Houdini

Skit: Paul Rosenberg
Hey, Em, It's Paul
Hh, I Was Listening To The Album
Good Fucking Luck, You're On Your Own

Gm Guess Who's BacCmk, Back Again?
D Shady's BacGmk, Tell A Friend
Gm Guess Who's BacCmk, Back Again?
D Shady's BacGmk, Tell A Friend

Gm Guess Who's BacCmk, Back Again?
D Shady's BacGmk, Tell A Friend
Gm Guess Who's Back, Guess Who's Back
Cm Guess Who's Back, Guess Who's Back
D Guess Who's Back, Guess Who's Back
Gm Guess Who's Back

(DadadaGm Da Da DaCm Da Da Da)
(DadaDda Da Da DaGm Da)

Well GmLook What The Stork Brung (What?)
Little Baby CmDevil With The Forked Tongue
And It's Stickin' Out DYeah Like A Sore Thumb
(Bleah)
With A Forehead GmThat It Grew Horns From
Still A White Jerk

Gm Pullin' Up In A Chrysler To The CCmypher
With The Vic's, Percs And A Bud Light Shirt
DLyrical Technician An Electrician
Gm Ya'll Light Work

And I Don't Gotta GmPlay Pretend
It's You I Make Believe
CmAnd You Know I'm Here To Stay Cause Me
DIf I Was To Ever Take A Leave
GmIt Would Be Aspirin To Break A Feve

GmIf I Was To Ask For Megan Thee
CmStallion If She Would Collab With Me
DWould I Really Have A Shot At A Feat?
I Don't DKnow But I'm Glad To Be Back, Like

Reff :
 AGmbra AbracCmadabra (And For My Last Trick)
 D I'm Bout To Reach In My Bag,Gm Bruh
 AGmbra AbracCmadabra (And For My Last Trick) 
 D Just Like That And I'm Back,Gm Bro

Now GmBack In The Days Of Old Me
(When) Right Around The CmTime
I Became A Dope Fiend
Ate Some CoDdeine, As A Way Of Coping
Taste Of OGmpiates, Case Of O.e

Turned Me IntGmo Smiley Face Emoji
My Shit May CmNot Be Age Appropriate
But I DWill Hit An Eight Year Old In The Face 
GmWith A Participation Trophy

Cause I Have GmZero Doubts
That This Whole CmWorld's 'Bout
To Turn Into Some DGirl Scouts
That Censorship GmBureau's Out
(To Shut Me Down)

So When GmI Started This Verse
It Did Start Off CmLight Hearted At First
But It Feels Like DI'm Targeted Mind Bogglin'
How DMy Profit Has Skyrocketed

Look What GmI Pocketed
Yeah The Shit Is Just CmLike
Ya'll Have Been Light Joggin' And
I've DBeen Running At Full Speed
And That's Why GmI'm Ahead Like My Noggin And

I'm The GmFight Ya'll Get In When You Debate
Who The CmBest But Ops I'm White Chalkin' When
I DStep Up To That Mic Cock It Then
(Oh My DGod, Its Him Not Again)

Reff :
 AGmbra AbracCmadabra (And For My Last Trick)
 D I'm Bout To Reach In My Bag,Gm Bruh
 AGmbra AbracCmadabra (And For My Last Trick) 
 D Just Like That And I'm Back,Gm Bro

Gm Sometimes I Wonder What TheCm Old Me'd Say
(If When)
D If He Could See The Way ShitGm Is Today..
Gm He'd Probably Say That EverCmything Is Gay
(Like Happy)
D What's My Name, What's My Name..?

How Many GmLittle Kids Still Wanna Act Like Me
CmI'm A Bigger Prick Than Cacti Be
And DThat's Why These
Words Sting Just Like GmYou Were Being
Attacked By Bees

In The GmCoupe Leaning Back My Seat
Bumpin' R. CmKelly's Favorite Group
The Black Guy Pee's
D In My Air Max 90'S
White GmT's Walkin' Parental Advisory

Gm My Transgender Cat's Siamese
ICmdentifies As Black, But Acts Chinese
DLike A Motherfuckin' Hacky Sack I Treat
The GmWhole World Cause I Got It At My Feet

How GmCan I Explain To You
That Even MyCmself, I'm A Danger To
I Hop On Tracks DLike A Kangaroo
And Say A Few DThings Or Two To Anger You
(But Fuck That)

If I GmThink That Shit, I'ma Say That Shit
CmCancel Me What? Ok That's It
Go ADhead Paul Quit Snake Ass Prick,
You GmMale Cross Dresser, Fake Ass Bitch

Gm And I'll Probably Get Shit For That
(Watch)
But CmYou Can All Suck My Dick, In Fact
Fuck DThem-Fuck Dre, Fuck Jimmy, Fuck Me,
Fuck GmYou
Fuck My Own Kids They're Brats
(Fuck 'Em)

Gm They Can Screw Off, Them And You All,
Cm You Too Paul, Got Two Balls,
D Big As Rupaul's, What You Thought YouGm Saw
Ain't What You Saw

Cause You're Never Gonna GmSee Me
Caught Sleepin' And See The KidnapCmpin'
Never Did Happen
Like Sherri PaDpini, Harry Houdini,
I Vanish InDto Thin Air As I'm Leaving Like

Reff :
 AGmbra AbracCmadabra (And For My Last Trick)
 D I'm Bout To Reach In My Bag,Gm Bruh  (Like)
 AGmbra AbracCmadabra (And For My Last Trick) 
 D Just Like That And I'm Back,Gm Bro