A Therapy Session In North Carolina

Intro
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Verse 1
GFrench Braids A7And A Ginger Ale
A CTherapy Session In North Carolina
A DFlight Attendant That Could Not Have Been Finer

GA Compliment Please,A7 Or A Cigarette
But COnly One Showed At That Dinner For Two
And DIt Wasn't Me So It Must Have Been You

Pre Chorus
COh How DNice
You Actually GHave Your DLife ToEmgether
CBut Don't You DEver

Chorus
Wanna Go GCraA7zy
And Live With Your CMum In An Apartment At D33
GDate All Of The People That You A7Find On The Street
And CLive In A World Where Nobody Likes The DLook Of Your Cv
But GYes I'm A Fully FunctioA7ning Mother Of Two
And CI Better Go 'Cause I DGot A Lot Of Stuff To Do
GAs They Say "Dinner A7Don't Make Itself"
So CDeliveroo Is What I Use
And DMy Mum, Poor Love, Can't Tell

Instrumental
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Verse 2
GLong Conversations A7And Short Goodbyes
I'd CLove You If I Could Remember Your Name
But DI'm Forgetful And A Little To Vain
GA Record PlayerA7 From A Vintage Store
It CProbably Would Have Been Cheaper On Ebay
DBut Then Again At Least It Went To Elaine

Pre Chorus
CWho's Probably DNice
And Actually GHas Her DLife ToEmgether
CBut Don't You DEver

Chorus
Wanna Go GCraA7zy
And Live With Your CMum In An Apartment At D33
GDate All Of The People That You A7Find On The Street
And CLive In A World Where Nobody Likes The DLook Of Your Cv
But GYes I'm A Fully FunctioA7ning Mother Of Two
And CI Better Go 'Cause I DGot A Lot Of Stuff To Do
GAs They Say "Dinner A7Don't Make Itself"
So CDeliveroo Is What I Use
And DMy Mum, Poor Love, Can't Tell

Bridge
GThe Degree That I Didn't Get
The A7Family Dog That Should Go To The Vet
The CGuy That I Dated That Came Out As Gay
The DMoney That I Probably Should Have Saved
GThe Wine Glasses That Haven't Been A7Washed
And Time Passes And I Don't Give A CToss
My Mother Works More Hours Than DMe
She's Clinically Vlunerable And 6G3

The Propaganda I Fall For
A7Dodgey Guys And I Only Want More
CThe Plastic I'm Using Is Filling The DOcean
I Walk Into Room And I Cause A CoGmmotion

The Dates, The Drinks, The Dole
A7The Car That I Bought That I Never Sold
The CGuy On The Street That Told Me To Smile
DI Haven't Had A Job In A While

Chorus
I'm GCrazyA7​
And Live With My CMum In An Apartment At D33
GDate All Of The People That I A7Find On The Street
And CLive In A World Where Nobody Likes The DLook Of My Cv
But GYes I'm A Fully FunctioA7ning Mother Of Two
And CI Better Go 'Cause I DGot A Lot Of Stuff To Do
GHey Little Lady Get YourA7self On The Right Road
So On CBenefits, Is How I Live
And DMy Mum, Poor Love, Don't Know

Outro
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