Marsha Thank You For The Dialectics But I Need You To Leave

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Verse 1
DThey Could Prescribe You Any Illness
You Like, If You DeGfine The Terms Of
Your DAilment

You Could Sing A Pretty Malady Like A
Black Canary,  But A GCrow Don't Know
The Smell OAf Carbon Monoxide
DHow Many Years Have You Been On That
Couch? They Coulda GQuilt'd You In The
 Throws By DNow

You Draw A Line In The Sand, Where It
C/DEnds And You G/DBegin, But GThe Tide Rolls
 In, So Who AKnows? Oh, Well

Pre-Chorus
And A GLittle IdentitAy Never Hurt
Nobody
Oh But F#mLately You've Been Focusing Too
BmMuch On Yourself
So Em7How Many Milligrams Of You Are Still
 Left In AThere?

Chorus
‘Cause GBack In My Day We Didn'At Need No
 Feel-Good F#mPills, And No PsychBmiatrists
No We Just GDraBm/F#nk OurEm-SelvG/Des TEdimo  Death
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And Goddammit We Liked It

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Verse 2
DWho Makes The Call, What's A Symptom
What’s A Flaw? Could It Be GBoth?
Well I Suppose That’s An DAnswer

Would You Give Up Your Humanity For
Just A Touch Of Sanity? ‘Cause GGod
Knows, It’s Not Like It'sA Cancer!
And Good DNews To The Purist, They
Discovered A Cure For The GSymptoms
 Of Being DAlive
It’s A Painless Procedure With A CLow
Rate Of Failure, But GVery Few
PatieAnts Survive!

Pre-Chorus
And A GLittle ConformitAy Never Hurt
Nobody, But F#mLately I've Been
Worried That YBmou're Losing Yourself
So Em7How Many Milligrams Of You Are Still
 Left In AThere?

Chorus
‘Cause GBack In My Day We Didn'At Need No
 Feel-Good F#mPills, And No PsychBmiatrists
No We Just GBlBm/F#ed OutEm InG/D OurEdim Baths, And
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Goddammit We Liked It

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Bridge
BmDoctor, What's My Prognosis If The
DStudies Show That
ADisease Is In The Eye Of The BDeholder
Tell Me F#7So It GoeGs
We Depress To ImApress, I Guess, In
F#mLayer After Layer To Get BmOff Our
Chests
It’s EmCold Out Now, We Can Take It Off
Later
ABetter Safe Than Sorry And We Both Know
 The Dangers
BSo Doctor, Could You Run DAnother Test?
AGot A Feeling This Time I Might Just
DPass It, Well If YouF#7 Raise The
GAverage!
We All Sing When The ABell Curve Rings
In F#mLyrics Symptomatic Of The BmWay We
Think
If Our EmHarmonies Don't Sync, We Can
Change Our Voices, Our AChorus
Unconditional Of Diagnosis

Chorus
GBack In My Day We Didn'At Need No Feel
Good F#mPills, And No PsychBmiatrists
GWhat Can I Say Except Don'At Heed No
Evil F#mWills Of Moral BmNihilists
I Said GBack In The Days Of ALobotomies
Shock F#7Therapies, And Mad BmScientists!
Oh Don't You GMaBm/F#ke Me EmWasG/Dte MEdimy Breath
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And Goddammit—

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Outro
AIs Your Identity AtD Stake? Does Aspirin
 Kill You With The BmPain?

You're Not Your Thoughts, You're Not
Your EBrain, You're Just That
Character You've Made
AUp In Your Head, Down In YourD Heart
What Seem Like Separate Body BmParts
Just Come Together To BeElieve They're
You, And Not Just Chemistry
AIt’s Not The Way You WereD Raised, Not
What The Advertisements BmSay
Not What You Pay For, What You EPray
For, What You Want Or What You Say
AAnd I See Your Tendency ToF#m Redefine
Disease By What You DNeed
And I'm Afraid I Can't PreEscribe The
Diagnosis That You Seek
ABut Something Tells Me That YouF#m Need
Forgive Me Now If I MisDspeak
But Something Tells Me That You ELike
Yeah Something Tells Me—
DThat You PrEefer

To Be Sitting There Flipping Through
Those Old Issues Of People
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Well That's Our Time, See You Same Time
 Next Week A​