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Verse 1
I'm A CFeminine EminEem, A Slim ShadyAm Lady
But Nice 'Cause I FTexted Haiti
C90 Lady ECops On The Road,
And I'm AmArrested For Doing F80
Like CHamlet, All About EWords, Words, WoAmrds
Divide A Whole Into FThirds, Thirds, CThirds
I'm A Gay Sea EOtter
I Blow AmOther Dudes Out Of The FWater
I'm The CMan Muffin, EDiving, Muffin
AmCold And Fly Like An FArctic Puffin
CPuffin' EWhacky Tobaccy
AmHating Other Rappers Like I'm FHelga Pataki
And I've Been CRocking This Mic
Before EElectricAmity
Way Back In A FThousand BcCe
That's BefEore The CommonAm Era

Era, Era, Era, (Era, Era)
C(Ohh!) I ECan't Be Stopped
AmFlow So Sick That It FShould Be Mopped Up C​
Chick's Got A EDixie Cup
I Got A AmDick Full Of Helium, I'lFl Fuck You Up
A CBoy, A Girl, A EMiddle-Aged BiAmtch
Botox IFn The Third Person
C  I Give The PersEpective A Switch And
Am  Bo Talks In The Third Person

Just Relax, If You Want To Know Me

Here's Two Facts

Chorus
CI Hate Catchy EChoruses
And I'm A AmHypocrite
FHungry, Hungry GHypocrite
CI Hate Catchy EChoruses
And I'm A AmHypocrite

Verse 2
Met A Girl Named CMacy E​
I Had AmSex With Her All FDay
But She Was DysClexic
So I EEnded Up Doin' TheAm YmFca
We CBalling, Asian,E Wii Bowling
AmProstate Cancer FSemicolon
CFind That Hole Like I'Em Stephen Hawking
AmAtticus Finch, FKilling, Mocking
C Cry, Like A EChild WouldAm​
You Raped My FChildhood
Just CStroll In, RolElin' Your Pole Into
AmRolie Polie FOlie's Colon
C(Oh) To ERelax My Mind
I Take A AmWalk By The Clock
And IF Pass The Time And
CRhyming, MathEematical Timing
AmSyntax Impacts The FIntact Hymen
CI'm An IntEernet Provider
AmCame From The Web Like A FHorny Spider
CFucked A Girl In An EApple Orchard
Am  Then Came In FCider
I Thought CAids Was A EButt Virus
Like ConAmjunction, Junction, ConFjunctivitis
C  I Spit Gold EBars
'Cause I Was MoAmlested By My Uncle FMidas
Gay CDads Blow Pops, Another Sucker

Oedipus Was The First Motherfucker

Chorus
CI Hate Catchy EChoruses
And I'm A AmHypocrite
FHungry, Hungry GHypocrite
CI Hate Catchy EChoruses
And I'm A AmHypocrite (Hypocrite) F​

Verse 3
CWe, The People Of The EUsa
JoAmse, We're Not Talking To FYou, Essé
We Got A CBorder In Order To EKeep You Out
It's What My AmNyu EsFsay's About
Cause We're,C Xenophobic EWarrior Princess
AmMolested By My Uncle FSam, Is That Incest?
C"I Want You To ESmell My Finger”
AmDoes My Nephew's FScent Still Linger?
CSouth Of Queers, ENorth Of Hell
The AmQueer Ones Suck And The FBrown Ones Smell
We CGuard The Border And We EGuard It Well
But Some AmSlip Through The Cracks Of The FLiberty Bell
Did CI Say Liberty? EI Meant Taco,
AmPaco, Hey You Better FLet That Rock Go
'Cause CIn Real Life GoEliath Wins
And Then AmSells All The Silk
That The FWidow Spins

One More Time

Chorus
CI Hate Catchy EChoruses
And I'm A AmHypocrite
FHungry, Hungry GHypocrite
CI Hate Catchy EChoruses
And I'm A AmHypocrite (Hypocrite) F​

Bridge
Yeah, Break It Down Now, What
CBitches And Hoes, Bo's EHoes, Oh
Bitches And AmHoes, FBitches, Hoes
CBitches And Hoes Don't Exist
Because The EHoes Know Bo's A Feminist
AmBitches And Hoes Don't Exist
Because The FHoes Know Bo's A Feminist
So CTake Off Your Bras And Burn 'Em, Oh
E  Or You Can Let Me Burn 'Em, Oh
AmTake Off Your Bras And Burn 'Em, Oh
FOr You Can Let Bo Burnham Burn 'Em
CTake Off Your Bras And Burn 'Em, Oh
E  You Can Let Me Burn 'Em, Oh
AmTake Off Your Bras And Burn 'Em, Burn 'Em
FOr You Can Let Bo Burnham Burn 'Em
CHoes, Bo's EHoes, Oh, Bitches AndAm Hoes

Bitches!

Ehm, Dizzy