Old Apartment D5Basements Got Copper C6Piping
Dm7(add11)Use The Proper D5Lighting, Or All You Get Is Cops And Sirens When You D5Smash The Water Lines IC6n (Money)
Dm7(add11)    Need A Sugar Momma D5To Support You? Hang AC6round Dm7(add11)Courtrooms, DiD5vorce Support Groups
OutC6side The ReDm7(add11)portorial Sport DmCoop With The Dm(add11)Convertible Gm/DRoof        A7(sus4)/D​
                                                       (Bang, Baby, Bang)

Chorus
This Is D5How To Get MoC6ney And Dm7(add11)Not Have To   D5Shoot Somebody  C6        Dm7(add11)​
Tell Me D5How To Get MoC6ney And Dm7(add11)Not Have To   D5Shoot Somebody  C6        Dm7(add11)​
D5How To Get MoC6ney And Dm7(add11)Not Have To   D5Shoot Somebody  C6        Dm7(add11)​
Tell Me D5How To Get MoC6ney And Dm7(add11)Not Have To   D5Shoot Somebody  C6        Dm7(add11)​

Verse 3
You've Been D5Working A Lot? Get C6Hurt On The Dm7(add11)Job
D5Girls, Wear A Skirt, Tie Your C6Shirt In A Dm7(add11)Knot
Flirt With Your D5Boss, Far Off From C6Burning Your Dm7(add11)Bras
You Got D5Value, Now You Work With What You Got (Money)
Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh...
D5    Yes, Tune In C6Later  Dm7(add11)For           DeD5bates On Escaping From C6Cop Cars  Dm7(add11)​
Equations D5On Chalk Boards For C6Fakin' Out Dm7(add11)Doctors And   DmMaking Your Dm(add11)Heart Stop (HehGm/D Heh Heh..A7(sus4)/D.)
Until ThenD5, You Can Catch Us C6Out On The Dm7(add11)Golf Course
D5    Drunk, Racing The C6Golf CarDm7(add11)ts
D5Heh Heh Heh Heh... (MoC6ney)    Dm7(add11)                YeD5ah!

Dm          Dm(add11)                (Gm/DBang, Baby, A7(sus4)/DBang)

Outro
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