Jesus At Mcdonalds

Bpm:      146
Released: 1985
Album:    Mojo & Skid

Note: The Trick Here Is To Do A Quick Down Stroke (Open Middle Strings Only) Between The
Chord Changes From E To A And From A Back To The E Chord.

In The Bridge 1 Most Of The Time If You See The E Chord You Play
Only The Lower Two (E And A) Strings.

* After Chord Means Strike Chord Once And Let It Ring.

Capo: No

Verse 1
N.c.
I Saw Jesus At Mcdonald's At Midnight...,
D  D  A He Said He Wasn't Doing Alright,
A  D  D  A  He Said He Didn't Feel So Fine Fine FAinDe D. . .,
ASaid He's About Bout Bout To Lose His MAinDd,D​
AI Saw Mama Humping Santa ClaAusD, D​
AShe Said It Was Because Of MenopAauDseD,
AThat's Why She Had To Have RudolfA TDooD,
AYou Know Your Mama Mama Loves It Too  YeahA Let'Ds DGo.
DHuhA, A  D Yeah Just Like SupermanA SAaiDd, I'm From CarAolDinDa.A​

Interlude
A D D A

Verse 2
AI'm In Love With A Lady WresAtlDerD,
AYou Know Them Sneaky Women Do It BeAttDerD,
AShe Got Me, She Put Me In A Figure FourA FaDceDlock,
AI Said Baby Baby Just Don't SAtoDp,D​
AI Touched Myself Late Last NiAghDt,D​
ALyin' In Bed Next To My Wife,A  D  D​
AShe Got Up She Got Up She StartedA TDo DRun,
ASaid She Could, Could Not WatchA MDe DCome,
AI'm Comin' I'm ComAinD' DBabAy, I'm ComiAn'D HDomAe.

Interlude
YeAahD  D  A​
  A D D

Chorus
AI Saw Allah At AnA ADrbDy's,
AI Saw Moses At McdonAalDd'Ds,
AI Saw The Ramalama From Alabama At The Barbeque Pit OnA UDniDveArsity,
AI Saw I Saw Buddha AAt DA DBurger King,
AI Saw Joey At A Jack In AThDe DBox,
AI Just Just Just Just Just Just CaAn'Dt DStop, Yeah,
AI Saw Mother Mary At A Roberto's In AOkDlaDhoAma,
AMan I'm In AA TDwiDligAht Zone Zone Zone ZoneA ZDonDe.A​

Bridge 1
AAnd There I Was, I Woke Up, I Was Kind OfA Standing,
I Was AKind Of Someplace Out Where The,
AOut Where The Interstates, Turn ToA Dirt, Out Past The Fire Roads,
Out APast Route One-FourA-Oh,A​
ADown, Down Where The Train Trestles Go Over The GAraDveDyaArds,
ABack Behind The Dynamo Right Beside RouteA One-FouAr-DO.D  A​
AYeah I'm Still Out By Otay LakesA RoaAd,D  D  A​
AUnderneath The Water Tower,
AI GoAt DA DThAousand Watt Watt WattsA Of Power,
AYeah AI'Dm DFeeliAng Fine, And Jesus Walks Up To Me He SaAys "Mojo, Mojo,
I'm Gonna ATake You Some Place You Need ToA Be."
AAnAd DI DSaAid, I Said "TakeA Me Jesus!",
And AJesus Took Me,A There We Were, I LookedA Around,
I ALooked Around And All I Saw WasA Couches,
AEverywhere I Looked I Saw Couches, Not ThAe Kind You Want To Sit On,
But The Kind You DWant To,
The AKind You Want ToA Sleep On!
You AKnow, You Know It Was Like TheseA Bonfires And Big Cauldrons OAn Top Of Them,
With AGeneric YellowA Label,
Top ARum And JustA Bowling AwayD, Bowl Bowl BowlinAg Away Way Way,
It Was AGoing Everywhere,

Bridge 2
   A

Bridge 2
And The ATrees Had These Kind Of Beer TabsA On Them,
And AOut Of It Was Coming ThisA Strange Mixture,
Of AFood, Barns, Gin, AndA Mountain Dew,
AAndD ID Said, A"I Love Love Love Love Love LAove You!" ,
AOh YeahD I WaDs Feeling ASo Fine, So Fine,
I AWas About To Go Out Of MyA Mind,
I ASaw The Entire Robert Johnson, John LeeA Hooker,
And AMuddy Waters Record Collection Stretched BAefore Me,
And A ABrand NewD StereoD, I GotA A Thousand Watts Of Power,
I Got A ANew Car, It's Got AA Second Gear And ID, ID'm FeelAing Fine,
AI DAin't Go To Work NoD Day JoAb No More,
Cause AThat's Not My Life, That's Not MyA Wife,
AOh Cut ItD Out With ThDe KnifAe!
So I Ask AJesus, I Say, "Man, Like,A Where Am ID?"D  A​
And AJesus Kind Of Scratched His Chin, AndA Uh,
He AHadn't Shaved In A While, And He Said, "Uh,A Mojo, Mojo...",
I Said "AAm I At The Big Rock CandyA Mountain?"
AHeD Said,D "UAh, No."
AI Said "Am I InA Paradise?"
DHeD SaidA "No."
AI Said Is This Like The Upstairs,A You KnoDw HDeaven?"
He Said, "ANo."
AJesus Looked Up In The Sky,
And There Was A ABig White Thing Up In TheA Sky,
And There Were These Kind Of ALines Going AAcross,
And The AHair On The Back Of My Neck StoodA Up,
And AJesus Said "I FeelA Fine" Cause, Cause....

Verse 3
Cause DI'mA DownD, By The PowAer Lines,
D That's Why I Feel SoA Fine,
D That's Why I'm Blowing MyA Mind Yeah YeaDh Yeah,
I Said I'm ADown Down DownD Down Down By The PoweAr Lines Line Line Line Lines,
Feel So DFeel So Feel SoA Down By The Power Lines,
I DFeel, Feel SoA Fine, Ain't That RighDt Skid, Oh Yeah,
I Said I'm ADown,D    By The PoweAr Lines,
D I'm Doing AAlright, Okay, Hey Hey Hey,
D(GibAberDish),
AI Said Hey My I'm Down DownD Down By The PoweAr LiDnes,
By The Power ALines I'm Down ByA ThemD,  A​
Let's Go DSkid Oh Yeah,
AOh Oh OhD, A  D  D  A​
AHere We GoA BDoyD  A​

Outro
AI Saw Jesus At Mcdonald's At Midnight!A  A7​
A7Great Googly Boogly!A​