Houdini

Skit: Paul Rosenberg
Hey, Em, It's Paul
Hh, I Was Listening To The Album
Good Fucking Luck, You're On Your Own

Cm Guess Who's BacFmk, Back Again?
G Shady's BacCmk, Tell A Friend
Cm Guess Who's BacFmk, Back Again?
G Shady's BacCmk, Tell A Friend

Cm Guess Who's BacFmk, Back Again?
G Shady's BacCmk, Tell A Friend
Cm Guess Who's Back, Guess Who's Back
Fm Guess Who's Back, Guess Who's Back
G Guess Who's Back, Guess Who's Back
Cm Guess Who's Back

(DadadaCm Da Da DaFm Da Da Da)
(DadaGda Da Da DaCm Da)

Well CmLook What The Stork Brung (What?)
Little Baby FmDevil With The Forked Tongue
And It's Stickin' Out GYeah Like A Sore Thumb
(Bleah)
With A Forehead CmThat It Grew Horns From
Still A White Jerk

Cm Pullin' Up In A Chrysler To The CFmypher
With The Vic's, Percs And A Bud Light Shirt
GLyrical Technician An Electrician
Cm Ya'll Light Work

And I Don't Gotta CmPlay Pretend
It's You I Make Believe
FmAnd You Know I'm Here To Stay Cause Me
GIf I Was To Ever Take A Leave
CmIt Would Be Aspirin To Break A Feve

CmIf I Was To Ask For Megan Thee
FmStallion If She Would Collab With Me
GWould I Really Have A Shot At A Feat?
I Don't GKnow But I'm Glad To Be Back, Like

Reff :
 ACmbra AbracFmadabra (And For My Last Trick)
 G I'm Bout To Reach In My Bag,Cm Bruh
 ACmbra AbracFmadabra (And For My Last Trick) 
 G Just Like That And I'm Back,Cm Bro

Now CmBack In The Days Of Old Me
(When) Right Around The FmTime
I Became A Dope Fiend
Ate Some CoGdeine, As A Way Of Coping
Taste Of OCmpiates, Case Of O.e

Turned Me IntCmo Smiley Face Emoji
My Shit May FmNot Be Age Appropriate
But I GWill Hit An Eight Year Old In The Face 
CmWith A Participation Trophy

Cause I Have CmZero Doubts
That This Whole FmWorld's 'Bout
To Turn Into Some GGirl Scouts
That Censorship CmBureau's Out
(To Shut Me Down)

So When CmI Started This Verse
It Did Start Off FmLight Hearted At First
But It Feels Like GI'm Targeted Mind Bogglin'
How GMy Profit Has Skyrocketed

Look What CmI Pocketed
Yeah The Shit Is Just FmLike
Ya'll Have Been Light Joggin' And
I've GBeen Running At Full Speed
And That's Why CmI'm Ahead Like My Noggin And

I'm The CmFight Ya'll Get In When You Debate
Who The FmBest But Ops I'm White Chalkin' When
I GStep Up To That Mic Cock It Then
(Oh My GGod, Its Him Not Again)

Reff :
 ACmbra AbracFmadabra (And For My Last Trick)
 G I'm Bout To Reach In My Bag,Cm Bruh
 ACmbra AbracFmadabra (And For My Last Trick) 
 G Just Like That And I'm Back,Cm Bro

Cm Sometimes I Wonder What TheFm Old Me'd Say
(If When)
G If He Could See The Way ShitCm Is Today..
Cm He'd Probably Say That EverFmything Is Gay
(Like Happy)
G What's My Name, What's My Name..?

How Many CmLittle Kids Still Wanna Act Like Me
FmI'm A Bigger Prick Than Cacti Be
And GThat's Why These
Words Sting Just Like CmYou Were Being
Attacked By Bees

In The CmCoupe Leaning Back My Seat
Bumpin' R. FmKelly's Favorite Group
The Black Guy Pee's
G In My Air Max 90'S
White CmT's Walkin' Parental Advisory

Cm My Transgender Cat's Siamese
IFmdentifies As Black, But Acts Chinese
GLike A Motherfuckin' Hacky Sack I Treat
The CmWhole World Cause I Got It At My Feet

How CmCan I Explain To You
That Even MyFmself, I'm A Danger To
I Hop On Tracks GLike A Kangaroo
And Say A Few GThings Or Two To Anger You
(But Fuck That)

If I CmThink That Shit, I'ma Say That Shit
FmCancel Me What? Ok That's It
Go AGhead Paul Quit Snake Ass Prick,
You CmMale Cross Dresser, Fake Ass Bitch

Cm And I'll Probably Get Shit For That
(Watch)
But FmYou Can All Suck My Dick, In Fact
Fuck GThem-Fuck Dre, Fuck Jimmy, Fuck Me,
Fuck CmYou
Fuck My Own Kids They're Brats
(Fuck 'Em)

Cm They Can Screw Off, Them And You All,
Fm You Too Paul, Got Two Balls,
G Big As Rupaul's, What You Thought YouCm Saw
Ain't What You Saw

Cause You're Never Gonna CmSee Me
Caught Sleepin' And See The KidnapFmpin'
Never Did Happen
Like Sherri PaGpini, Harry Houdini,
I Vanish InGto Thin Air As I'm Leaving Like

Reff :
 ACmbra AbracFmadabra (And For My Last Trick)
 G I'm Bout To Reach In My Bag,Cm Bruh  (Like)
 ACmbra AbracFmadabra (And For My Last Trick) 
 G Just Like That And I'm Back,Cm Bro