A Therapy Session In North Carolina

Intro
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Verse 1
EFrench Braids F#7And A Ginger Ale
A ATherapy Session In North Carolina
A BFlight Attendant That Could Not Have Been Finer

EA Compliment Please,F#7 Or A Cigarette
But AOnly One Showed At That Dinner For Two
And BIt Wasn't Me So It Must Have Been You

Pre Chorus
AOh How BNice
You Actually EHave Your BLife ToC#mgether
ABut Don't You BEver

Chorus
Wanna Go ECraF#7zy
And Live With Your AMum In An Apartment At B33
EDate All Of The People That You F#7Find On The Street
And ALive In A World Where Nobody Likes The BLook Of Your Cv
But EYes I'm A Fully FunctioF#7ning Mother Of Two
And AI Better Go 'Cause I BGot A Lot Of Stuff To Do
EAs They Say "Dinner F#7Don't Make Itself"
So ADeliveroo Is What I Use
And BMy Mum, Poor Love, Can't Tell

Instrumental
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Verse 2
ELong Conversations F#7And Short Goodbyes
I'd ALove You If I Could Remember Your Name
But BI'm Forgetful And A Little To Vain
EA Record PlayerF#7 From A Vintage Store
It AProbably Would Have Been Cheaper On Ebay
BBut Then Again At Least It Went To Elaine

Pre Chorus
AWho's Probably BNice
And Actually EHas Her BLife ToC#mgether
ABut Don't You BEver

Chorus
Wanna Go ECraF#7zy
And Live With Your AMum In An Apartment At B33
EDate All Of The People That You F#7Find On The Street
And ALive In A World Where Nobody Likes The BLook Of Your Cv
But EYes I'm A Fully FunctioF#7ning Mother Of Two
And AI Better Go 'Cause I BGot A Lot Of Stuff To Do
EAs They Say "Dinner F#7Don't Make Itself"
So ADeliveroo Is What I Use
And BMy Mum, Poor Love, Can't Tell

Bridge
EThe Degree That I Didn't Get
The F#7Family Dog That Should Go To The Vet
The AGuy That I Dated That Came Out As Gay
The BMoney That I Probably Should Have Saved
EThe Wine Glasses That Haven't Been F#7Washed
And Time Passes And I Don't Give A AToss
My Mother Works More Hours Than BMe
She's Clinically Vlunerable And 6E3

The Propaganda I Fall For
F#7Dodgey Guys And I Only Want More
AThe Plastic I'm Using Is Filling The BOcean
I Walk Into Room And I Cause A CoEmmotion

The Dates, The Drinks, The Dole
F#7The Car That I Bought That I Never Sold
The AGuy On The Street That Told Me To Smile
BI Haven't Had A Job In A While

Chorus
I'm ECrazyF#7​
And Live With My AMum In An Apartment At B33
EDate All Of The People That I F#7Find On The Street
And ALive In A World Where Nobody Likes The BLook Of My Cv
But EYes I'm A Fully FunctioF#7ning Mother Of Two
And AI Better Go 'Cause I BGot A Lot Of Stuff To Do
EHey Little Lady Get YourF#7self On The Right Road
So On ABenefits, Is How I Live
And BMy Mum, Poor Love, Don't Know

Outro
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