Monte Carlo

Note
Continue Intro Plucking Pattern Into Verse 1 & 2 Without The Chord Variations On The D6
Switch To Strumming Just Before "You Never Know In Monte Carlo"
D6* = Use Intro Variations
1St Interlude Is Strummed, 2Nd Is Picked
Last Verse Is Picked
Dsus2* = Use Interlude Variation

Intro
  C6                            Gm     Dm     Gm     Dm

Verse 1
And The C6Three Lonely Things Poking Up From The Water
Are Her GmNipples And Her DmNose As She GmFloats On Her DmBack
And The C6Sand Is Deserted, Except For Me Standing
I GmStand As The DmLandmark To GmKeep Her On DmTrack
So The C6Ocean Won't Pull Her Away
Gm  Dm  Gm  Dm

Verse 2
I'm C6Guarding Our Bags Since I Really Can't Swim
And I GmDon't Want To DmLearn, Though She GmDoes Try To DmTeach
But C6Thieves Who Scope Tourists At Night In The City
In GmDaytime All DmProbably GmHang At This DmBeach C6​
C6You Never Know In Monte GmCarlo Dm​
Gm  Dm

Verse 3
From C6Noon Until Evening Her C6Skin Changes Color
From GmPaler Than DmMine To A GmSun-Punished DmRed
So C6I Expect Havoc, Tonight Around Bedtime
She'll GmWant Me To DmBlow On Her GmBlisters In DmBed  C6​
C6That's The Sun In Monte GmCarlo Dm​
Gm  Dm

Interlude
  C6

Gm     Dm     Gm     Dm

Verse 4
The C6Keeper Of The C6Lighthouse Is Sleeping
SoGm We Creep UDmpstairs To GmPlay With His DmBeam
C6Making Ships Stray From Their Courses Intended
ByGm Highlighting DmRocks And The GmShallows BeDmtween Them
And The C6Smashing Of Hulls In The Night Seemed To Have
NoGm Consequence At DmAll, Like The GmAction In DmDreams
In The C6Morning Gulls Pick Over Jetsam And Junk
Over GmFlotsam But DmFeeling No GmGuilt For Their DmScreams
While C6We Spend Three-Quarters Of Our Time Apologizing
For The GmQuarter Of The DmTime That We're GmThoughtless
And DmThoughtless And C6Mean
C6Just For Fun In Monte GmCarlo  Dm    Gm    Dm    C6​
C6Just For Fun In Monte GmCarlo  Dm    Gm​

Verse 5
DmWe GoC6 To The Cliffs Where The Men Cruise Each Other
Their GmCars Come And DmGo Like The GmChange Of The DmTide
Where C6Grace Kelly Swam Her Last Swim On The Planet
GmWhen Grace Kelly'Dms Roadster GmFlipped Over The DmSide Of The C6Guardrail

  C6

Gm     Dm     Gm     Dm

Verse 6
One C6Guy Looked So Nervous, And Standing Alone
My GmFriend Saw Him DmShaking And GmStarted To DmLaugh
I Said, "C6Wouldn't You Be Nervous If You Knew In Ten Minutes
GmYou'd Have The Surf At YoDmur Feet And SomeGm Stranger DmUp Your C6Back
C6Giving You His Best Monte GmCarlo?" Dm    Gm    Dm    C6​
A C6Ten-Minute, Double-Ringed GmHalo... Dm    Gm​

Verse 7
You DmKnow, The Most C6Breathtaking Sight I've Seen In Awhile
Was The GmSight Of French DmMen Fucking GmUnder The DmStars
We C6Watched Them Dancing Like Mermen On Fire
Till GmCops Came And DmChased Them GmAway In Their DmCars C6​
C6We Watched Them Run In Monte GmCarlo Dm    Gm    Dm    C6​
C6We Watched Them And We LaidGm Low Dm    Gm​

Interlude
  Csus2                         Gm     Dm     Gm     Dm

Final Verse
And My Csus2Girl Is As Red As A Rare Hothouse Flower
Her GmSkin Is So DmBurned That GmShe's Giving Off DmHeat
And My Csus2Girl Is As Tired As Nobody's Business
GmBut Sea-Air MakesDm Sleeping InGmcredibly DmSweet Csus2​
Csus2Two More Nights In Monte GmCarlo Dm    Gm    Dm    Csus2​
Csus2And Her Burn Will Be A GmTan Dm    Gm    Dm    Csus2​
Csus2She Can't Sleep, She Just GmSaid So Dm    Gm    Dm    Csus2​
Csus2So I Turn Up The GmFan Dm    Gm​