Verse 1 I'm Callin' COut Flat-Earthers But Not With The ETypical Missives They Hit You With I Got A AmGripe With The Group But Unlike All Of You I Am FIrked By Their Lack Of Initiative 'Cause There's CMountains Of Evidence That Help Make It Clear That Our EPlanet's A Shape And That Shape Is A Sphere And I AmFear That Insisting We've Already Won Will PreFvent Us From Doing What's Yet To Be Done 'Cause CI Have A Dream And I NEeed You To Get With It AmEarth Isn't Flat And If YFou, Too, Are Sick Of It Chorus CJoin Us, EHelp Us, Spread AmThin And OverwFhelmed But The CEarth Isn't EFlat Yet And AmDamn Does That ComFpel Us When There's CNo Way, Here's EOur Will: We AmWon't Die On FThis Hill We're Not DFlat-Earthers... We're EarthF-Flatteners We'll Get Much DFurther Than That Tin Foil FHat Of Yours We CWork All Day To AcEhieve The Great Flattening A AmPancake Shape Is A FBit More... Flattering! C E Am F Verse 2 There's No SubCscription Fee, Neither Monthly Nor Annual Just EOne Flat Rate And We'll Hand You The Manual We'll AmStart With The Mountains 'Cause How Could We Not When The LFow-Hanging Fruit Is The Highest Of Rocks Once We're CSmooth As A Cue Ball We'll Need To Start Kneading Then EPlan The Next Steps At Our Quarterly Meeting 'Cause AmI Have A Dream And Now You're In The Thick Of It FEarth Isn't Flat And We're All Just Plain Sick Of It Chorus CJoin Us, EHelp Us, Make CoAmins And CoasteFrs Jealous The CEarth Isn't EFlat (Yeah, You AmDo Not Have To FTell Us) When There's CNo Way, Here's EOur Will: We AmWon't Die On FThis Hill We DWork All Day To Achieve The Great FlattFening 'Cause A DPancake Shape Is A Bit More... What Was It? Flattering! C E Am F C E Am F Verse 3 CAlright, First Meeting's EIn Session, Let's Do A AmRole Call E We Don't CActually Use The Word "ERoll" Here, It's A LiAmttle Too... SphEerical Alright But We Gotta Have A CName I'm Thinking Ball EBusters The Way We're AmBustin' This FBall We Gotta Have A CMotto, Let Me Think,E How 'Bout: AmOne Side Fits FAll! Let's CPray To Smother EEarth And Find Our AmWorth With F'in FE's Now Let's CGet To Work And EPound The Dirt And AmSee Who Still BeFlieves In FlatterAming! G F C Bridge And AmFaith Can Move Mountains But DGamn, When I'm Done With 'Em FMoles Will Look Down On The CGround That's Become Of 'Em AmSome Of Your Dreams Might Be GBetter Forgotten But FIf You're Like Me And That's DNever An Option... Outro CJoin Us, EHelp Us, We AmEmploy The OverFzealous The CEarth Isn't EFlat But Our AmDream Is ParalFlel-Less Head To CChina, Grab Your CEhisel, I Will AmMeet You In The FMiddle We're Not DFlat-Earthers, We're EFarth-Flatteners... And CI Had A Dream, But WEhether It's Happening AmYou All Believed And FDamn Is It FlatteringC
FAQ
What are the chords for Flattering?
The chords for Flattering are: C, E, Am, F, D, G
What is the original key of Flattering?
The original key is G.
What is the difficulty of playing Flattering?
The difficulty level is Beginner.
Can I play Flattering in another key?
Yes. You can transpose the song to any key using the transpose feature.
Can Flattering be played on an acoustic guitar?
Yes. The chords work for both acoustic and electric guitar.
Can I play Flattering on ukulele?
Chord Flattering can be played on guitar or ukulele using their respective chord shapes.
How many chords are used in Flattering?
Flattering uses 6 chords: C, E, Am, F, D, G
What is the easiest way to play Flattering?
You can use the transpose feature to change the key to one that better matches your vocal range or uses easier chord shapes.
What decade was Flattering released in?
Flattering was released in the 2020s. See more 2020s songs here
Are there easier chord versions for Flattering?
Yes. Tap the Simplify button to switch Flattering to beginner-friendly chords - it drops advanced extensions like maj7, m7, and 9ths without changing the song's key or progression.
Guitar Chords
C
E
Am
F
D
G
Capo · play original chords