The Old Dun Cow

Where It Says G To F It's A Walk Down From 3Rd Fret
On The E String To 1St On The E String

Verse 1
Some FCmriends And I In A Public House
Were PA#laying Dominoes One Night.  Cm​
When InA#to The RG#oom The Barman Came
His G#Face All Chalky WGhite.
“WhatCm‟S Up?” Says Brown. “Have You Seen A Ghost?"
"Have You SeeA# Your Aunt MariCma?”
“Oh, Me AuntA# Maria BeG# Buggered,” Says He,
“The BG#loody Pub‟S On FirGe!”

Verse 2
“CmOn Fire?” Says Brown, “What A Bit Of Luck!"
A#"Everybody FollowCm Me!"
"Down To A#The Cellar, IG#f The Fire‟S Not There,"
"We‟Ll HaveG# A Rare Old Spree.G”
So WeCm All Went Down After Good Old Brown,
And BoozA#e We Could Not MCmiss,
And We A#Weren‟T ThereG# Five Minutes Or More
G#Till We Were All HaGlf-Pissed.

Chorus
And TCmhere Was Brown, Upside Down,
LA#icking Up The Whiskey Off The FlooCmr.
A#“Booze, Booze!” The FG#iremen Cried,
As TG#hey Came Knockin’ At The DGoor (Clap Clap)
“Don‟CmT Let Them In Till It‟S All Mopped Up,"
SomebA#ody! Shouted "MacCmintyre." (Macintyre)
And We A#All Got BlueG#-Blind ParGalytic Drunk
When The G#Old Dun CGow / CaughtCm Fire.

Verse 3
Then SCmmith Went Over To The Port-Wine Tub
And A#Gave It A Few Hard Knocks;Cm (Clap Clap)
And SA#tarted TG#aking Off His Pantaloons,
LikewG#ise His Shoes And SGocks
“HoldCm On,” Says Brown, “We Can‟T Have That,"
"YoA#u Can‟T Do That InCm Here.
“Don‟T GoA# Washing G#Your Trotters In The Port-Wine Tub,"
When We‟G#Ve Got All This LitGe Beer.”

Chorus
And TCmhere Was Brown, Upside Down,
LA#icking Up The Whiskey Off The FlooCmr.
A#“Booze, Booze!” The FG#iremen Cried,
As TG#hey Came Knockin’ At The DGoor (Clap Clap)
“Don‟CmT Let Them In Till It‟S All Mopped Up,"
SomebA#ody! Shouted "MacCmintyre." (Macintyre)
And We A#All Got BlueG#-Blind ParGalytic Drunk
When The G#Old Dun CGow / CaughtCm Fire.

Verse 4
WellCm, Then There Came An Awful Crash,
HaA#lf The Bloody Roof Gave WCmay.
We Were A#Drowned G#In The Firemen‟S Hose,
StilG#l We Were GoingG To Stay.
So We CmGot Some Tacks And Our Old Wet Slacks
And We A#Nailed Ourselves InsCmide,
And We A#Sat There SG#wallyin‟ Pints Of Stout
Till WG#e Were Bleary EGyed.

Chorus
And TCmhere Was Brown, Upside Down,
LA#icking Up The Whiskey Off The FlooCmr.
A#“Booze, Booze!” The FG#iremen CrGied,
As TG#hey Came Knockin’ At The DGoor (Clap Clap)
“Don‟CmT Let Them In Till It‟S All Mopped Up,"
SomebA#ody! Shouted "MacCmintyre." (Macintyre)
And We A#All Got BlueG#-Blind ParGalytic Drunk
When The G#Old Dun CGow / CaughtCm Fire.

Verse 5
LCmater That Night When The Fire Was Out
We A#Came Up From The Cellar BCmelow
Our PA#ub Was BuG#rned, Our Booze Was Drunk
And Our G#Heads Were A-Hangin’ LGow
"Oh LoCmok,” Says Brown, With A Look Quite Queer
It Seemed A#Something Caught His ICmre
"We’ve A#Gotta Get DG#own To Murphy’s Pub
It G#Closes On The HGour!"

Chorus
And TCmhere Was Brown, Upside Down,
LA#icking Up The Whiskey Off The FlooCmr.
A#“Booze, Booze!” The FG#iremen Cried,
As TG#hey Came Knockin’ At The DGoor (Clap Clap)
“Don‟CmT Let Them In Till It‟S All Mopped Up,"
SomebA#ody! Shouted "MacCmintyre." (Macintyre)
And We A#All Got BlueG#-Blind ParGalytic Drunk
When The G#Old Dun CGow / CaughtCm Fire.