Verse 1 I'm Callin' DOut Flat-Earthers But Not With The F#Typical Missives They Hit You With I Got A BmGripe With The Group But Unlike All Of You I Am GIrked By Their Lack Of Initiative 'Cause There's DMountains Of Evidence That Help Make It Clear That Our F#Planet's A Shape And That Shape Is A Sphere And I BmFear That Insisting We've Already Won Will PreGvent Us From Doing What's Yet To Be Done 'Cause DI Have A Dream And I NF#eed You To Get With It BmEarth Isn't Flat And If YGou, Too, Are Sick Of It Chorus DJoin Us, F#Help Us, Spread TBmhin And OverwhGelmed But The DEarth Isn't F#Flat Yet And DBmamn Does That CompGel Us When There's DNo Way, Here's F#Our Will: We BmWon't Die On GThis Hill We're Not EFlat-Earthers... We're EarthG-Flatteners We'll Get Much EFurther Than That Tin Foil GHat Of Yours We DWork All Day To AcF#hieve The Great Flattening A BmPancake Shape Is A GBit More... Flattering! D F# Bm G Verse 2 There's No SubDscription Fee, Neither Monthly Nor Annual Just F#One Flat Rate And We'll Hand You The Manual We'll BmStart With The Mountains 'Cause How Could We Not When The LGow-Hanging Fruit Is The Highest Of Rocks Once We're DSmooth As A Cue Ball We'll Need To Start Kneading Then F#Plan The Next Steps At Our Quarterly Meeting 'Cause BmI Have A Dream And Now You're In The Thick Of It GEarth Isn't Flat And We're All Just Plain Sick Of It Chorus DJoin Us, F#Help Us, Make CoiBmns And CoasterGs Jealous The DEarth Isn't F#Flat (Yeah, You DBmo Not Have To TGell Us) When There's DNo Way, Here's F#Our Will: We BmWon't Die On GThis Hill We EWork All Day To Achieve The Great FlattGening 'Cause A EPancake Shape Is A Bit More... What Was It? Flattering! D F# Bm G D F# Bm G Verse 3 DAlright, First Meeting's F#In Session, Let's Do A RBmole Call F# We Don't DActually Use The Word "F#Roll" Here, It's A LitBmtle Too... SpheF#rical Alright But We Gotta Have A DName I'm Thinking Ball F#Busters The Way We're BBmustin' This BGall We Gotta Have A DMotto, Let Me Think,F# How 'Bout: OBmne Side Fits AGll! Let's DPray To Smother F#Earth And Find Our WBmorth With F'in EG's Now Let's DGet To Work And F#Pound The Dirt And SBmee Who Still BelGieves In FlatteriBmng! A G D Bridge And BmFaith Can Move Mountains But DAamn, When I'm Done With 'Em GMoles Will Look Down On The DGround That's Become Of 'Em BmSome Of Your Dreams Might Be ABetter Forgotten But GIf You're Like Me And That's ENever An Option... Outro DJoin Us, F#Help Us, We EBmmploy The OverzGealous The DEarth Isn't F#Flat But Our DBmream Is ParallGel-Less Head To DChina, Grab Your CF#hisel, I Will MBmeet You In The MGiddle We're Not EFlat-Earthers, We're EGarth-Flatteners... And DI Had A Dream, But WF#hether It's Happening BmYou All Believed And GDamn Is It FlatteringD
FAQ
What are the chords for Flattering?
The chords for Flattering are: D, F#, Bm, G, E, A
What is the original key of Flattering?
The original key is G.
What is the difficulty of playing Flattering?
The difficulty level is Beginner.
Can I play Flattering in another key?
Yes. You can transpose the song to any key using the transpose feature.
Can Flattering be played on an acoustic guitar?
Yes. The chords work for both acoustic and electric guitar.
Can I play Flattering on ukulele?
Chord Flattering can be played on guitar or ukulele using their respective chord shapes.
How many chords are used in Flattering?
Flattering uses 6 chords: D, F#, Bm, G, E, A
What is the easiest way to play Flattering?
You can use the transpose feature to change the key to one that better matches your vocal range or uses easier chord shapes.
What decade was Flattering released in?
Flattering was released in the 2020s. See more 2020s songs here
Are there easier chord versions for Flattering?
Yes. Tap the Simplify button to switch Flattering to beginner-friendly chords - it drops advanced extensions like maj7, m7, and 9ths without changing the song's key or progression.
Guitar Chords
D
F#
Bm
G
E
A
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