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Here is the list of all the songs I did upload for UG :
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Intro
Verse 1
I Walked Into The Local At A Quarter After Four
I Pushed Back The Hinges On That Heavy Oaken Door
I Was Fleeing From The Kitchen And The Smell Of Boiling Fat
For Me Wife Rita's Got The Cabbage On And I Can't Be Having That
Verse 2
I Took Me Usual Bar Stove, Gave The Wood A Friendly Pat
I Said The Roast Beef's Famous And A Pint To Go With That
The Barman Looked At Me As If I'd Spoken Japanese
He Didn't Move A Muscle, Didn't Even Aim To Please
Verse 3
He Pointed To A Little Square, A Jumble Of A Blot
I Said Is That A Crossword Or A Coffee Stain You've Got
He Said You Scan The Qr Code To See The Sunday Fair
Then You Order On The Portal And You Pay Your Money There
Bridge
I Pulled Out The Nokia, The Hinges Held By Tape
I Tried To Find The Camera But The Screen Is Out Of Shape
No Wi-Fi And No Data, It Barely Makes A Call
The Guinness Tap Is Two Feet Off And That's The Worst Of All
Chorus
Just Pull The Pint, Just Pull The Pint, How Hard Can It Be
I've Been Drinking In This Place, Since 1963
You've Got A Tap, I've Got A Fiber, Let's Keep The Logic Clear
Since When Do I Need Software, Just To Buy A Feckin' Beer
Verse 4
I Looked Around The Room And Saw A Tragic Silent Sight
A Dozen People Hunched And Staring At A Glowing Light
No Banter In The Pub, No Stories Told, No Laugh To Share
Just Fingers Tapping Glass, While The Qr Code Glared
Verse 5
Then Out Comes The Manager, He's Barely 24
With A Haircut Like A Poodle And His Policy In Store
It's Efficient, Sir, He Told Me, It's The Modern Floor Plan Way
While The Dinner's Sitting Cold Upon A Lonely Kitchen Tray
Verse 6
I Didn't Raise Me Voice, I Didn't 'Cause A Bloody Scene
I Wouldn't Waste Me Breath Upon A Godforsaken Machine
I Said You've Got The Technology, You've Got The Apps And Gear
But You've Lost The Very Thing, That Makes A Man Want A Beer
Verse 7
I Told Him Where To Put His App, I Made The Message Plain
Then I Walked Out Hungry, Empty Into The Drizzling Irish Rain
I'd Rather Starve In Silence Than To Go Through With This Shite
I'd Rather Face Whatever Breeders Burn To Death Tonight
Chorus
Just Pull The Pint, Just Pull The Pint, How Hard Can It Be?
I've Been Drinking In This Place, Since 1963
You've Got A Tap, I've Got A Fiver, Let's Keep The Logic Clear
Since When Do I Need Software Just To Buy A Fecking Beer?
Outro
Cut To The Kitchen Table, Where The Fluorescent Light Is Dim
I'm Sitting In Me Jacket With A Face That's Grey And Grim
No Portal, And No Password, Just A Plate Of Spuds And Meat
And A Glass Of Lukewarm Water Just To Make The Thing Complete
Breeder Drops The Cabbage Down, I Don't Say A Bloody Word
I Just Let Out One Long Groan, The Loudest Ever Heard
