Just Pull The Pint

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Intro
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Verse 1
I DWalked Into The Local At A DQuarter After AFour
AI Pushed Back The Hinges On That AHeavy Oaken DDoor
I Was DFleeing From The Kitchen And The DSmell Of Boiling GFat
For Me Wife GRita's Got The DCabbage On And I ACan't Be Having DThat

Verse 2
I Took Me DUsual Bar Stove, Gave The DWood A Friendly APat
I Said The ARoast Beef's Famous And A APint To Go With DThat
The DBarman Looked At Me As If I'd DSpoken JapaGnese
He GDidn't Move A DMuscle, Didn't AEven Aim To DPlease   D​

Verse 3
He DPointed To A Little Square, A DJumble Of A ABlot
I ASaid Is That A Crossword Or A ACoffee Stain You've DGot
He DSaid You Scan The Qr Code To DSee The Sunday GFair
Then You GOrder On The DPortal And You APay Your Money DThere

Bridge
BmI Pulled Out The F#mNokia, The HGinges Held By TDape
I BmTried To Find The F#mCamera But The SGcreen Is Out Of SAhape
No DWi-Fi And No GData, It DBarely A/C#Makes A CBmall
The GGuinness Tap Is DTwo Feet Off And AThat's The Worst Of DAll

Chorus
Just Pull The DPint, Just Pull The Pint, How DHard Can It ABe
I've Been ADrinking In This Place, Since A196D3
You've Got A DTap, I've Got A Fiber, Let's DKeep The Logic GClear
Since GWhen Do I Need DSoftware, Just To ABuy A Feckin' DBeer   D​

Verse 4
I DLooked Around The Room And Saw A DTragic Silent ASight
A ADozen People Hunched And Staring AAt A Glowing DLight
No DBanter In The Pub, No Stories DTold, No Laugh To GShare
Just GFingers Tapping DGlass, While The AQr Code DGlared

Verse 5
Then DOut Comes The Manager, He's DBarely 2A4
With A AHaircut Like A Poodle And His APolicy In DStore
It's EfDficient, Sir, He Told Me, It's The DModern Floor Plan GWay
While The GDinner's Sitting DCold Upon A ALonely Kitchen DTray    D​

Verse 6
I DDidn't Raise Me Voice, I Didn't D'Cause A Bloody AScene
I AWouldn't Waste Me Breath Upon A AGodforsaken MaDchine
I Said You've DGot The Technology, You've DGot The Apps And GGear
But You've GLost The Very Thing, D  That Makes A AMan Want A DBeer

Verse 7
I Told Him DWhere To Put His App, I DMade The Message APlain
Then I AWalked Out Hungry, Empty Into The ADrizzling Irish DRain
I'd DRather Starve In Silence Than To DGo Through With This GShite
I'd GRather Face Whatever DBreeders ABurn To Death ToDnight

Chorus
Just Pull The DPint, Just Pull The Pint, How DHard Can It ABe?
I've Been ADrinking In This Place, Since A196D3
You've Got A DTap, I've Got A Fiver, Let's DKeep The Logic CGlear
Since GWhen Do I Need DSoftware Just To ABuy A Fecking DBeer?    D​

Outro
Cut DTo The Kitchen Table, Where The Fluorescent Light Is ADim
I'm Sitting In Me Jacket With A Face That's Grey And DGrim
No Portal, And No Password, Just A Plate Of Spuds And GMeat
And A GGlass Of Lukewarm DWater Just To AMake The Thing ComDplete
GBreeder Drops The DCabbage Down, I ADon't Say A Bloody BmWord
I GJust Let Out One DLong Groan, The ALoudest Ever DHeard
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