Youre Not In On The Joke

Capo on 3 for album version
Capo on 1 for iTunes Session version

Intro
Cm A# D# G# G

Verse 1
Cm  Don't Take Them Faces At Their A#Value In A CD#ynical ToG#wn
Yeah, Can't You GSmell The Stale Air?
Cm  I Had No Skill But I Had A#Heart So Then I TD#urned It AroG#und
And Just RemGember
CmI'm No Cynic, A#You Know I'm Just Getting BG#ored   A#​
CmI'm No Cynic, You A#Know I Got A Heart Of GG#old, OhA#, Oh

Pre-Chorus
G#  They Say I'm Cold, CGold, Cold, Baby, Why So CCmold?  Fm​
I'm G#Super Sweet Sealed With A KGiss
Cm  Don't Get Offended If There's Something You Miss

Chorus
Cm  I Only Show You What I D#Want You To See
I Got My G#T-T-T-T-Tongue In My CA#heek
If You See Them CmLaughing (If You See Them D#Laughing), Don't Follow IG#n
'Cause G7They're The Butt Of My Joke
Cm  I'll Always Be Just Who You D#Want Me To Be
And Keep My G#T-T-T-T-Tongue In My CA#heek
A Hopeless RoCmmantic,D# You'll Never SG#ee
'Cause G7You're Not In On The Joke Cm​

Verse 2
Cm  I Got My Picture In The A#Paper And My PD#arents Were PrG#oud
Hey, Kid, That's GNot A Bad Job, Yeah
Cm  Next Thing You Know Peculiar A#Faces Start HD#anging AroG#und
Dear Lord, Could You GSpare Me?
CmI Just Got One A#Side To Show You AG#ll   A#​
My CmAss Is Awesome So A#Smile When You're Kissing It AG#ll, OhA#, Oh

Pre-Chorus
G#  They Say I'm Cold, CGold, Cold, Baby, Why So CCmold?  Fm​
I'm G#Super Sweet Sealed With A KGiss
Cm  Call Your Professor If There's Something You Miss

Chorus
Cm  I Only Show You What I D#Want You To See
I Got My G#T-T-T-T-Tongue In My CA#heek
If You See Them CmLaughing (If You See Them D#Laughing), Don't Follow IG#n
'Cause G7They're The Butt Of My Joke
Cm  I'll Always Be Just Who You D#Want Me To Be
And Keep My G#T-T-T-T-Tongue In My CA#heek
A Hopeless RoCmmantic,D# You'll Never SG#ee
'Cause G7You're Not In On The Joke Cm​

Bridge
No, You CmDon't Know, A#You Don't Know Me
No, You G#Don't Know, YGou Don't Know Me
No, You CmDon't Know A#Me, NG#o, Oh, NoG7, Oh

Chorus
Cm  I Only Show You What I D#Want You To See
I Got My G#Tongue, Tongue In My Cheek
If You See Them CmLaughing (If You See Them D#Laughing), Don't Follow IG#n
'Cause G7They're The Butt Of My Joke
Cm  I'll Always Be Just Who You D#Want Me To Be
And Keep My G#T-T-T-T-Tongue In My CA#heek
A Hopeless RoCmmantic,D# You'll Never SG#ee
'Cause G7You're Not In On The Joke