Youre Not In On The Joke

Capo on 3 for album version
Capo on 1 for iTunes Session version

Intro
Am G C F E

Verse 1
Am  Don't Take Them Faces At Their GValue In A CCynical FTown
Yeah, Can't You ESmell The Stale Air?
Am  I Had No Skill But I Had GHeart So Then I CTurned It AFround
And Just RemEember
AmI'm No Cynic, GYou Know I'm Just Getting FBored G​
AmI'm No Cynic, You GKnow I Got A Heart Of FGold, GOh, Oh

Pre-Chorus
F  They Say I'm Cold, ECold, Cold, Baby, Why So AmCold? Dm​
I'm FSuper Sweet Sealed With A EKiss
Am  Don't Get Offended If There's Something You Miss

Chorus
Am  I Only Show You What I CWant You To See
I Got My FT-T-T-T-Tongue In My GCheek
If You See Them AmLaughing (If You See Them CLaughing), Don't Follow FIn
'Cause E7They're The Butt Of My Joke
Am  I'll Always Be Just Who You CWant Me To Be
And Keep My FT-T-T-T-Tongue In My GCheek
A Hopeless RoAmmantic,C You'll Never FSee
'Cause E7You're Not In On The Joke Am​

Verse 2
Am  I Got My Picture In The GPaper And My CParents Were FProud
Hey, Kid, That's ENot A Bad Job, Yeah
Am  Next Thing You Know Peculiar GFaces Start CHanging AFround
Dear Lord, Could You ESpare Me?
AmI Just Got One GSide To Show You FAll G​
My AmAss Is Awesome So GSmile When You're Kissing It FAll, GOh, Oh

Pre-Chorus
F  They Say I'm Cold, ECold, Cold, Baby, Why So AmCold? Dm​
I'm FSuper Sweet Sealed With A EKiss
Am  Call Your Professor If There's Something You Miss

Chorus
Am  I Only Show You What I CWant You To See
I Got My FT-T-T-T-Tongue In My GCheek
If You See Them AmLaughing (If You See Them CLaughing), Don't Follow FIn
'Cause E7They're The Butt Of My Joke
Am  I'll Always Be Just Who You CWant Me To Be
And Keep My FT-T-T-T-Tongue In My GCheek
A Hopeless RoAmmantic,C You'll Never FSee
'Cause E7You're Not In On The Joke Am​

Bridge
No, You AmDon't Know, GYou Don't Know Me
No, You FDon't Know, EYou Don't Know Me
No, You AmDon't Know GMe, FNo, Oh, E7No, Oh

Chorus
Am  I Only Show You What I CWant You To See
I Got My FTongue, Tongue In My Cheek
If You See Them AmLaughing (If You See Them CLaughing), Don't Follow FIn
'Cause E7They're The Butt Of My Joke
Am  I'll Always Be Just Who You CWant Me To Be
And Keep My FT-T-T-T-Tongue In My GCheek
A Hopeless RoAmmantic,C You'll Never FSee
'Cause E7You're Not In On The Joke