Country Christmas

'Twas The Night Before Redneck Christmas
When All Through The Trailer
Not A Creature Was Stirring
Not Even Carol The Neighbor
The Stocking Was Hung
By The Window Unit With Care
In Hope That St. Nicholas Would Soon Be There
Thirteen Children Were All Nestled In One Bed
And Visions Of Doughnut Holes And Candied Bacon
Danced In Their Heads
And Mom In Her Onesie And Me In My Red And Black
Plaid Buc-Ee's Fuzzy Socks
Had Just Settled Our Brains
After Watching Seven Hours Of Tik-Tok

Intro
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Verse 1
Eight Point F#mRack On Daddy's Chevy's GDot A Rudolph Nose
FireAplace Decked Out In Crochet Camo
'Tis The F#mSeason To Cut Your Own TDree
But All Year 'ARound We Got Our Winter Green
Wal-F#mMart Poinsettias DecorDating The Porch
ARed And White Hat On A ETwelve Hand Horse
Blarin'F#m   Miss Dolly On The VDinyl Horn
Ain't Nothing Like The ENight BeAfore

Chorus
A F#mSleigh Bell Country CDhristmas
RedAneckers Gonna Do It All EDifferent
We Got F#mWhiskey On Our WDish List
Lone AStar On The Top Of That ETree
Oh-Oh-Oh F#mShut My Mouth With Some PDecan Pie
AMoonshine, Jingle Bells And EMuscadine Wine
Ol' F#mSanta's Two Stepping In The KDitchen
It's A ASleigh Bell Country Christmas A    A    A​

Verse 2
F#mMomma Bought Her Buddy Stocking SDtuffers From Buc-Ees
If You're ASipping Mamaw's Eggnog You EMight Get Lucky
Singing F#mGuitar Carols With My PDarking Lot Puppy
Most AWonderful ETime Of The AYear

Chorus
A F#mSleigh Bell Country CDhristmas
RedAneckers Gonna Do It All EDifferent
We Got F#mWhiskey On Our WDish List
Lone AStar On The Top Of That ETree
Oh-Oh-Oh F#mShut My Mouth With Some PDecan Pie
AMoonshine, Jingle Bells And EMuscadine Wine
Ol' F#mSanta's Two Stepping In The KDitchen
It's A ASleigh Bell Country Christmas

Bridge
F#mFa La La La LDa
ADeck The Halls With EYa'll And Dolly
F#mFa La La La LDa
Ain't AGot No Snow It's A Hot Tamale
F#mFa La La La LDa 'TAis The Season TEo Be Jolly
F#mFa La La La LDa,  A    Yee Haw

Chorus
A F#mSleigh Bell Country CDhristmas
RedAneckers Gonna Do It All EDifferent
We Got F#mWhiskey On Our WDish List
Lone AStar On The Top Of That ETree
Oh-Oh-Oh F#mShut My Mouth With Some PDecan Pie
AMoonshine, Jingle Bells And EMuscadine Wine
Ol' F#mSanta's Two Stepping In The KDitchen
It's A ASleigh Bell Country Christmas,  Merry Christmas