Youre Not In On The Joke

Capo on 3 for album version
Capo on 1 for iTunes Session version

Intro
Em D G C B

Verse 1
Em  Don't Take Them Faces At Their DValue In A GCynical CTown
Yeah, Can't You BSmell The Stale Air?
Em  I Had No Skill But I Had DHeart So Then I GTurned It ACround
And Just RemBember
EmI'm No Cynic, DYou Know I'm Just Getting CBored D​
EmI'm No Cynic, You DKnow I Got A Heart Of CGold, DOh, Oh

Pre-Chorus
C  They Say I'm Cold, BCold, Cold, Baby, Why So EmCold? Am​
I'm CSuper Sweet Sealed With A BKiss
Em  Don't Get Offended If There's Something You Miss

Chorus
Em  I Only Show You What I GWant You To See
I Got My CT-T-T-T-Tongue In My DCheek
If You See Them EmLaughing (If You See Them GLaughing), Don't Follow CIn
'Cause B7They're The Butt Of My Joke
Em  I'll Always Be Just Who You GWant Me To Be
And Keep My CT-T-T-T-Tongue In My DCheek
A Hopeless RoEmmantic,G You'll Never CSee
'Cause B7You're Not In On The Joke Em​

Verse 2
Em  I Got My Picture In The DPaper And My GParents Were CProud
Hey, Kid, That's BNot A Bad Job, Yeah
Em  Next Thing You Know Peculiar DFaces Start GHanging ACround
Dear Lord, Could You BSpare Me?
EmI Just Got One DSide To Show You CAll D​
My EmAss Is Awesome So DSmile When You're Kissing It CAll, DOh, Oh

Pre-Chorus
C  They Say I'm Cold, BCold, Cold, Baby, Why So EmCold? Am​
I'm CSuper Sweet Sealed With A BKiss
Em  Call Your Professor If There's Something You Miss

Chorus
Em  I Only Show You What I GWant You To See
I Got My CT-T-T-T-Tongue In My DCheek
If You See Them EmLaughing (If You See Them GLaughing), Don't Follow CIn
'Cause B7They're The Butt Of My Joke
Em  I'll Always Be Just Who You GWant Me To Be
And Keep My CT-T-T-T-Tongue In My DCheek
A Hopeless RoEmmantic,G You'll Never CSee
'Cause B7You're Not In On The Joke Em​

Bridge
No, You EmDon't Know, DYou Don't Know Me
No, You CDon't Know, BYou Don't Know Me
No, You EmDon't Know DMe, CNo, Oh, B7No, Oh

Chorus
Em  I Only Show You What I GWant You To See
I Got My CTongue, Tongue In My Cheek
If You See Them EmLaughing (If You See Them GLaughing), Don't Follow CIn
'Cause B7They're The Butt Of My Joke
Em  I'll Always Be Just Who You GWant Me To Be
And Keep My CT-T-T-T-Tongue In My DCheek
A Hopeless RoEmmantic,G You'll Never CSee
'Cause B7You're Not In On The Joke