The Bathroom Of Life

Verse 1
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Cmaj7When The Muslims Crossed The Gibraltar StCraC7ight
GaugAnd Kicked The Catholics In The CalEminiphatGauge,
Cmaj7They Didn't Burn Down Basque. They Turned That CChuC7rchGaug​

Into A Mosque
Cmaj7When The Christians Set Out In The State Of GalicCiaC7​
Gaug'Til Someone Said, How's About A ReconEminquistGauga
Cmaj7But Put Down The Torch, Turn That Mosque C  C7   Gaug​

Into A Church
Cmaj7Now, The Moores Topple The Visigoth's ReiCgnC7​
GaugWho Had Ran The Vandals Out Of Modern Day EmSpaGaugin
Cmaj7Who Once Sacked Rome, It's A Modern Day ShaCmeC7​
All The GaugBooks We Lost When Those People Burned
Cmaj7But It's Not Like The Romans Started With The CleCanC7 Slate
GaugIt's Implied In Their Name, A ColoEminnial GaugState
Cmaj7You Replace The Culture, But KeeCp C7Their
EaugInfrastructure *Cough*
CSo A Revolution This And A C7Revolution That
You May FKill The Flesh But Leave The D7Bones Intact
We Got To GCopy The Homework Of The Last Asshats
Or G7Deny Ourselves A Guillotine Recap. Or Decap? Anyway

Chorus
CYou Don't Start From Scratch As A C7Human Being
It's FNot Allowed, There's D7No Such Thing
We AreG Pissing Into The Wind  G7​
From The Shoulders Of CGiants
CAnd We're The Little Guys, So What C7Can We Do
But FCross Our Fingers, Pray The D7Bad Guys Lose
GThe Oligarchy's G7Not Sending Its Finest

Verse 2
Cmaj7Now When A Place Called The Ussr FelCl C7​
GaugA Whole Bunch Of Land Went Up For SEminale  Gaug​
Cmaj7But Average Joe Lost His InviCteC7​
To The GaugAuction
Cmaj7So The Wealthy And Well-Connected PeCopC7le
GaugBought It Up For Pennies On TheEmin RubeGaugl
And Cmaj7Thus Cemented The New Russian COlC7igarchy Gaug     Emin​
GaugHmm...
Cmaj7History Feels Far From RaCndC7om,
GaugWe Look Behind To UndeEminrstanGaugd
Cmaj7How An Oil Baron Has Just PurcChaC7sed
The GaugGrand Canyon
CTurns Out You Can Justify Any C7Use Of Force
From The FCockpit Of A D7Looted Corpse
The GRice Whales And Protected Forests
Are G7Obstacles, Best Left Ignored
CI Heard They Brought Back The C7Dire Wolf
Well FNext Up The D7Entire Gulf
Let The GNext Assholes
G7Come Clean Up This Mess CFor Us

Just Tell Them

Chorus
CYou Don't Start From Scratch As A C7Human Being
It's FNot Allowed, There's D7No Such Thing
We AreG Pissing Into The Wind  G7​
From The Shoulders Of CGiants
CAnd We're The Little Guys, So What C7Can We Do
But FCross Our Fingers, Pray The D7Bad Guys Lose
GThe Oligarchy's G7Not Sending Its Finest
Cmaj7 C C7
Gaug Emin Gaug
Cmaj7 C C7
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Verse 3
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GaugAnd Violence Predates The VertebraeEmin     Gaug​
Cmaj7And The Neanderthals Beat Us To The CFlC7ute
GaugSo We Beat Their Heads Into The First Sorbet
Cmaj7Don't Point Your Fingers At Your Mom And CDaC7d
GaugIt Was Grandpa's Grandpa's Job To EminScrapGauge
Cmaj7The Million Layers Of Piss Off The GCroC7und
Of The GaugBathroom Of Life,

That's Just To Say

Chorus
CYou Don't Start From Scratch As A C7Human Being
It's FNot Allowed, There's D7No Such Thing
We AreG Pissing Into The Wind  G7​
From The Shoulders Of CGiants
CAnd We're The Little Guys, So What C7Can We Do
But FCross Our Fingers, Pray The D7Good Guys Win
GWhen Evolution SG7tarts Sending Its Finest