Youre Not In On The Joke

Capo on 3 for album version
Capo on 1 for iTunes Session version

Intro
Gm F A# D# D

Verse 1
Gm  Don't Take Them Faces At Their FValue In A A#Cynical TD#own
Yeah, Can't You DSmell The Stale Air?
Gm  I Had No Skill But I Had FHeart So Then I A#Turned It ArD#ound
And Just RemDember
GmI'm No Cynic, FYou Know I'm Just Getting D#Bored  F​
GmI'm No Cynic, You FKnow I Got A Heart Of D#Gold, OFh, Oh

Pre-Chorus
D#  They Say I'm Cold, CDold, Cold, Baby, Why So CGmold?  Cm​
I'm D#Super Sweet Sealed With A KDiss
Gm  Don't Get Offended If There's Something You Miss

Chorus
Gm  I Only Show You What I A#Want You To See
I Got My D#T-T-T-T-Tongue In My CFheek
If You See Them GmLaughing (If You See Them A#Laughing), Don't Follow ID#n
'Cause D7They're The Butt Of My Joke
Gm  I'll Always Be Just Who You A#Want Me To Be
And Keep My D#T-T-T-T-Tongue In My CFheek
A Hopeless RoGmmantic,A# You'll Never SD#ee
'Cause D7You're Not In On The Joke Gm​

Verse 2
Gm  I Got My Picture In The FPaper And My A#Parents Were PD#roud
Hey, Kid, That's DNot A Bad Job, Yeah
Gm  Next Thing You Know Peculiar FFaces Start A#Hanging ArD#ound
Dear Lord, Could You DSpare Me?
GmI Just Got One FSide To Show You D#All  F​
My GmAss Is Awesome So FSmile When You're Kissing It D#All, OFh, Oh

Pre-Chorus
D#  They Say I'm Cold, CDold, Cold, Baby, Why So CGmold?  Cm​
I'm D#Super Sweet Sealed With A KDiss
Gm  Call Your Professor If There's Something You Miss

Chorus
Gm  I Only Show You What I A#Want You To See
I Got My D#T-T-T-T-Tongue In My CFheek
If You See Them GmLaughing (If You See Them A#Laughing), Don't Follow ID#n
'Cause D7They're The Butt Of My Joke
Gm  I'll Always Be Just Who You A#Want Me To Be
And Keep My D#T-T-T-T-Tongue In My CFheek
A Hopeless RoGmmantic,A# You'll Never SD#ee
'Cause D7You're Not In On The Joke Gm​

Bridge
No, You GmDon't Know, FYou Don't Know Me
No, You D#Don't Know, YDou Don't Know Me
No, You GmDon't Know FMe, D#No, Oh, ND7o, Oh

Chorus
Gm  I Only Show You What I A#Want You To See
I Got My D#Tongue, Tongue In My Cheek
If You See Them GmLaughing (If You See Them A#Laughing), Don't Follow ID#n
'Cause D7They're The Butt Of My Joke
Gm  I'll Always Be Just Who You A#Want Me To Be
And Keep My D#T-T-T-T-Tongue In My CFheek
A Hopeless RoGmmantic,A# You'll Never SD#ee
'Cause D7You're Not In On The Joke