Almost Perfect

Intro
G Have You Checked?
Have A GLook In The Mirror
There's A CFault, A Crack

A Flaw, A Defect
G Have You Tried Wrapping Up?
Taping Over? Eating CLess?

Proceed, You're Almost Perfect
Em Swear By TheseAm Results My Darling
SGelf-ImprovementBm Is My Mission
You Can Try And AmFail To Look LikeG Me
And I Can BmMake Commission

Verse 1
GHey, Your Lips Have A Tilt
Have You Thought About CBig

The Space Between Your Eyebrows Is?
GHave You Heard? If You Breathed
It Will Give You Double-CChin

Sometimes It's Bеst To Hold It In

Pre-Chorus
It's All Your EmFault
The AAmbility To GChange Is In YouBmr Hands
Em Just Slam TheAm Wall. Your Bonеs ToGo Thick?
And Simply BmGrind Them IntoEm Sand
With MyB Favorite Brand

Chorus
GLook At You, Babe
You're BAlmost There
With EmJust AnotherD Dime Or Two
The CGods Will SurelyD Spare You
GNegligence Is Sinful;
B It's Good To Care
I've EmHeard Your UselessD Dumb Excuses
CToughen Up CauseD Life Just Isn'Gt BFaEmir

Verse 2
GEvery Day
I Wake Up, And I Do My Morning CShed
It's Worth It, Though I Look GInsane

All The Things That You Never Even Thought
About CBefore
There's A New Standard To GAttain
Don't Make Me EmLaugh
There's A AmWay To LookG 18 Until YoBmu Die
We'll Do The EmMath
There's A AmMillion Useless
GTrinkets You CanBm Buy
It'd Be A BCrime Not To Try

Chorus
GLook At You, Babe
You're BAlmost There
With EmJust AnotherD Dime Or Two
The AGods Will Surely Spare You
GNegligence Is Sinful;
B It's Good To Care
I've EmHeard Your UselessD Dumb Excuses
AToughen Up CauseAm Life Just Isn'Gt BFaEmir

Bridge
EmDon't YouD Wanna Give Up
GAll The Things ThatA Make YouEm Unique?
EmDon't YouD Wanna Look ThGe Age Of
Your ABiologicalEm Peak?
EmYou're Just AAm Kid
But That GDoesn't Mean
You BmGet To Just SlackEm Off
AmYou're AgingG Rapidly
You BmBetter Not BendEm Over, Laugh, Or Cough
N.c.
(Unless You Want Those Ugly
Lines That Show You've Experienced
 Human Emotion)

[Chorus]*Softly*
GLook At You, Babe
You're AmAlmost There
The EmTime To Hate YouDrself Is Now
It's CGood To BeD Aware
You Can GPicture Imperfections
But You're BRunning Out Of Time
Let Me EmPoint You In TheD Right Direction
CBuy This Foreign DSkin CarGe BLiEmne
N.c.
(You're All Ugly And It's All Your Fault.)