Country Christmas

'Twas The Night Before Redneck Christmas
When All Through The Trailer
Not A Creature Was Stirring
Not Even Carol The Neighbor
The Stocking Was Hung
By The Window Unit With Care
In Hope That St. Nicholas Would Soon Be There
Thirteen Children Were All Nestled In One Bed
And Visions Of Doughnut Holes And Candied Bacon
Danced In Their Heads
And Mom In Her Onesie And Me In My Red And Black
Plaid Buc-Ee's Fuzzy Socks
Had Just Settled Our Brains
After Watching Seven Hours Of Tik-Tok

Intro
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Verse 1
Eight Point AmRack On Daddy's Chevy's FGot A Rudolph Nose
FireCplace Decked Out In Crochet Camo
'Tis The AmSeason To Cut Your Own FTree
But All Year 'CRound We Got Our Winter Green
Wal-AmMart Poinsettias DecoFrating The Porch
CRed And White Hat On A GTwelve Hand Horse
Blarin'Am   Miss Dolly On The FVinyl Horn
Ain't Nothing Like The GNight BeCfore

Chorus
A AmSleigh Bell Country FChristmas
RedCneckers Gonna Do It All GDifferent
We Got AmWhiskey On Our FWish List
Lone CStar On The Top Of That GTree
Oh-Oh-Oh AmShut My Mouth With Some FPecan Pie
CMoonshine, Jingle Bells And GMuscadine Wine
Ol' AmSanta's Two Stepping In The FKitchen
It's A CSleigh Bell Country Christmas C    C    C​

Verse 2
AmMomma Bought Her Buddy Stocking FStuffers From Buc-Ees
If You're CSipping Mamaw's Eggnog You GMight Get Lucky
Singing AmGuitar Carols With My FParking Lot Puppy
Most CWonderful GTime Of The CYear

Chorus
A AmSleigh Bell Country FChristmas
RedCneckers Gonna Do It All GDifferent
We Got AmWhiskey On Our FWish List
Lone CStar On The Top Of That GTree
Oh-Oh-Oh AmShut My Mouth With Some FPecan Pie
CMoonshine, Jingle Bells And GMuscadine Wine
Ol' AmSanta's Two Stepping In The FKitchen
It's A CSleigh Bell Country Christmas

Bridge
AmFa La La La FLa
CDeck The Halls With GYa'll And Dolly
AmFa La La La FLa
Ain't CGot No Snow It's A Hot Tamale
AmFa La La La FLa 'CTis The Season GTo Be Jolly
AmFa La La La FLa, C     Yee Haw

Chorus
A AmSleigh Bell Country FChristmas
RedCneckers Gonna Do It All GDifferent
We Got AmWhiskey On Our FWish List
Lone CStar On The Top Of That GTree
Oh-Oh-Oh AmShut My Mouth With Some FPecan Pie
CMoonshine, Jingle Bells And GMuscadine Wine
Ol' AmSanta's Two Stepping In The FKitchen
It's A CSleigh Bell Country Christmas,  Merry Christmas