Dads Don't Forget

* Strum Once

Intro
Em   Em   Em   A B

Verse 1
EmReverend Gatlin Is An Ethical Man
The AmHonorable Father Of Jennifer Anne
And EmNothing In The World That He Wouldn't Do For His BDaughter
Then EmJennifer Gatlin Met A Dick Named Dan
He AmReckoned That Dan Was A Cheating Man
And He EmCaught Him One Night, Now He's In A Hot Pot Of BWater

Pre-Chorus
And As Soon As ADan Could Talk Again, He Called The Cops
Then He APlead His Case To An Ambulance Chaser
His BDaddy's Neighbor Called In A Favor
And EThat's What Brings Us Here Today

Chorus
APeople Of Putnam, Y'all All Rise
DThis One Shouldn't Take Too Much Time
ToAday's The Day The Reverend Takes A EStand (Amen)
The ABailiff Led Him On Through That Door
DGave Him The Floor To Address The Court
And He ASaid To The Jury, "You'd ESurely UnderAstand"
Hell, I'm A EmMan Of God, No, I Ain't No Liar
EmHeld His Ass Up To A Brimstone Fire
EmShowed Him The Light With A Couple New Shiners
AmTook It Too Far, And BI Confess
EmGave That Devil A ELesson Learned
And EmThat Broke Jaw, Y'all EKnow He Earned It
EmMade Sure He Heard My EFavorite Sermon
JeAmsus Forgives, But BDaddies Don't ForEmget

Bridge
EmNo, No (No, No, No, No)
EmNo, No (No, No, No, No)
EmNo, No (No, No, No, No)
EmNo, No

Verse 2
EmDan Screamed Out, "See? Y'all, He Did It"
AmKnowing That You Can Acquit It
EmJury Had A Different Set Of BPlans

Pre-Chorus
And The AJudge Says, "Damn, I'd Have Done It Too
If It Was AMy Girl, Dan, You'd Done It Too."
And They Were ADancing Around In Their Living Rooms
When They EmPlayed It Later On The Evening News

Chorus
APeople Of Putnam, Y'all All Rise
DThis One Shouldn't Take Too Much Time
ToAday's The Day The Reverend Takes A EStand (Amen)
The ABailiff Led Him On Through That Door
DGave Him The Floor To Address The Court
And He ASaid To The Jury, "You'd ESurely UnderAstand"
Hell, I'm A EmMan Of God, No, I Ain't No Liar
EmHeld His Ass Up To A Brimstone Fire
EmShowed Him The Light With A Couple New Shiners
AmTook It Too Far, And BI Confess
EmGave That Devil A ELesson Learned
And EmThat Broke Jaw, Y'all EKnow He Earned It
EmMade Sure He Heard My EFavorite Sermon
JeAmsus Forgives, But BDaddies Don't ForEmget

Bridge
EmNo, No (No, No, No, No)
EmNo, No (No, No, No, No)
EmNo, No (No, No, No, No)
EmNo, No

Break
N.c.
So Y'all Think He Did It?
N.c.
Well, Yeah, He Did It, But That Dude Sucks
N.c.
Shit, I'd Have Done It Too
N.c.
Shit, Me Too
EmThe VerGdict Is In

Chorus
APeople Of Putnam, Y'all All Rise
DThis One Shouldn't Take Too Much Time
The AForeman Said The Reverend's A Free EmMan
And He AWalked On Out To That Front Door
DTurned Around And Addressed The Court
And He ASaid, "I Bet That's The ELast Time We See ADan"
Hell, I'm A EmMan Of God, No, I Ain't No Liar
EmHeld His Ass Up To A Brimstone Fire
EmShowed Him The Light With A Couple New Shiners
AmTook It Too Far, And BI Confess
EmGave That Devil A ELesson Learned
And EmThat Broke Jaw, Y'all EKnow He Earned It
EmMade Sure He Heard My EFavorite Sermon
JeAmsus Forgives, But BDaddies Don't ForEmget

Outro
EmNo, No
EmNo, No
EmNo, No
JeAmsus Forgives, But BDaddies Don't ForEmget
EmNo, No
EmNo, No
EmNo, No
EmNo, No