Monte Carlo

Note
Continue Intro Plucking Pattern Into Verse 1 & 2 Without The Chord Variations On The D6
Switch To Strumming Just Before "You Never Know In Monte Carlo"
D6* = Use Intro Variations
1St Interlude Is Strummed, 2Nd Is Picked
Last Verse Is Picked
Dsus2* = Use Interlude Variation

Intro
  G6                            Dm     Am     Dm     Am

Verse 1
And The G6Three Lonely Things Poking Up From The Water
Are Her DmNipples And Her AmNose As She DmFloats On Her AmBack
And The G6Sand Is Deserted, Except For Me Standing
I DmStand As The AmLandmark To DmKeep Her On AmTrack
So The G6Ocean Won't Pull Her Away
Dm  Am  Dm  Am

Verse 2
I'm G6Guarding Our Bags Since I Really Can't Swim
And I DmDon't Want To AmLearn, Though She DmDoes Try To AmTeach
But G6Thieves Who Scope Tourists At Night In The City
In DmDaytime All AmProbably DmHang At This AmBeach G6​
G6You Never Know In Monte DmCarlo Am​
Dm  Am

Verse 3
From G6Noon Until Evening Her G6Skin Changes Color
From DmPaler Than AmMine To A DmSun-Punished AmRed
So G6I Expect Havoc, Tonight Around Bedtime
She'll DmWant Me To AmBlow On Her DmBlisters In AmBed  G6​
G6That's The Sun In Monte DmCarlo Am​
Dm  Am

Interlude
  G6

Dm     Am     Dm     Am

Verse 4
The G6Keeper Of The G6Lighthouse Is Sleeping
SoDm We Creep UAmpstairs To DmPlay With His AmBeam
G6Making Ships Stray From Their Courses Intended
ByDm Highlighting AmRocks And The DmShallows BeAmtween Them
And The G6Smashing Of Hulls In The Night Seemed To Have
NoDm Consequence At AmAll, Like The DmAction In AmDreams
In The G6Morning Gulls Pick Over Jetsam And Junk
Over DmFlotsam But AmFeeling No DmGuilt For Their AmScreams
While G6We Spend Three-Quarters Of Our Time Apologizing
For The DmQuarter Of The AmTime That We're DmThoughtless
And AmThoughtless And G6Mean
G6Just For Fun In Monte DmCarlo  Am    Dm    Am    G6​
G6Just For Fun In Monte DmCarlo  Am    Dm​

Verse 5
AmWe GoG6 To The Cliffs Where The Men Cruise Each Other
Their DmCars Come And AmGo Like The DmChange Of The AmTide
Where G6Grace Kelly Swam Her Last Swim On The Planet
DmWhen Grace Kelly'Ams Roadster DmFlipped Over The AmSide Of The G6Guardrail

  G6

Dm     Am     Dm     Am

Verse 6
One G6Guy Looked So Nervous, And Standing Alone
My DmFriend Saw Him AmShaking And DmStarted To AmLaugh
I Said, "G6Wouldn't You Be Nervous If You Knew In Ten Minutes
DmYou'd Have The Surf At YoAmur Feet And SomeDm Stranger AmUp Your G6Back
G6Giving You His Best Monte DmCarlo?" Am    Dm    Am    G6​
A G6Ten-Minute, Double-Ringed DmHalo... Am    Dm​

Verse 7
You AmKnow, The Most G6Breathtaking Sight I've Seen In Awhile
Was The DmSight Of French AmMen Fucking DmUnder The AmStars
We G6Watched Them Dancing Like Mermen On Fire
Till DmCops Came And AmChased Them DmAway In Their AmCars G6​
G6We Watched Them Run In Monte DmCarlo Am    Dm    Am    G6​
G6We Watched Them And We LaidDm Low Am    Dm​

Interlude
  Gsus2                         Dm     Am     Dm     Am

Final Verse
And My Gsus2Girl Is As Red As A Rare Hothouse Flower
Her DmSkin Is So AmBurned That DmShe's Giving Off AmHeat
And My Gsus2Girl Is As Tired As Nobody's Business
DmBut Sea-Air MakesAm Sleeping InDmcredibly AmSweet Gsus2​
Gsus2Two More Nights In Monte DmCarlo Am    Dm    Am    Gsus2​
Gsus2And Her Burn Will Be A DmTan Am    Dm    Am    Gsus2​
Gsus2She Can't Sleep, She Just DmSaid So Am    Dm    Am    Gsus2​
Gsus2So I Turn Up The DmFan Am    Dm​