The Old Dun Cow

Where It Says G To F It's A Walk Down From 3Rd Fret
On The E String To 1St On The E String

Verse 1
Some FDmriends And I In A Public House
Were PClaying Dominoes One Night. Dm​
When InCto The A#Room The Barman Came
His A#Face All Chalky WAhite.
“WhatDm‟S Up?” Says Brown. “Have You Seen A Ghost?"
"Have You SeeC Your Aunt MarDmia?”
“Oh, Me AuntC Maria BA#e Buggered,” Says He,
“The BA#loody Pub‟S On FirAe!”

Verse 2
“DmOn Fire?” Says Brown, “What A Bit Of Luck!"
C"Everybody FolloDmw Me!"
"Down To CThe Cellar, A#If The Fire‟S Not There,"
"We‟Ll HaveA# A Rare Old Spree.A”
So WeDm All Went Down After Good Old Brown,
And BoozCe We Could Not DmMiss,
And We CWeren‟T TherA#e Five Minutes Or More
A#Till We Were All HaAlf-Pissed.

Chorus
And TDmhere Was Brown, Upside Down,
LCicking Up The Whiskey Off The FloDmor.
C“Booze, Booze!” The A#Firemen Cried,
As TA#hey Came Knockin’ At The DAoor (Clap Clap)
“Don‟DmT Let Them In Till It‟S All Mopped Up,"
SomebCody! Shouted "MaDmcintyre." (Macintyre)
And We CAll Got BluA#e-Blind PaAralytic Drunk
When The A#Old Dun CAow / CaughtDm Fire.

Verse 3
Then SDmmith Went Over To The Port-Wine Tub
And CGave It A Few Hard KnocksDm; (Clap Clap)
And SCtarted A#Taking Off His Pantaloons,
LikewA#ise His Shoes And SAocks
“HoldDm On,” Says Brown, “We Can‟T Have That,"
"YoCu Can‟T Do That IDmn Here.
“Don‟T GoC WashingA# Your Trotters In The Port-Wine Tub,"
When We‟A#Ve Got All This LitAe Beer.”

Chorus
And TDmhere Was Brown, Upside Down,
LCicking Up The Whiskey Off The FloDmor.
C“Booze, Booze!” The A#Firemen Cried,
As TA#hey Came Knockin’ At The DAoor (Clap Clap)
“Don‟DmT Let Them In Till It‟S All Mopped Up,"
SomebCody! Shouted "MaDmcintyre." (Macintyre)
And We CAll Got BluA#e-Blind PaAralytic Drunk
When The A#Old Dun CAow / CaughtDm Fire.

Verse 4
WellDm, Then There Came An Awful Crash,
HaClf The Bloody Roof Gave DmWay.
We Were CDrownedA# In The Firemen‟S Hose,
StilA#l We Were GoingA To Stay.
So We DmGot Some Tacks And Our Old Wet Slacks
And We CNailed Ourselves InDmside,
And We CSat There A#Swallyin‟ Pints Of Stout
Till WA#e Were Bleary EAyed.

Chorus
And TDmhere Was Brown, Upside Down,
LCicking Up The Whiskey Off The FloDmor.
C“Booze, Booze!” The A#Firemen CAried,
As TA#hey Came Knockin’ At The DAoor (Clap Clap)
“Don‟DmT Let Them In Till It‟S All Mopped Up,"
SomebCody! Shouted "MaDmcintyre." (Macintyre)
And We CAll Got BluA#e-Blind PaAralytic Drunk
When The A#Old Dun CAow / CaughtDm Fire.

Verse 5
LDmater That Night When The Fire Was Out
We CCame Up From The Cellar DmBelow
Our PCub Was BA#urned, Our Booze Was Drunk
And Our A#Heads Were A-Hangin’ LAow
"Oh LoDmok,” Says Brown, With A Look Quite Queer
It Seemed CSomething Caught His DmIre
"We’ve CGotta Get A#Down To Murphy’s Pub
It A#Closes On The HAour!"

Chorus
And TDmhere Was Brown, Upside Down,
LCicking Up The Whiskey Off The FloDmor.
C“Booze, Booze!” The A#Firemen Cried,
As TA#hey Came Knockin’ At The DAoor (Clap Clap)
“Don‟DmT Let Them In Till It‟S All Mopped Up,"
SomebCody! Shouted "MaDmcintyre." (Macintyre)
And We CAll Got BluA#e-Blind PaAralytic Drunk
When The A#Old Dun CAow / CaughtDm Fire.