Youre Not In On The Joke

Capo on 3 for album version
Capo on 1 for iTunes Session version

Intro
Dm C F A# A

Verse 1
Dm  Don't Take Them Faces At Their CValue In A FCynical A#Town
Yeah, Can't You ASmell The Stale Air?
Dm  I Had No Skill But I Had CHeart So Then I FTurned It AA#round
And Just RemAember
DmI'm No Cynic, CYou Know I'm Just Getting A#Bored  C​
DmI'm No Cynic, You CKnow I Got A Heart Of A#Gold, OCh, Oh

Pre-Chorus
A#  They Say I'm Cold, CAold, Cold, Baby, Why So CDmold?  Gm​
I'm A#Super Sweet Sealed With A KAiss
Dm  Don't Get Offended If There's Something You Miss

Chorus
Dm  I Only Show You What I FWant You To See
I Got My A#T-T-T-T-Tongue In My CCheek
If You See Them DmLaughing (If You See Them FLaughing), Don't Follow A#In
'Cause A7They're The Butt Of My Joke
Dm  I'll Always Be Just Who You FWant Me To Be
And Keep My A#T-T-T-T-Tongue In My CCheek
A Hopeless RoDmmantic,F You'll Never A#See
'Cause A7You're Not In On The Joke Dm​

Verse 2
Dm  I Got My Picture In The CPaper And My FParents Were A#Proud
Hey, Kid, That's ANot A Bad Job, Yeah
Dm  Next Thing You Know Peculiar CFaces Start FHanging AA#round
Dear Lord, Could You ASpare Me?
DmI Just Got One CSide To Show You A#All  C​
My DmAss Is Awesome So CSmile When You're Kissing It A#All, OCh, Oh

Pre-Chorus
A#  They Say I'm Cold, CAold, Cold, Baby, Why So CDmold?  Gm​
I'm A#Super Sweet Sealed With A KAiss
Dm  Call Your Professor If There's Something You Miss

Chorus
Dm  I Only Show You What I FWant You To See
I Got My A#T-T-T-T-Tongue In My CCheek
If You See Them DmLaughing (If You See Them FLaughing), Don't Follow A#In
'Cause A7They're The Butt Of My Joke
Dm  I'll Always Be Just Who You FWant Me To Be
And Keep My A#T-T-T-T-Tongue In My CCheek
A Hopeless RoDmmantic,F You'll Never A#See
'Cause A7You're Not In On The Joke Dm​

Bridge
No, You DmDon't Know, CYou Don't Know Me
No, You A#Don't Know, YAou Don't Know Me
No, You DmDon't Know CMe, A#No, Oh, NA7o, Oh

Chorus
Dm  I Only Show You What I FWant You To See
I Got My A#Tongue, Tongue In My Cheek
If You See Them DmLaughing (If You See Them FLaughing), Don't Follow A#In
'Cause A7They're The Butt Of My Joke
Dm  I'll Always Be Just Who You FWant Me To Be
And Keep My A#T-T-T-T-Tongue In My CCheek
A Hopeless RoDmmantic,F You'll Never A#See
'Cause A7You're Not In On The Joke