Almost Perfect

Intro
D Have You Checked?
Have A DLook In The Mirror
There's A GFault, A Crack

A Flaw, A Defect
D Have You Tried Wrapping Up?
Taping Over? Eating GLess?

Proceed, You're Almost Perfect
Bm Swear By TheseEm Results My Darling
SDelf-ImprovementF#m Is My Mission
You Can Try And EmFail To Look LikeD Me
And I Can F#mMake Commission

Verse 1
DHey, Your Lips Have A Tilt
Have You Thought About GBig

The Space Between Your Eyebrows Is?
DHave You Heard? If You Breathed
It Will Give You Double-GChin

Sometimes It's Bеst To Hold It In

Pre-Chorus
It's All Your BmFault
The AEmbility To DChange Is In YouF#mr Hands
Bm Just Slam TheEm Wall. Your Bonеs ToDo Thick?
And Simply F#mGrind Them Into BmSand
With MyF# Favorite Brand

Chorus
DLook At You, Babe
You're F#Almost There
With BmJust AnotherA Dime Or Two
The GGods Will SurelyA Spare You
DNegligence Is Sinful;
F# It's Good To Care
I've BmHeard Your UselessA Dumb Excuses
GToughen Up CauseA Life Just Isn'Dt F#FaiBmr

Verse 2
DEvery Day
I Wake Up, And I Do My Morning GShed
It's Worth It, Though I Look DInsane

All The Things That You Never Even Thought
About GBefore
There's A New Standard To DAttain
Don't Make Me BmLaugh
There's A EmWay To LookD 18 Until YoF#mu Die
We'll Do The BmMath
There's A EmMillion Useless
DTrinkets You CanF#m Buy
It'd Be A F#Crime Not To Try

Chorus
DLook At You, Babe
You're F#Almost There
With BmJust AnotherA Dime Or Two
The EGods Will Surely Spare You
DNegligence Is Sinful;
F# It's Good To Care
I've BmHeard Your UselessA Dumb Excuses
EToughen Up CauseEm Life Just Isn'Dt F#FaiBmr

Bridge
BmDon't YouA Wanna Give Up
DAll The Things ThatE Make YouBm Unique?
BmDon't YouA Wanna Look ThDe Age Of
Your EBiologicalBm Peak?
BmYou're Just AEm Kid
But That DDoesn't Mean
You F#mGet To Just Slack BmOff
EmYou're AgingD Rapidly
You F#mBetter Not Bend BmOver, Laugh, Or Cough
N.c.
(Unless You Want Those Ugly
Lines That Show You've Experienced
 Human Emotion)

[Chorus]*Softly*
DLook At You, Babe
You're EmAlmost There
The BmTime To Hate YouArself Is Now
It's GGood To BeA Aware
You Can DPicture Imperfections
But You're F#Running Out Of Time
Let Me BmPoint You In TheA Right Direction
GBuy This Foreign ASkin CarDe F#LinBme
N.c.
(You're All Ugly And It's All Your Fault.)