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Verse 1
I'm A DFeminine EminF#em, A Slim Shady BmLady
But Nice 'Cause I GTexted Haiti
D90 Lady F#Cops On The Road,
And I'm BmArrested For Doing G80
Like DHamlet, All About F#Words, Words, WorBmds
Divide A Whole Into GThirds, Thirds, DThirds
I'm A Gay Sea F#Otter
I Blow BmOther Dudes Out Of The GWater
I'm The DMan Muffin, F#Diving, Muffin
BmCold And Fly Like An GArctic Puffin
DPuffin' F#Whacky Tobaccy
BmHating Other Rappers Like I'm GHelga Pataki
And I've Been DRocking This Mic
Before F#ElectriciBmty
Way Back In A GThousand BcDe
That's BefF#ore The Common BmEra

Era, Era, Era, (Era, Era)
D(Ohh!) I F#Can't Be Stopped
BmFlow So Sick That It GShould Be Mopped Up D​
Chick's Got A F#Dixie Cup
I Got A BmDick Full Of Helium, I'lGl Fuck You Up
A DBoy, A Girl, A F#Middle-Aged BitBmch
Botox IGn The Third Person
D  I Give The PersF#pective A Switch And
Bm  Bo Talks In The Third Person

Just Relax, If You Want To Know Me

Here's Two Facts

Chorus
DI Hate Catchy F#Choruses
And I'm A BmHypocrite
GHungry, Hungry AHypocrite
DI Hate Catchy F#Choruses
And I'm A BmHypocrite

Verse 2
Met A Girl Named DMacy F#​
I Had BmSex With Her All GDay
But She Was DysDlexic
So I F#Ended Up Doin' The BmYmcGa
We DBalling, Asian,F# Wii Bowling
BmProstate Cancer GSemicolon
DFind That Hole Like I'F#m Stephen Hawking
BmAtticus Finch, GKilling, Mocking
D Cry, Like A F#Child Would Bm​
You Raped My GChildhood
Just DStroll In, RolF#lin' Your Pole Into
BmRolie Polie GOlie's Colon
D(Oh) To F#Relax My Mind
I Take A BmWalk By The Clock
And IG Pass The Time And
DRhyming, MathF#ematical Timing
BmSyntax Impacts The GIntact Hymen
DI'm An IntF#ernet Provider
BmCame From The Web Like A GHorny Spider
DFucked A Girl In An F#Apple Orchard
Bm  Then Came In GCider
I Thought DAids Was A F#Butt Virus
Like ConBmjunction, Junction, ConGjunctivitis
D  I Spit Gold F#Bars
'Cause I Was MoBmlested By My Uncle GMidas
Gay DDads Blow Pops, Another Sucker

Oedipus Was The First Motherfucker

Chorus
DI Hate Catchy F#Choruses
And I'm A BmHypocrite
GHungry, Hungry AHypocrite
DI Hate Catchy F#Choruses
And I'm A BmHypocrite (Hypocrite) G​

Verse 3
DWe, The People Of The F#Usa
JoBmse, We're Not Talking To GYou, Essé
We Got A DBorder In Order To F#Keep You Out
It's What My BmNyu EsGsay's About
Cause We're,D Xenophobic F#Warrior Princess
BmMolested By My Uncle GSam, Is That Incest?
D"I Want You To F#Smell My Finger”
BmDoes My Nephew's GScent Still Linger?
DSouth Of Queers, F#North Of Hell
The BmQueer Ones Suck And The GBrown Ones Smell
We DGuard The Border And We F#Guard It Well
But Some BmSlip Through The Cracks Of The GLiberty Bell
Did DI Say Liberty? F#I Meant Taco,
BmPaco, Hey You Better GLet That Rock Go
'Cause DIn Real Life GoF#liath Wins
And Then BmSells All The Silk
That The GWidow Spins

One More Time

Chorus
DI Hate Catchy F#Choruses
And I'm A BmHypocrite
GHungry, Hungry AHypocrite
DI Hate Catchy F#Choruses
And I'm A BmHypocrite (Hypocrite) G​

Bridge
Yeah, Break It Down Now, What
DBitches And Hoes, Bo's F#Hoes, Oh
Bitches And BmHoes, GBitches, Hoes
DBitches And Hoes Don't Exist
Because The F#Hoes Know Bo's A Feminist
BmBitches And Hoes Don't Exist
Because The GHoes Know Bo's A Feminist
So DTake Off Your Bras And Burn 'Em, Oh
F#  Or You Can Let Me Burn 'Em, Oh
BmTake Off Your Bras And Burn 'Em, Oh
GOr You Can Let Bo Burnham Burn 'Em
DTake Off Your Bras And Burn 'Em, Oh
F#  You Can Let Me Burn 'Em, Oh
BmTake Off Your Bras And Burn 'Em, Burn 'Em
GOr You Can Let Bo Burnham Burn 'Em
DHoes, Bo's F#Hoes, Oh, Bitches And BmHoes

Bitches!

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