Dads Don't Forget

* Strum Once

Intro
Gm   Gm   Gm   C D

Verse 1
GmReverend Gatlin Is An Ethical Man
The CmHonorable Father Of Jennifer Anne
And GmNothing In The World That He Wouldn't Do For His DDaughter
Then GmJennifer Gatlin Met A Dick Named Dan
He CmReckoned That Dan Was A Cheating Man
And He GmCaught Him One Night, Now He's In A Hot Pot Of DWater

Pre-Chorus
And As Soon As CDan Could Talk Again, He Called The Cops
Then He CPlead His Case To An Ambulance Chaser
His DDaddy's Neighbor Called In A Favor
And GThat's What Brings Us Here Today

Chorus
CPeople Of Putnam, Y'all All Rise
FThis One Shouldn't Take Too Much Time
ToCday's The Day The Reverend Takes A GStand (Amen)
The CBailiff Led Him On Through That Door
FGave Him The Floor To Address The Court
And He CSaid To The Jury, "You'd GSurely UnderCstand"
Hell, I'm A GmMan Of God, No, I Ain't No Liar
GmHeld His Ass Up To A Brimstone Fire
GmShowed Him The Light With A Couple New Shiners
CmTook It Too Far, And DI Confess
GmGave That Devil A GLesson Learned
And GmThat Broke Jaw, Y'all GKnow He Earned It
GmMade Sure He Heard My GFavorite Sermon
JeCmsus Forgives, But DDaddies Don't ForGmget

Bridge
GmNo, No (No, No, No, No)
GmNo, No (No, No, No, No)
GmNo, No (No, No, No, No)
GmNo, No

Verse 2
GmDan Screamed Out, "See? Y'all, He Did It"
CmKnowing That You Can Acquit It
GmJury Had A Different Set Of DPlans

Pre-Chorus
And The CJudge Says, "Damn, I'd Have Done It Too
If It Was CMy Girl, Dan, You'd Done It Too."
And They Were CDancing Around In Their Living Rooms
When They GmPlayed It Later On The Evening News

Chorus
CPeople Of Putnam, Y'all All Rise
FThis One Shouldn't Take Too Much Time
ToCday's The Day The Reverend Takes A GStand (Amen)
The CBailiff Led Him On Through That Door
FGave Him The Floor To Address The Court
And He CSaid To The Jury, "You'd GSurely UnderCstand"
Hell, I'm A GmMan Of God, No, I Ain't No Liar
GmHeld His Ass Up To A Brimstone Fire
GmShowed Him The Light With A Couple New Shiners
CmTook It Too Far, And DI Confess
GmGave That Devil A GLesson Learned
And GmThat Broke Jaw, Y'all GKnow He Earned It
GmMade Sure He Heard My GFavorite Sermon
JeCmsus Forgives, But DDaddies Don't ForGmget

Bridge
GmNo, No (No, No, No, No)
GmNo, No (No, No, No, No)
GmNo, No (No, No, No, No)
GmNo, No

Break
N.c.
So Y'all Think He Did It?
N.c.
Well, Yeah, He Did It, But That Dude Sucks
N.c.
Shit, I'd Have Done It Too
N.c.
Shit, Me Too
GmThe VerA#dict Is In

Chorus
CPeople Of Putnam, Y'all All Rise
FThis One Shouldn't Take Too Much Time
The CForeman Said The Reverend's A Free GmMan
And He CWalked On Out To That Front Door
FTurned Around And Addressed The Court
And He CSaid, "I Bet That's The GLast Time We See CDan"
Hell, I'm A GmMan Of God, No, I Ain't No Liar
GmHeld His Ass Up To A Brimstone Fire
GmShowed Him The Light With A Couple New Shiners
CmTook It Too Far, And DI Confess
GmGave That Devil A GLesson Learned
And GmThat Broke Jaw, Y'all GKnow He Earned It
GmMade Sure He Heard My GFavorite Sermon
JeCmsus Forgives, But DDaddies Don't ForGmget

Outro
GmNo, No
GmNo, No
GmNo, No
JeCmsus Forgives, But DDaddies Don't ForGmget
GmNo, No
GmNo, No
GmNo, No
GmNo, No