How To Get Money

Type: Single
Date: 2004

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How To Get Money

Intro
A5                  G6      Am7(add11)                A5      Heh Heh Heh.G6..    Am7(add11)​
A5                G6    Am7(add11)      A5  N.C.

Believe It Or A5Not, There Are G6Some People Am7(add11)Out There Who A5Still Don't Use G6Guns!   Am7(add11)​
NowA5, They're Struggling, They Could Use G6Some New Am7(add11)Shoes, The Rent's A5Due, But They
Still Don't Shoot 'Em! (Heh Heh Heh...)
CuA5tting Corners, CouG6nting CouAm7(add11)pons,
A5But Here's The Practical SoG6lutions Am7(add11)​
For Y'all To Get A5Your Extra Loot From    G6      Am7(add11)​
A5(Bang, Baby, Bang)

Chorus
This Is A5How To Get MoG6ney And Am7(add11)Not Have To   A5Shoot Somebody  G6        Am7(add11)​
Tell Me A5How To Get MoG6ney And Am7(add11)Not Have To   AmShoot SomeAm(add11)body         Dm/A        E7(sus4)/A​

Verse 1
Some A5People Got A Heart Of GoldG6, You Don't Am7(add11)Get $*&@ When You A5Pawn That Though;
G6Stocks Drop, Am7(add11)Economic       A5Slopes
Put Me On The Road In G6Amish ClothesAm7(add11), I'll Sell CeA5ramic Bowls And Artichokes
Panhandlin' A5In An Army Coat, G6Doing AstroloAm7(add11)gical Readings A5At The Carnival (Money)
G6    Tell MoAm7(add11)dels I'm From A5Cosmo, Air Guitar G6To Rock 'N Roll
Am7(add11)Selling       A5Guys On Harley's Fake Rocks To Smoke (Money, Na, Nananananana)
And The FakeA5 Parking Spot In The G6No ParkiAm7(add11)ng Zone (Heh Heh Heh...)
A5      Man... (MoG6ney)    Am7(add11)​
I Got A5Fake Passes To G6Games That Ain't Am7(add11)Happening
Take A5Napkins, Salt Shakers, Placemats When I Leave A A5Place I Never Ate At, G6Man
Am7(add11)  Need A Ride? A5Throw On The Valet Jack G6And Then Take Am7(add11)A Spin
A5You Get A Good Enough Tip, G6Maybe Drop Am7(add11)It Off On      AmYour Way Am(add11)Back In        Dm/A           E7(sus4)/A​
Got Some A5Girl On The Radio Singing "G6Who'll Save Am7(add11)My Soul" (Money)
A5I Don't Know, But I Can Save G6Some Dough Am7(add11)Taking The Occasional
A5Toilet Paper Roll G6From Every Am7(add11)Place I Go    Am       Am(add11)            (Dm/ABang, BabE7(sus4)/Ay, Bang)

Chorus
This Is A5How To Get MoG6ney And Am7(add11)Not Have To   A5Shoot Somebody  G6        Am7(add11)​
Tell Me A5How To Get MoG6ney And Am7(add11)Not Have To   A5Shoot Somebody  G6        Am7(add11)​
A5How To Get MoG6ney And Am7(add11)Not Have To   A5Shoot Somebody  G6        Am7(add11)​
Tell Me A5How To Get MoG6ney And Am7(add11)Not Have To   A5Shoot Somebody  G6        Am7(add11)​

Verse 2
Well I've Been A5Robbed A Few Times, So I Can G6Give You Some Am7(add11)Pointers
We Ain't A5Talking About Stealing Change G6From Your Grandma's Am7(add11)Coin Purse
A5Get The Toy First From The G6Truck Before It Am7(add11)Hits The Toy A5Stores
N.c.
Make The Deals, Cut Out The Employer
You Wanna A5Poison My Drink? You G6Have To Buy Me Am7(add11)Two
Plus Some A5Poisoned Slice Of Pizza And Some G6Poisoned Chinese Am7(add11)Food
A5Need A Credit Card? We G6Hit The I.c.Am7(add11)u.
Find A A5Few Who Besides Their Short, Dying In The '92
A5The I.d. Might Be You, AndG6 If That Don't Am7(add11)Work, Sell The A5I.v. Fluid (MoG6ney) (HeAm7(add11)h Heh Heh...)
Now, Old Apartment A5Basements Got Copper G6Piping
Am7(add11)Use The Proper A5Lighting, Or All You Get Is Cops And Sirens When You A5Smash The Water Lines IG6n (Money)
Am7(add11)    Need A Sugar Momma A5To Support You? Hang AG6round Am7(add11)Courtrooms, DiA5vorce Support Groups
OutG6side The ReAm7(add11)portorial Sport AmCoop With The Am(add11)Convertible Dm/ARoof        E7(sus4)/A​
                                                       (Bang, Baby, Bang)

Chorus
This Is A5How To Get MoG6ney And Am7(add11)Not Have To   A5Shoot Somebody  G6        Am7(add11)​
Tell Me A5How To Get MoG6ney And Am7(add11)Not Have To   A5Shoot Somebody  G6        Am7(add11)​
A5How To Get MoG6ney And Am7(add11)Not Have To   A5Shoot Somebody  G6        Am7(add11)​
Tell Me A5How To Get MoG6ney And Am7(add11)Not Have To   A5Shoot Somebody  G6        Am7(add11)​

Verse 3
You've Been A5Working A Lot? Get G6Hurt On The Am7(add11)Job
A5Girls, Wear A Skirt, Tie Your G6Shirt In A Am7(add11)Knot
Flirt With Your A5Boss, Far Off From G6Burning Your Am7(add11)Bras
You Got A5Value, Now You Work With What You Got (Money)
Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh...
A5    Yes, Tune In G6Later  Am7(add11)For           DeA5bates On Escaping From G6Cop Cars  Am7(add11)​
Equations A5On Chalk Boards For G6Fakin' Out Am7(add11)Doctors And   AmMaking Your Am(add11)Heart Stop (HehDm/A Heh Heh..E7(sus4)/A.)
Until ThenA5, You Can Catch Us G6Out On The Am7(add11)Golf Course
A5    Drunk, Racing The G6Golf CarAm7(add11)ts
A5Heh Heh Heh Heh... (MoG6ney)    Am7(add11)                YeA5ah!

Am          Am(add11)                (Dm/ABang, Baby, E7(sus4)/ABang)

Outro
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Am      Am6              Am7(add11)

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Bm(add11)   Bm     Bm(add11)

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N.c.
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