The Bathroom Of Life

Verse 1
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Fmaj7When The Muslims Crossed The Gibraltar StFraF7ight
CaugAnd Kicked The Catholics In The CalAmiphCaugate,
Fmaj7They Didn't Burn Down Basque. They Turned That CFhuF7rchCaug​

Into A Mosque
Fmaj7When The Christians Set Out In The State Of GalicFiaF7​
Caug'Til Someone Said, How's About A ReconAmquiCaugsta
Fmaj7But Put Down The Torch, Turn That Mosque F  F7   Caug​

Into A Church
Fmaj7Now, The Moores Topple The Visigoth's ReiFgnF7​
CaugWho Had Ran The Vandals Out Of Modern Day AmSpaCaugin
Fmaj7Who Once Sacked Rome, It's A Modern Day ShaFmeF7​
All The CaugBooks We Lost When Those People Burned
Fmaj7But It's Not Like The Romans Started With The CleFanF7 Slate
CaugIt's Implied In Their Name, A ColoAmniaCaugl State
Fmaj7You Replace The Culture, But KeeFp F7Their
AaugInfrastructure *Cough*
FSo A Revolution This And A F7Revolution That
You May A#Kill The Flesh But Leave The BG7ones Intact
We Got To CCopy The Homework Of The Last Asshats
Or C7Deny Ourselves A Guillotine Recap. Or Decap? Anyway

Chorus
FYou Don't Start From Scratch As A F7Human Being
It's A#Not Allowed, There's NG7o Such Thing
We AreC Pissing Into The Wind  C7​
From The Shoulders Of FGiants
FAnd We're The Little Guys, So What F7Can We Do
But A#Cross Our Fingers, Pray The BG7ad Guys Lose
CThe Oligarchy's C7Not Sending Its Finest

Verse 2
Fmaj7Now When A Place Called The Ussr FelFl F7​
CaugA Whole Bunch Of Land Went Up For SAmaleCaug​
Fmaj7But Average Joe Lost His InviFteF7​
To The CaugAuction
Fmaj7So The Wealthy And Well-Connected PeFopF7le
CaugBought It Up For Pennies On TheAm RuCaugbel
And Fmaj7Thus Cemented The New Russian FOlF7igarchy Caug     Am​
CaugHmm...
Fmaj7History Feels Far From RaFndF7om,
CaugWe Look Behind To UndeAmrstCaugand
Fmaj7How An Oil Baron Has Just PurcFhaF7sed
The CaugGrand Canyon
FTurns Out You Can Justify Any F7Use Of Force
From The A#Cockpit Of A LG7ooted Corpse
The CRice Whales And Protected Forests
Are C7Obstacles, Best Left Ignored
FI Heard They Brought Back The F7Dire Wolf
Well A#Next Up The EG7ntire Gulf
Let The CNext Assholes
C7Come Clean Up This Mess FFor Us

Just Tell Them

Chorus
FYou Don't Start From Scratch As A F7Human Being
It's A#Not Allowed, There's NG7o Such Thing
We AreC Pissing Into The Wind  C7​
From The Shoulders Of FGiants
FAnd We're The Little Guys, So What F7Can We Do
But A#Cross Our Fingers, Pray The BG7ad Guys Lose
CThe Oligarchy's C7Not Sending Its Finest
Fmaj7 F F7
Caug Am Caug
Fmaj7 F F7
Caug

Verse 3
Fmaj7Fun Fact, Music Predates Spoken LangFuaF7ge
CaugAnd Violence Predates The VertebraeAm   Caug​
Fmaj7And The Neanderthals Beat Us To The FFlF7ute
CaugSo We Beat Their Heads Into The First Sorbet
Fmaj7Don't Point Your Fingers At Your Mom And FDaF7d
CaugIt Was Grandpa's Grandpa's Job To AmScrCaugape
Fmaj7The Million Layers Of Piss Off The GFroF7und
Of The CaugBathroom Of Life,

That's Just To Say

Chorus
FYou Don't Start From Scratch As A F7Human Being
It's A#Not Allowed, There's NG7o Such Thing
We AreC Pissing Into The Wind  C7​
From The Shoulders Of FGiants
FAnd We're The Little Guys, So What F7Can We Do
But A#Cross Our Fingers, Pray The GG7ood Guys Win
CWhen Evolution SC7tarts Sending Its Finest